Wellp, here's something that certainly wasn't appropriate for Giant Bomb.

Awe, they removed the products- you can still view the entire line, but the links are broken. I was gonna buy the zippo :-(

Can't unsee. :(

That's seriously fucked up.

Bahahahaha.

What the... hell? I don't think he's drooling... nor eating for that matter. That poor Waddle Dee is getting raped.

Gross

Pre-ordered.

@sgjackson said:

It's a third-party seller. Here's the full line of products (obviously NSFW). http://www.sears.com/shc/s/search_10153_12605?pageNum=3&viewItems=25&keyword=king+dedede+drooling+while+eating

I'm getting the face towel.

That. is. fucking. amazing.

I am disgusted, but HAHA at Sears and Nintendo!

I feel like there is some mayor trolling afoot!

No wonder that guy has to waddle everywhere.

Fap fap fa... sorry I can't.

It's a third-party seller. Here's the full line of products (obviously NSFW). http://www.sears.com/shc/s/search_10153_12605?pageNum=3&viewItems=25&keyword=king+dedede+drooling+while+eating

Love the fact that Sears has plates, watches, camera cases and more.

All featuring this image.

WTF is this shit.

I can't, I don't, What!?!

Dude, wha---I mean just---ARGH!

I'm fairly certain that this blog is gonna be deleted rather soon.

Pornography comes in many forms and you should all know, what with all the naked cartoon pussy and all. But Sears is playing catch-up. Take a gander at this actual product that Nintendo surprisingly approved.

Now... let's analyze this sling bag together, everyone. Available at Sears.com.

At first glance, it appears that King Dedede is buttfucking that Waddle Dee, the Goomba of the Kirby franchise. The king looks very pleased as if he's in some sort of dream land. The other Waddle Dee wants no part of the action and is looking away in shame, yet is in direct fire of the sticky liquid (I assume it's sticky) being sprayed all over. I have a feeling Nintendo will be taking this fine product off the market very, very soon.

If that's how Nintendo wants to market the release of Kirby's Return to Dream Land, I will fully support the game and buy it on launch day. And if Nintendo has a collector's edition with a full-body Waddle Dee pillow, I will finally have some use for my Wiimote condom.