This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

" This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

**In no way am I intentionally implying Dave does drugs of any kind in real life.  :P "

That's fuckin' awesome!

" @JJWeatherman said:

" This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

**In no way am I intentionally implying Dave does drugs of any kind in real life.  :P "

you are to awesome for words jj "

wait, so what happened?  He ordered a pizza, but then woke up in the middle of nowhere and realized it was all a dream?

Ah, I didn't know you subscribed to Big Sausage Pizza!

Dave and I have the same Cavalry Stetson.

Two things. 
 

1. I totally had that alarm clock many years ago.
2. I lost a little respect for Dave since he ordered Domino's.

Wierdly enough this is what I thought when I read his status. O_o

Thanks for the quest points for landing me on this page :P

PIZZA! That quest man.

its true i was there

" @nk19 said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

**In no way am I intentionally implying Dave does drugs of any kind in real life.  :P "

you are to awesome for words jj "

I thought quoting the guy that quoted you was a good idea. Secondly, I've never heard a stranger pizza delivery story than this one. "

That was awesome.

lmao

" Thanks for the quest points for landing me on this page :P "

My pizza deliveries are boring. Doorbell rings, blah, blah, blah.

That is awesome, Made my night.

His twitter updates were hilarious, but this almost caused a heart attack.
Great mash-up Jj!

Sleepless in Sausalito made me lol

Haha, fantastic!  More Dave strips like this, please :)

Wow.

haha that is incredibly awesome!

That was really funny.

Well done, good sir. Well done.

Hahahaha. Cool story bro!!

I'm glad everyone likes my ridiculous project.    : )

"

"

 Here's my take:  Dave was in purgatory but then when the pizza arrived in the morning, he was welcomed in to heaven.  
 
Everything on the island (before ordering the pizza) was real...

Bravo, JJ!

Wow, good job.

Very funny, nicely executed.

Pffffthahahahahaha! Love the Brad photobomb!

wtf spoilers dude.

Added to the list of things that I can't unsee.

You must be very bored with now that your Xbox red ringed lol.

CAN ANYONE CONFIRM THIS?

" Two things. 
 

1. I totally had that alarm clock many years ago.
2. I lost a little respect for Dave since he ordered Domino's.

 
Also, needs more inconspicuous cocks."

" @Dalai said:

" Two things. 
 

1. I totally had that alarm clock many years ago.
2. I lost a little respect for Dave since he ordered Domino's.

 
Also, needs more inconspicuous cocks."

Dood, have you had Domino's since they changed everything?  They changed the crust, the cheese, the ingredients.  In short, they actually don't suck anymore.  If anything, they've got more flavor than any of the other major chains! "

" @Dalai said:

" Two things. 
 

1. I totally had that alarm clock many years ago.
2. I lost a little respect for Dave since he ordered Domino's.

 
Also, needs more inconspicuous cocks."

Dood, have you had Domino's since they changed everything?  They changed the crust, the cheese, the ingredients.  In short, they actually don't suck anymore.  If anything, they've got more flavor than any of the other major chains! "

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

Also, needs more inconspicuous cocks.

"