Best Rage review you'll see (even if I/you can't even read it).

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#1 Posted by Cake (225 posts) -
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#2 Posted by Three0neFive (2361 posts) -

Hahah holy mother of fuck, that was great. Russian sure is funny! xD
 
No.

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#3 Posted by SamFo (1650 posts) -

i dont get it

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#4 Posted by JoshyLee (186 posts) -

Brilliant.

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#5 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8504 posts) -

Is this meant to be some xenophobic humour?

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#6 Posted by Cake (225 posts) -

@SeriouslyNow said:

Is this meant to be some xenophobic humour?

Only if by "xenophobic humour" you mean a video game text review that's making fun of a game's ability to load textures.

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#7 Posted by I_smell (4218 posts) -

I hope the fact that I could still read it perfectly with this "problem" is the point they were making.

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#8 Posted by bybeach (5443 posts) -

I'd probably like part of it, just like I am liking part of Rage. Pretty damned good game, actually. None of the wemen in Subway town hold a candle to whom I assume was Hagar's daughter. Ginny was purty in Wellspring. In Subway town I think they all charge 50 dollars though... Others like Olive I'd maybe marry, but Janis is a straight rip from that borderlands DLC. Well that's Rage..Combat's rather good, hold's my attention, enjoying that. Competent racing happens. Something seems a bit shallow but this isn't Deus Ex;Human Rev. I assume that's all is in the review..right?

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#9 Posted by Strife777 (2049 posts) -

Huh...that's pretty clever.

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#10 Posted by CrazyBagMan (1068 posts) -

lol, very clever. My pc version of Rage never had that issue though.

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#11 Posted by Robo (878 posts) -

Haha, nice.

Of the many problems I had getting Rage to run, textures loading in slow wasn't an issue.

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#12 Posted by snide (2671 posts) -

This is brilliant.

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#13 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6117 posts) -

This really was the best review.

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#14 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5725 posts) -

Nice!

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#15 Posted by Pinworm45 (4069 posts) -

Yeah that's pretty spot on.

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#16 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6805 posts) -

Man, that was great. I didn't get it for a couple seconds, but then I was like "Ohhhhh! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!"

That's pretty awesome.

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#17 Posted by slantedwindows (282 posts) -

i just thought it was my browsers inability to render cyrillic...

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#18 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

@xobballox said:

Man, that was great. I didn't get it for a couple seconds, but then I was like "Ohhhhh! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!"

That's pretty awesome.

Yeah, I was a little lost at first.

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#19 Edited by penINC (138 posts) -

@SeriouslyNow said:

Is this meant to be some xenophobic humour?

Yep. Nailed it. Good job.

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#20 Posted by HatKing (7169 posts) -

@slantedwindows said:

i just thought it was my browsers inability to render cyrillic...

What I thought until I translated the page.

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#21 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8504 posts) -

@Cake said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

Is this meant to be some xenophobic humour?

Only if by "xenophobic humour" you mean a video game text review that's making fun of a game's ability to load textures.

Oh wait. I just enabled the site in noscript. I see it now. That is cool.

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#22 Posted by Hero_Swe (1284 posts) -

...I translated the page and I still don't get it.

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#23 Posted by chilibean_3 (2098 posts) -

Fantastic.

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#24 Posted by Brendan (8911 posts) -

Great.

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#25 Posted by Jeust (11739 posts) -

It's a really cool review.

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#26 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

Took me a second. Well-played, sir. Rats off to you.

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#27 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

This review has been censored by the state; there is no Russian word for Rage, and Putin doesn't want the people knowing what it is.

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#28 Posted by SPACETURTLE (1660 posts) -

Genius!

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#29 Posted by TwoLines (3458 posts) -

Wow, that's pretty darn clever.

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#30 Posted by Sanj (3049 posts) -

That is just excellent.

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#31 Posted by SefaRed (135 posts) -

Wow. That's really clever. I had NoScript enabled at first so it didn't work lol!

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#32 Posted by iAmJohn (6203 posts) -

That's amazing.

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#33 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12394 posts) -

That's one of the best things I've ever seen. This is why magazines and newspapers are dying.

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#34 Posted by zaglis (912 posts) -

лол)

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#35 Edited by Franstone (1412 posts) -

Ahhhh I gets it...

Text was slowly loading, didn't see at first.

Too bad id just didn't release their day 6 patch on day 1. (There is no excuse for that, they could've fixed everything in 1 weekend of overtime b4 launch if they actually tested it.)

They could have avoided all this torture.

Texture loading is pretty much non-existant for me now, runs like a charm.

Now that my Rage rage has past I'm enjoying the game.

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#36 Posted by emem (2056 posts) -

Brilliant, but after reading the (badly) translated review.. it kinda sucks. ;)

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#37 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

Oh man. I didn't even realize it before someone here said it. Very clever.

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#38 Posted by recharge330 (86 posts) -

Ha, You have to wonder how long it look them to get that working.

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#39 Posted by AlexW00d (7304 posts) -

Oh, I hit translate as soon as the page loaded, so I thought it was just Google translating it slowly.

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#40 Posted by Veektarius (5835 posts) -

@Cake: Thanks for spelling it out. I subconsciously noticed but I didn't put 2&2 together.

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#41 Posted by BrainSpecialist (575 posts) -

Haha! I just got it. Win, review.

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#42 Posted by Aegon (7142 posts) -

Wow, were they really that pissed off about it?

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#43 Posted by Jimbo (10453 posts) -

@snide said:

This is brilliant.

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#44 Posted by BUCK3TM4N (544 posts) -

i think they should fix the word pop in..... oh haha

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#45 Posted by Dread612 (190 posts) -

Awesome review. Sums up Rage nicely.

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#46 Posted by GunslingerPanda (5120 posts) -

I don't get it, but then I haven't played Rage. The text being all blurry was annoying though.

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#47 Posted by MikeGosot (3236 posts) -
@GunslingerPanda: Rage had problems with pop-in textures in the PC. The text is having textures problems. HA! SO CLEVER!
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#48 Posted by Subjugation (4912 posts) -

Chrome won't let me load the site. Sad day.

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#49 Posted by Redbullet685 (6387 posts) -

That was pretty great.

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#50 Posted by GS_Dan (1435 posts) -

Oh shit. That's hilarious.

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