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    Uwe Boll is an infamous movie director who is most noted for making game-to-movie transitions. He is now involved with the game industry with his first game 1968 Tunnel Rats, developed by Replay Studios. He is Jack Thompson's best argument.

    Uwe Boll Signing!

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    #1  Edited By flaminghobo

    Uwe Boll will be at Spudic's Movie Empire in Van Nuys, California for two hours on Nov. 7 to autograph and talk about the movie Postal. Source. 
     
    We need a GB crew there, STAT!
     

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    #2  Edited By CL60

    Yes, Ryan needs to go to this.

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    #3  Edited By Kohe321

    Yeah, Ryan needs to be there!
     
    And at first glance I thought the thread said "Uwe Boll Singing!". luls

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    #4  Edited By citizenkane

    A Giant Bomb road trip is in order here.

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    #5  Edited By flaminghobo
    @CitizenKane said:
    " A Giant Bomb road trip is in order here. "
    Perhaps an endurance run of the queue? *insert monicle emoticon*
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    #6  Edited By Oriental_Jams

     Grab your torch and pitchfork!
     Grab your torch and pitchfork!
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    #7  Edited By flaminghobo
    @Oriental_Jams said:
    "
     Grab your torch and pitchfork!
     Grab your torch and pitchfork!
    "
    I'm glad someone else thought this! Viva la revolution!
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    #8  Edited By citizenkane
    @FlamingHobo: Woah, slow down my friend.  Let's not get too carried away with this. 
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    #9  Edited By louiedog

    I made a new thread in gen. discussion about this, because I missed this thread. My mistake.
     
    Anyway, I'll get to that here since this is the proper thread. My idea for this event is to get someone local to head down and get an autograph made out to Ryan to go on the wall behind the couch for the next episode of TANG.

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    #10  Edited By AllenV86

    make him sing a legal contract saying he can't make anymore movies, or at least movies about games, you could fold it so he doesn't see anything and let him sing it and then BAM no more movies :d
     
    grtz Allen :D

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    #11  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    The GB guys should totally go down there and attempt to get an interview with him. They'll probably just get thrown out - but that would be awesome too.

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    #12  Edited By ch13696
    @AllenV86 said:
    " make him sing a legal contract saying he can't make anymore movies, or at least movies about games, you could fold it so he doesn't see anything and let him sing it and then BAM no more movies :d grtz Allen :D "
    Trick him into thinking its a director contract for the World of Warcraft movie. Then when he signs. BAM!!! Its the real contract saying, no more making any movies.
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    #13  Edited By Andorski

    Haha... Van Nuys?  I need to go to this.

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    #14  Edited By eroticfishcake

    I thought you said he was singing instead.
     
    :(

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    #15  Edited By Mistzero
    @Kohe321: thats what i thought singing lmao
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    @CitizenKane said:
    " A Giant Bomb road trip is in order here. "
    k, let's rent the van's
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    #17  Edited By citizenkane
    @addictedtopinescent: Van?  Pfft, lets rent a school bus!
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    #18  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
    @CitizenKane said:
    " @addictedtopinescent: Van?  Pfft, lets rent a school bus! "
    School bus? Pfft, let's rent a jumbo jet so we can fly GB users in from all over the world.
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    #19  Edited By eroticfishcake
    @CitizenKane:
     Real men drive Minis.
     Real men drive Minis.
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    #20  Edited By citizenkane
    @MattyFTM: Woah, slow down there cowboy.  Do we have the resources to acquire a jumbo jet?
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    #21  Edited By citizenkane
    @eroticfishcake: Unless everyone else in the car was a girl, I'm not trying that.
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    #22  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
    @CitizenKane said:
    " @MattyFTM: Woah, slow down there cowboy.  Do we have the resources to acquire a jumbo jet? "
    Legally? Nope. 
     
    Illegally? Maybe, just maybe.
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    #23  Edited By citizenkane
    @MattyFTM: That's all the confirmation I need. 
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    #24  Edited By Mgsfreak
    @eroticfishcake said:
    " I thought you said he was singing instead.  :( "
    same here, well disapointed lol :( would love him to sing rammsteins new single lol!
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    #25  Edited By flaminghobo
    @Mgsfreak said:
    " @eroticfishcake said:
    " I thought you said he was singing instead.  :( "
    same here, well disapointed lol :( would love him to sing rammsteins new single lol! "
    That might just be as terrible as his movies.
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    #26  Edited By eroticfishcake
    @FlamingHobo: I was thinking that as well but since he's already made some terrible movies he might as well show off his other (awful) half when it comes to talent.
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    Road trip!!!

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    #28  Edited By flaminghobo
    @Bucketdeth said:
    "Road trip!!! "

    We still need to figure out what they'll be taking as a mode of transport! I was thinking maybe... 
     
    LUCHADEER?!
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    #29  Edited By MetalGearSunny

    Giantbomb needs to catch an interview with that dude. Show him my list while you guys are at it. =P

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    #30  Edited By OmegaPirate
    @FlamingHobo said:  
     
    Will this luchadeer come over to england to pick me up?!
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    #31  Edited By flaminghobo
    @OmegaPirate said:
    " @FlamingHobo said:   Will this luchadeer come over to england to pick me up?! "
    I don't know, but I'd love him to pick me up from England! That much is certain.
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    #32  Edited By Dirty_Harry

    Wait for the pray to come to us...

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    #33  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    I'd like to see Ryan and Luchadeer in queue for the signing.

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    #34  Edited By RHCPfan24

    I fully support this notion. We definitely have authority on the subject of Uwe Boll due to the rape that Ryan had to suffer under his hands during TANG.

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    #35  Edited By flaminghobo
    @RHCPfan24 said:
    " I fully support this notion. We definitely have authority on the subject of Uwe Boll due to the rape that Ryan had to suffer under his hands during TANG. "
    Here, here!
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    #36  Edited By Cadmus

    Uwe Boll looks like the white version of 50 Cent.  They have the same shapped face and the sliver eyes.  Anyone notice?

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    Man, I was hoping you spelled Singing incorrectly!

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    #38  Edited By beargirl1
    @eroticfishcake said:
    " I thought you said he was singing instead.  :( "
    ditto.  
     
    also: this calls for a road trip :D 
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    #39  Edited By TwoOneFive

    should we all donate money to GB now so that Ryan is forced to go?

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    #40  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

     
    Jeff has to go there and kick his ass.

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