Grelik

I was eating at KFC and took my $250 (cdn) bulova watch off for some reason and left it on the food tray, then we left to a new years eve party. That night I was asked what time it was.

I then knew what a grievous error I'd made.

FfXIII is much like MGS4 takes its self much to seriously and tries to force a cartoonishly dramatic story down your throat and hopes you're simple enough to care for it.

I'm sure Will Smith worked much harder than any of us to earn his 42 million dollar house.  After all, he was like in 7 movies.  Getting up at noon and welcoming aliens to erf is hard.  How dare you tax him more.  Everyone knows you can't live comfortably in a 41 million dollar house!

Lets be honest here. Gaming is terrible. My kids when I eventually have some will be banned from video games so they don't shit half their lives down the toilet. I personally wish my parents had done the same, but here I am.

I can agree with the God of War 1 spinning blade pillars as absolutely and mind breakingly horrible.  It takes alot to make me want to quit a game... but that section just seemed fucking unfair...

Put Americans on a diet imo.   You guys are too fat.

Where's the "Agree it wasn't amazing, but definitely not bad" option in your poll?
 
I bought Limbo day one and went into it with my hype glasses on.  After about an hour my vision cleared and I felt like it started to drag a bit.  Definitely not a bad game, but definitely not this god-send of a game that most people are making it out to be.  After I finished it that same day, I kind of wanted to have my $15 back, because to be honest, it's a pretty steep price for what you get in Limbo, being that it's so short and has absolutely no replay value.
 
Regardless, played it once that day, enjoyed it, but haven't touched it since and have absolutely no desire to, there are better puzzle/platformers out there, and the art loses alot of its impact after the first couple levels.

Buy.... Music?
 
I confused.