Featuring Ben Franklin as you've never seen him before!
To be fair, I think if anyone had told actual George Washington he could wear a dope crown and have a rad-looking scepter, he'd totally have gone full-tyranny on all our asses. I certainly would have!
How does Ratonhnhaké:ton's colonial romp hold up on the new Nintendo machine?
We kick it into drive with Need for Speed: Most Wanted and show the world our hidden blade with a bit of Assassin's Creed III.
Ryan and Patrick kick it like it's 1776, where it is customary to hatchet dudes and air-drop onto deer.
Not that it hasn't been great getting to know Connor lo these last several months, but let's just play the game already.
Remember kids, stabbing your friends is never not fun.
Of all his arsenal, truly Connor's deadliest weapon is his trusty junk kick.
See him go from scared little boy to Assassin in like two minutes.
Before Michelle Bachmann, Scott Walker, and the Koch brothers, it was just a bunch of angry dudes throwing boxes in a river. AMERICA!
Wait! Don't stab me! I just want to give you a huuuuuuuuug!
UH. UH. UH.
Learn about the myriad techniques you'll be able to employ while stabbing that guy.
Sadly, this video never explains the one thing I want to know about naval combat. Specifically, why British sailors pronounce lieutenant as "leftenant."
Surprise! It's fairly complicated.
It's 2012, so I'll spare you the "on a boat" references. It's too bad, because I had a really good one. Guess you'll never hear it.
Back before townies, the Red Sox and Dunkin Donuts, there were revolutionaries, redcoats, and a dude with a bow.
It's because of those brave men who died for our liberty that you now have the right to pre-order video games and get extra crap.
Now is the winter of these Redcoats' discontent. Because they're dead.
All-Access developer diary on Assassin's Creed III for the Wii U.
Man the helm and fire the cannons in this portion of Assassin's Creed III.
It's cold out, so be sure to grab your hoodie and your knive-sleeves before you trudge out there to hop all over them British.
How many Facebook likes do you think it would have taken to win the American Revolution?
I used to post real trailers, until I took Ubisoft's social media strategy to the knee.
Guns, a blade you can't see, a tomahawk... yup, that looks about right.
His name's Ratohnhaké:ton, but you can just call him Connor, if you're into that whole Anglicization thing.
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