CannedBread

If I hadn't already bought both the Witcher games on a steam sale, this company's attitude would have driven me to buy them.

Now I just need to get around to playing them...

Sessler is just upset that now he only has one bible day to review games in 24hrs instead of 4 Real days.

B. Button Is Proof Of 4 Days.

Ouya 2 Is PROOF Of Belly Button.

Do Not Believe Unholy Teachers Selling The GERSTmann's Lies.

The secret is that the Xbox One is just two Ouyas taped to a Kinect.

@talibanchic: My uncle who works at Nintendo just confirmed this.

Also this is why pre-ordering consoles is a dumb idea.

I've come down with the itch to play this again, I've applied as Breadcan in game.

Carry the orphans on your back and let them feed on the prey you capture. It's what she would have wanted.

I like mayo, ketchup, and mustard equally. Horseradish is the undeniable king of condiments, though.

As long as the ads are funny I really don't care. Given a choice between ads and ad-free I'll take ads, as long as they're read like they were this week.

Hey hey you you

I don't like your cell phone

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Hey hey you you

Sony makes a cell phone

I think it's weird that you call changing your underwear daily 'very' hygienic.