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Star Trek Online Beta: Set Phasers to Fun - Part 03

The Duder and the rest of the Space Neon Lobsters fleet take on TONS O' ALIENS.

Jan. 15 2010

Cast: Dave, Brad, Vinny

Posted by: Drew

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Star Trek Online

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Edited By datarez

The Duder prevails!  Totally would have been awesome if you 3 could have been manning the ship yelling orders back and forth.  But alas this is not that game.

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@Roddykat said:
"Oh, and 5) Can you go to DS9, the Gamma, or Delta Quadrants? "


I think those are the two quadrants closed off in the beta but i hope you to go to DS9 at some point aswell. 
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@Beforet: Because both of those games they knew they would finish.
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love these videos

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Every one of these videos make me want to play the game even more. But I can't.

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im so excited for part 4!

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Edited By penguindust

Looks like we've got a new (mini) Endurance Run.  Let's keep these videos coming for the duration of the Beta.  Even though they are an hour long, I'm watching them all the way through to the end.  And I want more! 

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I can't seem to fight through these videos without falling asleep.

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Edited By Roddykat

I seem to recall a couple of years ago after it was announced that it didn't seem like it would work. Looks like it's being proven wrong. 
 
I was watching this video and thinking: 
 
1) I wonder why they didn't circle around that big ass-teroid Wrath of Khan style during the first fight? 
2) And where was the epic score that seemed to be playing in my head during that fight? 
3) No Attack Pattern Delta to be found?  
4) Loved  the quotes and references thrown about. Loved it!
 
*sigh* Dammit Jim, I kinda want to play this game! 
 
(edit) Oh, and 5) Can you go to DS9, the Gamma, or Delta Quadrants?

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Edited By s-a-n-JR

Lmao, well done Vager, well done.
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@Rocospi said:
" I finally realized why Star Trek has always seemed so cheesy to me... It's because everything in Star Trek looks like stage makeup and 60's sci fi designs. Why doesn't Star Wars seem cheesy? Because you can't make someone look like General Ackbar with stage makeup. "
Star Wars is the king of cheesy, Star Trek is just nerdy.
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@MagicBoots said:

" is it just me or is his entire away team female? "

It was that way for me too. It seams like the crew members you get as quest rewards always turn out to be females.
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"Amazing.  Brad didn't die."  I like it when fans join up with the crew.  Makes it that much more entertaining.

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that was epic

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Edited By Bigby

I wonder if they know you can steer the ship by holding down both mouse buttons and moving the ship about.  That frees you up to turn the ship about to take damage on healthy shields while weak ones recharge and repairs are made to your ship.  And to fire weaponry as well. 

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Brad should learn how to turn the ship tighter corners by slowing the ship down.
 
Also, use rocks for cover when taking on a battleship is also good.

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is it just me or is his entire away team female?

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dude, watching Brad play is almost painful

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Hey Brad, your power levels sink very low during a full throttle and need time to recharge before a fight. Youre weak while you recover those levels, dont do any damage and shields don't charge. 
 
Pull out of full throttle early before you engage.
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haahaa "Wow, Brad didn't die. Amazing!"

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I think they need a Death Blossom feature on those ships. The Death Blossom: a weapon of last resort!

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You broke your little ships...

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Spoiler: Brad dies.

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holy shit the end was hilarious! that should have totally been the preview image: 

brad didn't die
amazing

Guys, I am seriously enjoying this.
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 You can set your ships attacks to auto fire by right clicking on the hotkeys / abilities so you dont have to spam spacebar etc.

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I finally realized why Star Trek has always seemed so cheesy to me... 
It's because everything in Star Trek looks like stage makeup and 60's sci fi designs. Why doesn't Star Wars seem cheesy? Because you can't make someone look like General Ackbar with stage makeup.

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hey so i just got a beta key woot! anyone know which of the downloaders is the fastest the site im downloading from is at 1% after like 40mins.........
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Guild Wars has a party system like that, with AI allies from the get-go.

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That was some cool stuff, I'm really curious about it now. But I think I'll resist :P

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Wow... that looks more interesting than I thought it would.

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Is this like the new endurance run?

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star trek bar name: "Beam on over!"

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Cool videos but the volume's still pretty low.  Can you guys do anything about that?

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@Brad said:
" @Artemis_D: Best user icon on Giant Bomb. "
You know that's right.
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I'll never serve under Brad's command. Why is he going full speed all the time?

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If it was that Ryan during that huge battleship conflict saying "Hey thar," I will believe such to be hilarious.

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This looks really good, too bad I missed the beta keys.

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@S0ndor said:
" The infantry combat looks as lame as I had imagined, but the space battles look absolutely incredible. Lots of tactical positioning and customization options for ships.  It also looks pretty sweet when you have 2 fleets going head to head (and this was just 3 federation ships). "
Note that you can flank the enemies for more damage even if Brad fails to do that. You should also press C to aim for more damage and roll much more. A big reason ground combat looks so simple is Brad playing  badly.
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The infantry combat looks as lame as I had imagined, but the space battles look absolutely incredible. Lots of tactical positioning and customization options for ships.  It also looks pretty sweet when you have 2 fleets going head to head (and this was just 3 federation ships).

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Edited By beforet

Why not just put these in the Endurance Run tab? They did it with Not Like This.

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I got to mention how much I'm enjoying these videos. Looks like a decent MMO too. Thanks Giantbomb!

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Took a character as the main for the beta as tactical & got the leg sweep, while it's good at some times much prefer the grenade or other weapons. Tried the beta again with an engineer using the kit that gives mines & have a tactical officer with this character that can ramp up the photon torpedos, think that's much better than the leg sweep kit. 
 
Also for those interested in the game yet  not in on the beta, there are later missions on the ground & in space that are public open instances that once you get in it, you are teamed together with other players to get through the episode. Also some quests have no combat at all, one mining colony had me just interview people then tell their leader what the people wanted.  From what I saw too, trying to run is tough, better to just set the ship to defensive mode & swerve, you do get at an early rank some evasive maneuvers to help some on staying alive. Spacebar is good though for all phasers & then just trying to learn how to hit that & 2 (or there's a button to the left of the officers that just does all weapons which is nice.  Liking how for the crafting things (alien artifact, mineral sample, ect.) you can always go into a map & hit scan to find how many there are to find.
 
Still watching part 3 & wondering what would have happened if you didn't rescue everyone on the ship before leaving the cargo hold, doesn't look like much happened or it was fixed in the background.
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Hah, Dave quoting Star Trek 3 was hilarious.  "My God Bones... what have I done?"
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I hope the next one starts with "Previously on Set Phasers to Fun"

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Edited By meteora

The last battle was epic and hilarious. I laughed so much that my face is getting sore, lol.
 
Brad needs to roll with the Space Lobster fleet and assemble a team.

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@Zaph said:
" @Vager: That last comment you made was classic. I love how Brad's death notoriety has gone intergalactic. "

Exactly. Certainly the highlight of this episode.
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Dude, you have to modulate your throttle when you attack. 
Speed = maneuverability and more time to attack a specific shield before passing by. 

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I hope they lean more heavily on the ship based combat. The Away Team stuff doesn't seem as bad as I thought it would be, but it's still not nearly as interesting as the naval style warship combat. They've certainly got the Star Trek feel right for that part.

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Edited By goulash_enjoyer

Did I hear someone playing GeoDefense in the background, or was that a stock sound effect?

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@JoshS: He's just low on his Bojangles powerup.