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#1 Posted by Legend (2645 posts) -

I don't know why, but whenever I'm here, I feel that Jeff is always watching me. Weird, huh. :P

He's watching you.



















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#2 Posted by MattyFTM (14327 posts) -

He commented on one of my blogs, but I don't think he's watching me... Or is he... *Shivers*

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#3 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -

Well all know Jeff is actually an A.I. that is controlled by Ryan.

This is Ryan Davis sleeping.

#4 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1033 posts) -


Jeff's true form.
#5 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -

Once I was watching a video with Jeff in it and he looked into the camera. I swear I felt like he KNEW he was looking at me. Needless to say, I re-edited the video and dubbed Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is" over the video which played in slow motion.

#6 Edited by lordofultima (6204 posts) -

This is deep, man. Deep. Sometimes I feel this way about Santa Claus, like he's watching me when I'm showering or something.

He's watching you always!























#7 Posted by LordAndrew (14417 posts) -

Don't worry. Santa doesn't actually see you when you're awake; only when you're sleeping.
Jeff, however, can see you when you're showering.

#8 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -

I should hope so.

#9 Posted by lordofultima (6204 posts) -

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

#10 Posted by Luchadeer (105 posts) -

I hope that Jeff bursts in in this thread and says something like "I am watching you"

But actually, I'm the one who is watching...

#11 Posted by MattyFTM (14327 posts) -
Luchadeer said:
"I hope that Jeff bursts in in this thread and says something like "I am watching you"

But actually, I'm the one who is watching...
"
Luchadeer you are a cruel, cruel mistress...
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#12 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) -

He doesn't know everything that is going on just on the site. He knows EVERYTHING and I mean it. He knows everything about the past, present, and future all at once.

It's a tough burden, but he's managed to use his powers to fight crime.



I'll save you!























Damn that took me a long time to make... lol


#13 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -

lol

#14 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -

I wouldn't be worrying about Jeff. However, Luchadeer... He's scary.

Lol, nice work Vlademir.

#15 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) -
brukaoru said:
"I wouldn't be worrying about Jeff. However, Luchadeer... He's scary.

Lol, nice work Vlademir.
"
lol thx.
#16 Edited by Spencer (252 posts) -
It's true.


You have been warned.
#17 Edited by Dissolve (375 posts) -

lol

#18 Posted by Legend (2645 posts) -
Vlademir said:
"He doesn't know everything that is going on just on the site. He knows EVERYTHING and I mean it. He knows everything about the past, present, and future all at once.

It's a tough burden, but he's managed to use his powers to fight crime.



I'll save you!























Damn that took me a long time to make... lol


"


What have you done?! You've exposed his secret identity.



Spencer
said:
"
It's true.


You have been warned.
"

If we had sigs here, this would be mine.
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#19 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -

Jeff just turned 33 on Friday.


Dude's young.

#20 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -

Wow, this is weird.

#21 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -

DON'T YOU BLASPHEME IN THE HOUSE OF JEFF

#22 Posted by FengShuiGod (1478 posts) -

Jeff is the apex of human evolution. Nothing escapes his watchful eyes.

#23 Posted by SlowHands (347 posts) -

Jeff can see your physical being, Ryan can see your soul.

#24 Posted by Sentry (4197 posts) -
SlowHands said:
"Jeff can see your physical being, Ryan can see your soul."

Bahahaa!!! This explains everything.
#25 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -
lordofultima said:
"This is deep, man. Deep. Sometimes I feel this way about Santa Claus, like he's watching me when I'm showering or something.

He's watching you always!























"
Woah... Jeff Gerstmann is Santa Claus!!
#26 Posted by SlowHands (347 posts) -
Sentry said:
"SlowHands said:
"Jeff can see your physical being, Ryan can see your soul."

Bahahaa!!! This explains everything.
"
Why yes good sir, it does explain almost everything.

Where do Vinny and Brad come into this?
#27 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -

Vinny and Brad are Jeff and Ryan's alter egos; the don't actually exist as separate entities.

#28 Posted by SlowHands (347 posts) -
Dissolve said:
"Vinny and Brad are Jeff and Ryan's alter egos; the don't actually exist as separate entities.
"
Okay, that's everything.  /thread
#29 Posted by upside27 (14 posts) -
LordAndrew said:
"Don't worry. Santa doesn't actually see you when you're awake; only when you're sleeping.
Jeff, however, can see you when you're showering.
"
LOL wow thats creepy on so many levels
#30 Posted by Oriental_Jams (3063 posts) -

I doubt it. Maybe roughly.

#31 Posted by Virago (2486 posts) -

Nope. If he did, he'd ban Riddler.

o_o
#32 Posted by carzy (275 posts) -

dude you guys need live seriously >_>

#33 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -
carzy said:
"dude you guys need live seriously >_>
"
But I already have psn.
#34 Posted by roblopez (54 posts) -

Jeff can see everything, he can even see Chuck Norris.

#35 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

Jeff doesn't watch shit. Baby Jeff on the other hand... Baby Jeff sees everything.

Jeff and Baby Jeff
#36 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -

I'm rofling like I've never rofl'd before.

#37 Posted by JakJ (999 posts) -

my. god.

The more you look at it the more intense it becomes.

#38 Posted by Psynapse (1064 posts) -

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#39 Posted by Disgaeamad (1342 posts) -
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"Jeff doesn't watch shit. Baby Jeff on the other hand... Baby Jeff sees everything.

Jeff and Baby Jeff
"
What has been seen...cannot be unseen.
#40 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) -
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"Jeff doesn't watch shit. Baby Jeff on the other hand... Baby Jeff sees everything.

Jeff and Baby Jeff
"
ROFL!
#41 Posted by HydraHam (1338 posts) -

all i know is, when i am in a predicament i just think WWJGD

on a side note, greatest GIF evar?
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh183/styl3s_photos/jeffgif_2.gif

i think so.

#42 Posted by Sentry (4197 posts) -

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Indeed.

#43 Posted by calf_exercises (858 posts) -
I have a conspiracy. Jeff isn’t actually watching us. Jeff is controlling us. He plans our every move and makes us do what ever he wants.
That’s why he made an encyclopaedia website, so he can control us to fill it in for him. It’s all part of his evil plan to destroy every game that has time travel in it!
Damn you Jeff, Damn you to heck!!
#44 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -

Jeff: "Would you kindly join Giant Bomb and make submissions?"

#45 Posted by clarke0 (1077 posts) -

Every time you make a post Jeff is actually staring back at you through your monitor. You are never safe from the prying eyes of the GiantBomb staff.

#46 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) -
calf_exercises said:
"I have a conspiracy. Jeff isn’t actually watching us. Jeff is controlling us. He plans our every move and makes us do what ever he wants.
That’s why he made an encyclopaedia website, so he can control us to fill it in for him. It’s all part of his evil plan to destroy every game that has time travel in it!
Damn you Jeff, Damn you to heck!!
"
Yeah but if that was true, he would be making you write this which would be counter-productive to his plan.

YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED!
#47 Posted by calf_exercises (858 posts) -

No, you see I have covered myself with foil and now Jeff is unable to controll me.
I suggest you do the same

#48 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) -
calf_exercises said:
"No, you see I have covered myself with foil and now Jeff is unable to controll me.
I suggest you do the same"
You shouldn't have said that. Jeff probably has ninjas going to your house by now.
#49 Posted by calf_exercises (858 posts) -

Its ok, He will never find my house because I live in another dimension where everones house looks the same.

#50 Posted by Dissolve (375 posts) -
calf_exercises said:
"Its ok, He will never find my house because I live in another dimension where everones house looks the same."
Bakersfield, California?