@bobafettjm: Man, you're a lifesaver. Also, we're not done explaining things quite yet...
Part 10: I Swear This Thing Will Stop Talking Eventually
Part Final: Crazy Yelling Future Guy and The Dharma Initiative
And that's Mission Critical. Hope you enjoyed it. I might've found more entertaining screenshots from Callahan's Crosstime Saloon or Superhero League of Hoboken, but because they're the better games I should probably leave them for you all to discover instead. I mean, once Atari gets its finger out and puts the whole Legend library on GOG, at least.
I'll be back with more weirdness next time. Probably not another Brief Jaunt for a while though (not that this was particularly brief...).