Any game I can play on a pretty crappy laptop? It has an integrated chip (can actually play Portal 2 shockingly) and some decent specs. If anyone actually wants them I'll be happy to post them. Anything a little old is fine but its on Windows 7 so getting compatible games could be a problem. Thanks in advance to anyone.

Warcraft 3 and starcraft run on basically anything

anything that's made by valve

throchlight

Telltale point and click games. I suggest hector badge of carnage and back to the future

StarCraft 2 runs fine on just about anything, Torchlight has a netbook mode (i.e. it can run on a high-end phone at this point), the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games will run on just about anything when using DX8/9 lighting, and The Elder Scrolls games are optimized for a huge range of specs (Morrowind would be a better, safer, and cheaper bet). Mount & Blade (and Warband) has a really low benchmark, so you could give that a try. 

anything that's made by valve

Here's a few more. Based on being able to play Portal 2, you should be able to play these at some setting:

X-Com. If anything you'll actually have a problem with your PC exceeding the requirements by too much.

Crysis 1 & 2 :P.

anything that's made by valve

http://www.gog.com/en/frontpage/ Pick a genre you like, sort by user rating and make sure it's compatible with Win 7.

sim city 4

Runescape. Done.

super meat boy

Here's a few more. Based on being able to play Portal 2, you should be able to play these at some setting:

• Civilization IV and/or V
• Blood Bowl
• Company of Heroes + expansion packs
• Dragon Age: Origins + expansion

Can't really recommend stuff without know what you are into. You could always download an emulator and play some old SNES games.

@crusader8463 said:

Here's a few more. Based on being able to play Portal 2, you should be able to play these at some setting:

• Civilization IV and/or V
• Blood Bowl
• Company of Heroes + expansion packs
• Dragon Age: Origins + expansion

Can't really recommend stuff without know what you are into. You could always download an emulator and play some old SNES games.

He has a crappy laptop and Windows 7. Company of Heroes will put his laptop into the fires of Doom, so will Dragon Age.

Just about every Blizzard game!

VVVVVV!!!!!!

Mount and Blade: Warband

The Mount and Blade series

Fallout 2. 

Load up Steam and pick up any game that looks like this...

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Minecraft yet.

@Ocean_H said:

@crusader8463 said:

Here's a few more. Based on being able to play Portal 2, you should be able to play these at some setting:

• Civilization IV and/or V
• Blood Bowl
• Company of Heroes + expansion packs
• Dragon Age: Origins + expansion

Can't really recommend stuff without know what you are into. You could always download an emulator and play some old SNES games.

He has a crappy laptop and Windows 7. Company of Heroes will put his laptop into the fires of Doom, so will Dragon Age.

They should work. He said it can run Portal 2, and my shitty desktop can just run Portal 2 yet play all of those games I mentioned with no problems. Without specs all we can base it on is Portal 2, and those games are nowhere near as graphicly intense as Portal 2.

@Afroman269:

Not really,
 Crysis 1 Recommended :
Processor – Intel Core 2 DUO @ 2.2GHz or AMD Athlon 64 X2 4400+
Memory – 2.0 GB RAM
GPU – NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS/640

Crysis 2 Recommended : Processor – 2.66GHz Core 2 Duo / A64 X2 CPU,  Memory – 3GB RAM,  GPU – GTX280 / HD4870, 

I play mostly Indie games on my laptop that is pretty similar to yours. Games like Puzzle Agent, Machinarium, Recettear etc.

anything that's made by valve or 2D

I would recommend Deus Ex.

Go to good old games and grab all the Bioware/Black Isle games. That's enough gameplay for a decade.

And of course you cannot go wrong with Diablo II.

Also the first Modern Warfare was very scalable if you don't mind playing with the detail turned to low. I cannot confirm that the same applies for MW2 and Black Ops, but its the same engine.

Nobody's mentioned the Thief series, and that's definitely worth mentioning as far as I'm concerned. 

Amnesia: The Dark Descent...if you haven't already played it.

I play DMC4 and SF4 on an integrated chip. It's at their lowest setting and the resolution in DMC4 is even down to 360x240 I think, but they're good games even without tasty graphics so I don't mind. 
Strategy games usually run fine too.

Morrowind would be worth a try.  Very long and quite atmospheric yet demands the player be patient and smart about how they deal with quests and how you level.

Operation Flashpoint: Cold War Crisis
SWAT 4
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines

If you arn't opposed to Free to Play MMOs, Dungeon Fighter Online is totally worth your time.