DeBurgo

The game definitely has a story, it's just not entirely told through boring cutscenes, expository codex entries, and melodramatic dialogue/voice-overs (though, to be fair, it's not entirely bereft of those things)... and really, I'm of the opinion that most or even all game stories should be told this way. You can figure it out just by interacting with the game normally, thinking critically, and making observations. It's a good lesson on "showing vs. telling" in videogames (hint: like 99% of games tend to do the latter, and that's bad).

Except the lesson here is that you just gotta save up the crack for a rainy day

I listened to this podcast while in the shower. It was hot. 
 
Do I mean the shower or the podcast was hot? Or both? Or perhaps I mean something else? 
 
You'll never know, Jeff Gerstmann. 
 
You'll never know.

Whistle theme. Enough said.

" Nope, I've got the real thing in my back yard. "

" I could go easily but I kind of don't have the slightest interest. I'll go one day to the real thing, not some ripoff offshoot. "

" It's Jeff's fault for teasing it.  Not that I'm mad at him or anything, but you know how this place gets about everything, with the yelling and the running into the ground of everything and etc. "

" @Linkyshinks: Aha!

THERES YOUR REAL 'CRYSIS'! "

I said it was the dumbest survey ever but I don't really mean that I just thought it was funny I had the option to say that :(

I'm throwing it down right now, without having played it yet (it's on the way, though): This game looks like the God Hand of survival horror/adventure games. If you don't like it, you might as well stop playing videogames.