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Reviews: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand Video Review

Hey 50?! So how's your new game? Thanks 50! OK 50!

Giant Bomb delivers the final word on video games in podcast form.

Mar. 3 2009

Cast: Jeff

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

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Haha what a great game that I'll never play.

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Edited By strangeling

Ahhh.

Such a great video review.  No plans to get this game though.

You all see Fifty take that rpg blast and not even flinch? (4:Fifty mark)
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Looks hilarious.

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Edited By KnifeySpoony

Haha, wow. This game...ridiculous. Leave it at that.

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Edited By coffeesash

Sadly it stopped in the middle for me and said 'Duder, it's over'

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Edited By Wright

beautiful. AYO 50! YOU SEE DEM BODY PARTS FLYIN'?

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Edited By Out_On_Bail

This is one of the funniest reviews yet.  Sounds like a rental, maybe I'll gamefly it.

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Edited By Tarsier

haha awesome.

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Edited By Alphazero

So when 50 drinks a 40 does that make him 90?

And if the 40 is hiding a .357, can the G-Unit call him 90.357?

I mean... uh... yo, 50, can I get you a Vitamin Water or something? 50?


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Edited By Venatio

Great review

lol @ Jeff, hes confused

FIFTY!!

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Edited By JJOR64

WHERE'S MY SKULL!!  The game looks goofy yet kinda fun.

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Edited By weltal

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, Fuck - Fuck. Fuck! Fuck?"

I really hate that I want to buy this game. But it's so over the top that it looks like a blast to play and it's got one of the most compelling storylines of the year.

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Edited By The_Patriarch

Awesome review. sounds like something worth buying when it ends up in a bargain bin :p

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Edited By 8xBiT

YO 50-50-50-50-50, love the taunts and I REALLY want to play this game, just ridiculous over the top fun

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Edited By ToxicFruit

lo great review :)

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Edited By Will1Lucky

lol great voice work there.

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Edited By supermuchbrown

Best Video Review EVER!


I played this game and it's definitely one of those so bad it's good games.  I recommend giving it a rent.
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Edited By ElectricHaggis

Awesome review 50.  I'm not getting this game.

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Edited By CashBailey

Genius editing there.

And I can see it now, the ads will read "The Greatest Game Ever Made" - Jeff Gerstmann

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Edited By Drebin_893

One of the best review, and video review, I've ever seen

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Edited By JoblessTerence

3/5? Fuck that, this is a 5/5!

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Best video review GB has done so far. YO FIDDY!

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Edited By InFamous91

Lots of blood, lots of shooting, and lots of Fuck lol, i so want to play this game

great review jeff

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Edited By tmthomsen

Awesome review, Jeff.

Doubt I'll ever play this game.

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Edited By zig

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK sheesh!

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Edited By Death_Burnout

Seriously one of the best video reviews.

Just from looking at it, it reminds me of an odd mix of Army of Two and The Club...Oh and Gears of War if ya have to go there.

Hell i'd play it just because its rap craziness is Jeff's cup of tea and not my own, i can still appreciate "Fiddy" and Yayo, saying fuck all the time as if it actually meant something.

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Edited By Mats

Best review ever. PERIOD!

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Edited By TwoLines

Yo 50- jump over that big-ass ramp!

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Edited By eternaLightness

lmao that reminded me of the Scarface f#$% version video

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Edited By standing_gopher

Yo, 50, meet Funky Student!

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oh man, I actually laughed out loud with this video review

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Edited By mattbodega

Yo Fifty! Jump over that big ass ramp there!
AND THEN HE JUMPS OVER THAT BIG ASS RAMP! 5 STARS.

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Review of the fucking year! :)

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Im suprised Jeff never said anything to the effect of "this game is FIFTY percent good and FIFTY percent bad"

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Edited By ZenVulgarity

WHERE'S MY GOTY

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I NEED SOME FUCKIN' HELP OVER HERE!

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Best Video Review ever!!

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I would say this review bumps this game up to 5 stars

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Edited By hatking

lol...well now I don't need to play the game because everything I needed to see was here in the review...FUNNY!

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Its so crazy and over the top. Yet i wanna play it ...Hey oh Fifty I wanna play

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"Yo Fifty! Jump over that big ass ramp there!" Best line out of the greatest video review ever.

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lol

" Hey 50 ity ! want me to wash yo car ? "

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Edited By Chummy8

Lol.  Fantastic.  I still have no interest in this game, but the review was awesome.

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Edited By ZombiePie  Staff

G-Unit, word... I feel my dignity leaving

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"Yo Fifty, hit dat big ass ramp right there!" That almost made me buy the game right there.

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Edited By babz

one for the road....................... 50

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Edited By PsYuSoFly

lmao best review of all time, I'm about to go rent this game NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Edited By RHCPfan24

"Yo fifty, need a vitamin water?"

Just for the dialogue in this game, it is a must play. I should rent this somewhere. That was a great review, Jeff, and it was hilarious. Great editing also, Vinny.

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Yup. This is the gangster rap influenced game I've always wanted.

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Edited By IVAN

If I could rate the review I would give it 6 stars out of five. It's so awesome comparing for example to the IGN review. Damn.