Does Jeff know everything that is going on the site?

I don't know why, but whenever I'm here, I feel that Jeff is always watching me. Weird, huh. :P

He commented on one of my blogs, but I don't think he's watching me... Or is he... *Shivers*

Well all know Jeff is actually an A.I. that is controlled by Ryan.

Once I was watching a video with Jeff in it and he looked into the camera. I swear I felt like he KNEW he was looking at me. Needless to say, I re-edited the video and dubbed Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is" over the video which played in slow motion.

This is deep, man. Deep. Sometimes I feel this way about Santa Claus, like he's watching me when I'm showering or something.

Don't worry. Santa doesn't actually see you when you're awake; only when you're sleeping.
Jeff, however, can see you when you're showering.

I should hope so.

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I hope that Jeff bursts in in this thread and says something like "I am watching you"

But actually, I'm the one who is watching...

"I hope that Jeff bursts in in this thread and says something like "I am watching you"

But actually, I'm the one who is watching...
"

He doesn't know everything that is going on just on the site. He knows EVERYTHING and I mean it. He knows everything about the past, present, and future all at once.

It's a tough burden, but he's managed to use his powers to fight crime.

lol

I wouldn't be worrying about Jeff. However, Luchadeer... He's scary.

Lol, nice work Vlademir.

"I wouldn't be worrying about Jeff. However, Luchadeer... He's scary.

Lol, nice work Vlademir.
"

lol

"He doesn't know everything that is going on just on the site. He knows EVERYTHING and I mean it. He knows everything about the past, present, and future all at once.

It's a tough burden, but he's managed to use his powers to fight crime.

Damn that took me a long time to make... lol


"

"

It's true.

You have been warned.

"

Jeff just turned 33 on Friday.


Dude's young.

Wow, this is weird.

DON'T YOU BLASPHEME IN THE HOUSE OF JEFF

Jeff is the apex of human evolution. Nothing escapes his watchful eyes.

Jeff can see your physical being, Ryan can see your soul.

"Jeff can see your physical being, Ryan can see your soul."

"This is deep, man. Deep. Sometimes I feel this way about Santa Claus, like he's watching me when I'm showering or something.

"

"SlowHands said:

"Jeff can see your physical being, Ryan can see your soul."

Bahahaa!!! This explains everything.
"

Vinny and Brad are Jeff and Ryan's alter egos; the don't actually exist as separate entities.

"Vinny and Brad are Jeff and Ryan's alter egos; the don't actually exist as separate entities.
"

"Don't worry. Santa doesn't actually see you when you're awake; only when you're sleeping.
Jeff, however, can see you when you're showering.
"

I doubt it. Maybe roughly.

Nope. If he did, he'd ban Riddler.

dude you guys need live seriously >_>

"dude you guys need live seriously >_>
"

Jeff can see everything, he can even see Chuck Norris.

Jeff doesn't watch shit. Baby Jeff on the other hand... Baby Jeff sees everything.

I'm rofling like I've never rofl'd before.

my. god.

The more you look at it the more intense it becomes.

"Jeff doesn't watch shit. Baby Jeff on the other hand... Baby Jeff sees everything.

"

"Jeff doesn't watch shit. Baby Jeff on the other hand... Baby Jeff sees everything.

"

all i know is, when i am in a predicament i just think WWJGD

on a side note, greatest GIF evar?
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh183/styl3s_photos/jeffgif_2.gif

i think so.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Indeed.

Jeff: "Would you kindly join Giant Bomb and make submissions?"

Every time you make a post Jeff is actually staring back at you through your monitor. You are never safe from the prying eyes of the GiantBomb staff.

"I have a conspiracy. Jeff isn’t actually watching us. Jeff is controlling us. He plans our every move and makes us do what ever he wants.
That’s why he made an encyclopaedia website, so he can control us to fill it in for him. It’s all part of his evil plan to destroy every game that has time travel in it!
Damn you Jeff, Damn you to heck!!"

No, you see I have covered myself with foil and now Jeff is unable to controll me.
I suggest you do the same

"No, you see I have covered myself with foil and now Jeff is unable to controll me.
I suggest you do the same"

Its ok, He will never find my house because I live in another dimension where everones house looks the same.

"Its ok, He will never find my house because I live in another dimension where everones house looks the same."