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To play or not to play, Abraham Van Helsing is no question.

To play a role, to act as another is so much fun when you join a play.

I auditioned for the play Dracula. I will be playing Abraham Van Helsing.

Someone has to teach those slobs how to kill Dracula.

There are no small roles, only small actors. Break a leg..

Hair is cut and then some tweaking, the beard is gone.

The calm before the storm.
The calm before the storm.

Now to learn baby learn.

I played my best role in Oblivion. I played as me. I was a vampire for thirty days. In the end, champion. Different play different results.

So funny, I've been playing Vampire: The Masquerade-Bloodlines. So different a story.

What's your favorite role to play?

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To play a role, to act as another is so much fun when you join a play.

I auditioned for the playDracula. I will be playing Abraham Van Helsing.

Someone has to teach those slobs how to kill Dracula.

There are no small roles, only small actors. Break a leg..

Hair is cut and then some tweaking, the beard is gone.

The calm before the storm.
The calm before the storm.

Now to learn baby learn.

I played my best role in Oblivion. I played as me. I was a vampire for thirty days. In the end, champion. Different play different results.

So funny, I've been playing Vampire: The Masquerade-Bloodlines. So different a story.

What's your favorite role to play?

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Really? You've got the look of a Gary Oldman-esque Dracula. Helsing seems like the wrong role based on appearance.

edit: I just unfollowed you simply so I could follow you again.

edit2: my previous edit disappeared and I totally forgot what I typed.

editagain: Oh yeah, Try and convince the director to let you equip your utility belt with a coiled whip, for videogame flavor.

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@Claude: Metal! Go for it, duder!

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Claude I think this is your debut as an actor.  You better make it onto Broadway! 

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@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

Claude I think this is your debut as an actor. You better make it onto Broadway!

I've been in many plays. I'm salty in community theater as they say.

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@Claude said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

Claude I think this is your debut as an actor. You better make it onto Broadway!

I've been in many plays. I'm salty in community theater as they say.

Other may call you a seasoned veteran.  Ohohohoho.  Think about it.
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@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Claude said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

Claude I think this is your debut as an actor. You better make it onto Broadway!

I've been in many plays. I'm salty in community theater as they say.

Other may call you a seasoned veteran. Ohohohoho. Think about it.

And here I was trying to come up with a bukkake joke...

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Sounds great, I loved acting in high school. Good luck to you Mr. Claude!

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Well someone has to show the Belmonts how to kill Dracula the right way.

Also, is your beard playing the part of Dracula? Because I'd drive down to NC to see that.

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I play video games.  
 
Ha!

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You should film the play. I would love to see it.

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@MrKlorox: Aren't you amazing. This play will be dramatic with comic overtones of love and pleasure. I can feel it. My character does not portray those thoughts, so it's all mute at this point with pure reflection of emotion.

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@Claude: Ah, so you're the juxtaposition. That's a heavy roll, especially for a play based on the 'ghost' of a tyrant notorious for consuming human flesh. I like irony.

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Have fun Claude.

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@MrKlorox said:

@Claude: Ah, so you're the juxtaposition. That's a heavy roll, especially for a play based on the 'ghost' of a tyrant notorious for consuming human flesh. I like irony.

As the play read, Dracula grows stronger has he feasts upon England. I (Abraham Van Helsing) grow older with the knowledge to make Dracula die a death upon the hands of god and the faith.

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@Claude: *genuine chuckle*

and I ain't talking pig taint.

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It's like you've become a whole new person, holy crap. I don't know what to contribute other than break a leg, that's a pretty great role!

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That's cool, good luck!

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It's like you've become a whole new person, holy crap. I don't know what to contribute other than break a leg, that's a pretty great role!

The words become me. The troop the cast are the reason to believe. It's great. Everyone should audition for a community show.

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@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Claude said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

Claude I think this is your debut as an actor. You better make it onto Broadway!

I've been in many plays. I'm salty in community theater as they say.

Other may call you a seasoned veteran. Ohohohoho. Think about it.

I hate you so much.

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As bad ass as sir Anthony Hopkins was in the role of Hellsing, he ain't got nothing on you Claude!

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@TheDudeOfGaming said:

As bad ass as sir Anthony Hopkins was in the role of Hellsing, he ain't got nothing on you Claude!

We both lived to play the game. That's all that matters.

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I noticed you playing that Vampire game on steam, and I knew you were auditioning for a part in Dracula, but for some reason I never made the connection between the two.

Weird.

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Sounds appropriate enough

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I was part of a Shakespearean acting troupe for about four and a half years, and alternated between a lot of serious and comedic roles. I think I enjoyed playing Don Pedro from Much Ado About Nothing the most, though Nick Bottom from Midsummer Night's Dream was also a kick.

Other than that, the Heavy, bitches!

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The theatre group you linked to says that in their play, Van Helsing is female? This is going to be one nuanced as fuck performance. 
 
Seriously though, you've got a good look for Van Helsing, I think. Grizzled, and possibly weary. You look like you would have made a pretty fine Dracula, too. Good luck!

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Congrats! Post up a video of your performance when it's done. :D

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Congrats! Good luck in the play.

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@RenegadeSaint said:

Congrats! Good luck in the play.

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Thats pretty cool! I always wanted to act.

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You've got the look.  I'm sure you can find the right "place" in your psych to pull out a great Van Hellsing.  I was once put in the role of Dracula for a high school play.  I would say that was my favorite role, but I might get staked for it.