How Did You Die Last?

Izual in Diablo 3. Underestimated his damage.

Death by Imperial Guard in Skyrim.

Sliding off a crystal I thought I could walk on in the Crystal Caves on Dark Souls. At least I killed Seath without dying on my first try.

Missed a rebound off a wolf in Wizorb.

Agi > Maragi > Agi when I had Jack Frost equipped.

Was sent off a long drop by an Ogre in Dragons Dogma... reloaded though and did the same to his ass

I was crusading against the Almoravids in Morocco when my leader died in battle.

Unless you count Gears of War 3 online, nothing yet.

Frantically sprinting towards my objective while looking for filters for my gas mask. Didn't find either. Took my mask off to feel the cold sun against my face. Then I fell.

The hell that youtube player so large for?

Crushed under a giant hammer with vague gravity manipulation abilities.

Dropped down 25 meters into a pit of lava with only protection being military boots, cargo pants and tight top.

Tripped over my own shoelaces prancing across a field to music.

I died like 8 times in the very last combat scenario of Max Payne 3, what a payne in the ass.

Fell off the wooden bridge at the start of MGS3... I've done that so many times...

Messed up a QTE

Was playing slender and ran directly into the slendermen on purpose due to anxiety and stress from playing

Being overzealous, I ran right into a gas station in GTA: Chinatown Wars. The impact caused an explosion, killing me instantly.

Hit a tree in Temple Run.

Finished a level in Trails Evolution.... then my guy got blown up.

I was playing P3P and fighting against 3 lions. I hit one of them with a very powerful bow that can also proc enrage on enemies. I enraged one of the lions, who had already buffed up his attack power. This enraged lion then hit me twice in a row. Killing me. There went 7 thoroughly explored floors of progress.

Giant Whale Boss wiped my party in Etrian Odyssey III.

A mob in Diablo 3 vortexed me into the center of an arcane sentry.

Spelunky... I've died so many times in that fucker that they've all just kind of blended together. Those totem pole spikes may have been the last.

A pack of enemy birds got an enemy advantage against me (even though my sword clearly connected with them before the fight), they spammed wind attacks and got extra attacks because Junpei doesn't like wind, and killed me in the process.

Friggin' Junpei.

I was grabbed by a zombie then sliced in half by Death Blade in Mad World for the Wii.

blew himself up by the pipebomb (Killing Floor)

I was clearly behind cover and out of reach of the enemy guns but somehow they clipped through the cover and killed me in Spec-Ops the line.

I thought I'd replay Vanquish and get those achievements I missed out on. In the mission where your transporting some large vehicle through an underground tunnel very much in GoW2. I had to set two charges on the barricade that's 2 stores high, I blew them up without getting far enough...

Hit something spiky in Rayman: Origins and blew up.

got my face blown off by a grenade in max payne 3's multiplayer.

Jumped to avoid it while trying to get that last kill. I'll never do that again.

Shamefully slain by a golem in the Paragon of her Kind questline in Dragon Age: Origins ._.

Stangled by a Smoker in Left 4 Dead. I should just learn to never stray away from the team to look for supplies.

I think I unmounted in the air in Mists of Pandaria? Good times. @Red said:

A pack of enemy birds got an enemy advantage against me (even though my sword clearly connected with them before the fight), they spammed wind attacks and got extra attacks because Junpei doesn't like wind, and killed me in the process.

Friggin' Junpei.

Aw dude, Junpei. I need to get back into P3...

Got grabbed by one of the "Four Kings" in Dark Souls, taking most of my health off. I may of survived if I remembered I had power within on. Ended up dropping dead a second later.

I...let the St. Louis Cardinals get an RBI in extra innings.

Jack O' Lantern surprised me. 
I wasn't even on the quest to get him I was trying to go get ready for a trip to hell inside the Motel :(

One Winged Angel on ultimate difficulty in Theatrythm.

Fell into a piranha pit on the "I hear rushing water!" level in Spelunky.

I threw a rock, it hit me in the face, which knocked me onto some spikes.

I got killed in a racing mission in GTA3. I was forced into using a taxi and was winning the race with a fully repaired taxi until a mafia member decided I was having to much fun and exploded my car with a single shotgun round... yes... GTA3 cars are made of wet paper bags.

Shot and exploded to death by militia men on the unforgiving vale of a fictional African country.

Inferno shot my helicopter out of the sky with heat-seeking missiles. Fucker.

Got tagged by a shotgun in BF3. Halfway across the fucking area. Shotguns should not reach that motherfucking far!

Fell down a waterfall. Skyrim.

Endermen killed me in Minecraft

As Corki, I got my ass handed to me in a gangbang by Draven, Jayce and Warwick, as I was standing in the fucking fountain. Then we lost the match :/

I got tackled by a Crocodile Man that sent me flying through the air, that was when I was hit by an arrow trap, before I could get my bearings a giant Mummy spit cursed bugs at me and then I was impaled by a Tiki Trap, the spikes from the Tiki Trap send my corpse flying away and finally I landed in a pool of lava where I was incinerated.