OK, Who Wants To Join My Wake-Up Club?

wait... these people are happy when they wake up. How can I achieve this level of happiness?

They should now put out an American trailer of people just chucking their vitas out windows upon waking up.

@Sparklykiss said:

Wait, did he just message her something to wake her up? This would cause some fisticuffs between me and my friends/family.

Primary reason my phone is turned off when I sleep.

Damn yo this trailer has some heavy beats.

I don't even

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Hey Guys!

"Toilet Club"

Think about it! It's brilliant!

@kerse said:

@Xtrminatr said:

@pantzing_nome said:

This could be the sleeper hit of the year.

God fucking dammit.

LOL

Bravo good sir.

Even with english subtitles I don't think I'd get whatever this is.

Go Japan, Go!

This is why I have my HD subscription.

Trophies for waking up sign me up.

This could be great for people like me who have problems waking up in the morning. High scores for getting out of bed on time! That's a real life achievement point right there.

Why did that last guy bother flicking the little cloud thingies away when he could have just shaken the whole damn thing in the first place?

@Grievus: augggh he just woke up! cut him some slack!

Is this supposed to be a fun way to wake up? I'd be fucking pissed off.

@kerse said:

@Xtrminatr said:

@pantzing_nome said:

This could be the sleeper hit of the year.

God fucking dammit.

LOL

Bravo good sir.

Phil Fish was wrong.

@fargofallout said:

Do people in other countries think things produced in our country are as weird as we think this is?

Yes, they do. Every country thinks every other country is weird and they're the only normal ones.

is the playstation store the next Nintendownload express? I saw sony released the vita SDK beta. Mono/C# and a cheap $99 yearly license when it goes into release. We can expect all kinds of low budget shovelware soon.

I would be the fucking king at this thing. I have an alarm clock app installed, so I have to enter 8 character long Capcha every god damn morning to turn off my alarm.

I am glad they give you stats!!!!!

I feel like I earned an achievement every day I wake up before noon.

@moondogg said:

Even with english subtitles I don't think I'd get whatever this is.

it's the future!

Who wants to join my Wake up clan with my bro take-dandy?

I wonder if it supports different wake up times I mean I have to wake up to go to work a bit later than some of my coworkers that live further away - can Wake Up Time adjust for this?! God I hope so.

@pantzing_nome said:

This could be the sleeper hit of the year.

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FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCKKKkkkk

@Xeiphyer said:

@Osaladin said:

@kerse said:

@Xtrminatr said:

@pantzing_nome said:

This could be the sleeper hit of the year.

God fucking dammit.

LOL

Bravo good sir.

Great!

Ninja'd! I feel dumb for not thinking of this first.

Does it have a platinum trophy?

@DarkbeatDK said:

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Hey Guys!

"Toilet Club"

Think about it! It's brilliant!

Yes, it is. I acknowledge your brilliance.

I would totally join take-dandy's wake-up club

Eat your words Phil Fish!

@DeF said:

@moondogg said:

Even with english subtitles I don't think I'd get whatever this is.

it's the future!

So, understanding the subtitles really doesn't help make this less weird.

同盟 means allegiance and the tagline is 'Making waking up everyday fun!'.

You have the option of choosing between analogue and digital clocks for massive customization. You set your wake up time and if it's the same as other people's, you can form allegiances. You have to touch the spinning avatar to stop the alarm clock.

You support them to wake them up and they support you if they wake up early. You all get trophies for getting up on time and all your data (killstreaks and KDR I guess) are recorded in minute detail for later. You can also become friends with other members. Alliances apparently consist of 5 people.

Also, if you wake up late, you have to uncover your allies' support messages by touching them. So basically making you even later if you had something to do in the morning...

dude totally won.

FUCK YES!

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Don't know what that was but, yes, I approve.

this is just too easy to rip on, so i will leave it.

The worlds first alarm clock with achievements / trophies???? :o

This music makes me want to break stuff.

@Deusoma:

Well, how similar to Canadia is Switzerland?

That's an expensive alarm clock.

I think I'll just use my phone. It also plays games!

I just woke up and I'm so confused by this.

This is the only thing that was stopping me from buying a Vita! I love getting trophies for waking the fuck up.

Time to buy a Vita...

I DEMAND A QUICK LOOK.

FINALLY! A reason to buy the Vita!

@umdesch4 said:

@DarkbeatDK said:

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Hey Guys!

"Toilet Club"

Think about it! It's brilliant!

Yes, it is. I acknowledge your brilliance

i concur, you sir, are a genious.

@umdesch4 said:

@DarkbeatDK said:

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Hey Guys!

"Toilet Club"

Think about it! It's brilliant!

Yes, it is. I acknowledge your brilliance.

Def' Corp'?

If Kojima Producions get involved, you could transfar colon your downloads to Johnny Sasaki when you log off.

The first thing I want to do when I wake up is grab my PSVITA and play a minigame. Not.

I don't own a VITA and don't plan on getting one either. This definitely doesn't make me any more interested in one.

Do you think the alarm clock only works with the stand? These companies are always trying to nickle and dime us with their killer apps.

this is so so so weird