Quick Look: Dead or Alive: Paradise

HELL YES

I will stand my ground and say that DOA Xtreme 1 was a really fun game.
 
DOAX2 however, sucked and I share the same opinion pretty much with Jeff/Ryan.
 
But the first game though...yo that game was pretty fun.

They chose the right two dudes for this one. Let the hilarity ensue.

This is creepy.

THIS should've been the new endurance run.

Ahaha, Ryan reviewed the original 360 version of this game when they were back at Gamespot:
 
 http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/sports/deadoralivextreme2/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary%3Bread-review&page=2

God damn this QL was so hilarious.
 
Can't believe im saying it, but it's too much a horrible port of X2 so No Sale! No Deal Howie Mandell! No Deal Noel Edmonds!
 
At least the first one wasnt so awfully egregious, and those "breast weasels" are crazy!

" Oh, I get it. It's like Pokemon Snap...but for rapists. "

Oh man, I love how enraged Jeff seemed to be by everything. What a creepy, creepy game.

ENDURANCE RUN ANYONE!?

I can't....I don't even......Oh God.

Question: If you play this game using only your secondary hand, does it feel like a stranger is playing it?

Straight up, it gets creepier when you realize that most of the girls portrayed in the game are supposed to be  under 18.
 
Now they're underage polygonal girls, everyone watching should feel guiltier if possible.

Oh god no...

If you want a great game, you can find one elsewhere.  If you want Japanese Anime porn, it's called the internet yo.  Bringing them together in a very lazy manner serves to help no one.

Oh... This is scary...

" Lack of penis makes this game even worse than it is anyway "

I think that was the least enthusiastic uttering of the phrase "Is it an HJ?" ever.

"Is it a HJ?"  I love it.
Bad games always make the best quick looks.

They're like sandbags, Jeff. Sandbags.

If you find something like this creepy what do you think of Rapelay? XD 

Creepy stuff. So that means... DOA Paradise ER! NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!

This is fucking creepy.

You guys are the best photographers.

Clearly a game series that should have stopped going across the Pacific & just stayed in Japan where the real audience for this game are at.

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Clearly a game series that should have stopped going across the Pacific & just stayed in Japan where the real audience for this game are at.

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scarace360: Your prays have been answered! the game is up on PSN right now. 
 
 I'm only 11 seconds in and I can tell I'm going to enjoy this QL

Jeff's disdain for this game knows no bounds. And really, I don't blame him. This game is hella creepy.

Is it an HJ?  Classic.

In 4 years, CNN will have a news segment about this game.

Happy Easter, AjayRaz.

" @Shinri said:

" Lack of penis makes this game even worse than it is anyway "

I could see how that would be a problem if you were a girl playing this game "

Oh man, why does the voice on the title screen sound like Nanako.

wtf... is it that hard to get boobs right? FAIL.

Which is more serious, Zach Bucks or Bison Bucks!?
 
It's awesome hearing you guys die while playing this

COLON TO COLON

What kind of creepy wanker would even buy this?

" COLON TO COLON "

Make another fighting game, not this SHIT.

AN HJ?  OH BOOOOOY.

This is just garbage. DOA was always garbage and had never done anything that was good instead of being a joke in the gaming industry.

Commentary is hilarious as always.

" I feel like I should take this video off of "High quality" "