Quick Look: Dead or Alive: Dimensions

BOOOBS

So... not volleyball? Shame.

Lets get dimensional.

Soon every single 3DS game will have a QL!

Let the jiggle begins

I sorta wanna play this.

"Off the shores of Europe". That's ALOT of shores

More like Dead and no longer Alive.

I was just going to start working. Lust one look at my RSS reader... Oho, new quick look. Damn.

MASHY BOOBS!

Game looks bad! And I enjoy DoA games!

I still like the franchise, but I prefer it on a console.  I like the DOA series because it's more fun for a button-masher like myself.  I'm not serious about fighting games and this along with Soul Calibur scratch that itch successfully.
 
If ever there was case for Japanese dialogue with English subtitles, it's the dub of this 3DS title.

Jesus, this looks dumb. Also Fame Douglas and Mashy Boobs should team up with Cool Baby and Disco Quiche.

Nice, I was hoping Jeff would make a Quick Look of this one. My most played game on the 3DS.

So, that is actually Ridley, right? I knew that music seemed familiar..

Wait why the hell does helena sound the most hilariously engrish of them all?

There doesn't seem to be a lot of fighting in this fighting game.

When I was a kid, a Tengu was a type of bird that the Power Rangers fought on a daily basis.

EDIT: Actually, they were called Tengu in the movie, but they were called Tenga on the show.

Alive, please.

Ryan's anime voice "Auuugh?!" is amazing.

@Aishan: Yup, kinda surprised neither of them recognised him, or the music, or the fact that the ringout animation thing was taken from the Other M trailer.

HAYATE

Dimensions, i see what they did there... 

Is this Mugen Tenshin?

The whole cutscene on the cruise ship was hillarious.

She was on the phone IN THE SHOWER. It's great how the scenes have all the production values of a fucking Gmod youtube poop.

Not bothering to animate the cut scenes is so effing lazy.

What the fuck is Ridley doing in this? Also, this is the best 3DS game thus far due to having Ridley in it along with that awesome music!

the acting is rapping my ears

Can you imagine if this actually was the best fighter out there like Itagaki used to say? Dear god, what a nightmare world of mediocrity that would be to live in.

Oh dear, another couple of steps backwards for the DOA franchise.

oh my god how do they not recognize ridley

Haha, the video description is teh lol!

Cutscenes bought to you by Garrys Mod!

Is this the first time they've done a quicklook on a game that came out 2 months prior?

Oh man those cutscenes were so awesomely bad

@onan: The had a 3DS quicklook yesterday where they said that they just had gotten their recording equipment for the 3DS.

@onan: The had a 3DS quicklook yesterday where they said that they just had gotten their recording equipment for the 3DS.

Thats Ridley! From Other M specifically. What you couldn't see was Samus whimpering in the corner because she is so scared and has no man to tell her what to do. Go Team Ninja!

Man, Ninja Vincent just caught that martini glass and Lisa. I bet Katherine is steamed!

Holy crap, this thing looks TERRIBLE. They're just mashing together cutscenes and FMV and new motionless cutscenes with no rhyme or reason, and it looks AWFUL. How lazy were these jerks?

Say what you will about Itagaki, but he would have never let this slide.

@Soap said:

Cutscenes bought to you by Garrys Mod!

Oh god you're right.

Jesus fucking Christ this is hilarious.

DOA: what a joke.

The music in the stage with the dragon sounds like metroid, is it supposed to be ridley?

Man... those cutscenes are terrible in so many ways. I can't believe this is a product people can spend money to buy.

The cutscenes looks like a weird Garry's Mod machinima.

@mutha3 said:

oh my god how do they not recognize ridley

Ryan sorta did, only he confused his name with Kraid.

@ryanwho said:

@Morka said:

@onan: The had a 3DS quicklook yesterday where they said that they just had gotten their recording equipment for the 3DS.

I know that's what they said, but the OOT Quicklook was done a couple weeks ago.

Basically it's "We didn't have this thing at release but since we got it recently (also there's nothing worth covering coming out and we need some content durnit) we're doing it now!".

The custscene looks like it was made in Garry's Mod.

HOOOOOOOLY SHIT!  This voice acting is like they grabbed the worst anime voice actors and threw them in.  Man it is awful!  There is comical and then there is bad anime awful then there is this.