Classic game quotes.

I'll kick this off with a couple from the original Far Cry.

"I'm gonna shoot you in the head!"
and
"Im gonna open a can of whoop ass on you"

Great trash talking..ha

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

Cole shouting over the speaker in Gears of War 2.

"A man chooses, a slave obeys"
                                                       - Andrew Ryan, BioShock
"No Gods. No Kings. Only Men"
                                                       - the banner upon entering Rapture, BioShock

Pretty much all the dialogue in that game is amazing. I could quote some more BioShock but we'd be here all day reading it, so instead go play the game and enjoy it first hand.

"Well young man, have you learned anything today?"
"Yes, that shooting things is fun, and useful!"

-Psychonauts-

Whoopee!

Mario

Cole (Gears of War):  Look at all dat jooce!

inb4 obligatory CATS quote.

"You spoony bard!"
                                - Final Fantasy IV

"You are big fool" - Gen, Street Fighter

                 - Clarence "Razor" Callahan

Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences"
-G-Man, Half Life

Metal Gear?!?

"Run Jill he's insane" - Barry, RE (PS)

"Jill sandwich" - Barry, RE (PS)

pretty much everything in that game is hilarious, love the cheesy dialogue in RE.

Unknown 3DO game.  After firing missiles at the pyramids.
"Did you suffer an abusive childhood?'"

"Get over here!!"

"Stay alpha, BABY!"

I love Brucie so much.

""Get over here!!""

We need it bigger, yes?

-The King
Katamari Damacy

Hello brother! Why have you come? What are you deaf? What are you here?


Oh my god, JC! A bomb!
A bomb!

'How appropriate, you fight like a cow'

Gotta love Monkey Island

probably said before but I'm sorry but the princess is in another castle...just kidding..hahaha