Twitchey

I kept waiting for all the insane shit.

All these zombie games... I'm never going to get a Rockstar made open world zombie game. :(

@Twitchey said:

I named one axe "butt" and another "rape" so when I duel wield them it's buttrape.

Do you wield the Butt in you left hand and the other in your right?

I named one axe "butt" and another "rape" so when I duel wield them it's buttrape. 

I consider them both forces of human nature.  
 
If I kicked the shit out of someone weaker than me then it's evil (and a dickish think to do).
 
If a mountain goat head butts the shit out of another mountain goat weaker than him it's nature. 

It was funny the first time 'round but man, it's a meme that's gonna dying faster than a dead baby (dead baby jokes). It hurts every time i read people comment on Skyrim threads and making the "I used to x like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee." Yes we get it. Haha. Now how bout be more original? How bout say something like "Have you seen the comments on Youtube? They got dumb comments. Dumb. Comments." or something? Common guys. Be creative.
 
But it still ends up with you sounding like a dumb Skyrim nerd at the end of the day. Anyways, my predictions for the first comment:

"I used to give a fuck like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

BRING YOUR WORST YOU INTERNET S.O.B.s IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!  /trollbait

Sometimes I yell "I'm Rick James Biotch!!!"  
 
But it's mainly an inside joke in my circle. 

Yea I've had two game breaking bugs already. I'm probably going to need to restart my lvl 34 character with 100 in smithing and light armor. 
 
Fuck

I learned not to mess with giants pretty early on. Pretty sure it was a glitch, but the lesson sunk in fast.

@Twitchey: I'm just wondering what you thought was so forgetable able portal 2 and skyrim? I thought both of those were pretty fantastic games. Ive gone back to portal 2 a few times over its release, and since I havent stopped playing skyrim since it came out I find it hard to forget. But I realize that these games may just not be for you.