Look what i did on valentines day!!

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The answer is SQUAD BATTLE!

a blog post loosely (very) inspired by A picture story by Lies

(I am the kiwi elite)

Mount up!
Mount up!
























Gauss pwnage
Gauss pwnage

























You aint laserin nothing
You aint laserin nothing

























noo mah gunner is down
noo mah gunner is down

























I make my escape, ditch the truck, and hop in teh banshee
I make my escape, ditch the truck, and hop in teh banshee

























suprise buttsecks
suprise buttsecks


























Excuse me sir, GTFO
Excuse me sir, GTFO

























soon after...
soon after...
























NOOOOOOO they got me
NOOOOOOO they got me

























But i'm the least of their worries...
But i'm the least of their worries...

























Final result. Generals fail
Final result. Generals fail






















Yep. They couldn't take it any longer. You see ace617ace at the bottom? he's a 5 star general. So much for ranks (*cough* EBAY*cough*)



And That gentlemen is a single epic squad battle game out of 13 i played last night. I also did some crazy stuff in forge, which i am currently screenshotting and uploading. This is why i love this game. Everything else just doesn't cut it.

(also if you own halo 3 you can download the film of the game onto your xbox  HERE)





***UPDATE ON STORY***

So here we are 2 weeks later. I sign into xbox live and find 5 messages. I am thinking WTF, since this is unusual even for someone like me who is constantly making enemies over halo. Apparently "ace617ace" sent me the following:

a3ec could you plz remove the vid blah blah blah blah only a 21 in squad battle... more of a 4 vs 4 guy you can even send me a friend request if you want cuz i'm cool"



im not like other 50s that talk shit 2 ppl... i play for fun and i like to play with everyone... let me know if ur going to remove the vid from the webiste on giantbomb.com..pla man.. im asking u nicely..



i can also get u a 50 on ur acc if u want i can recover and get it for u....



send my ur acc info if u want and when i get online i can hit a 50 for u in swat or slayer ...peace out




lol................................ if ace617ace is reading: think i'll keep the vid. I like to share. And no i don't think i'll give you a gamertag with a years paid gold on it. Better luck next time
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#1  Edited By crunchUK

The answer is SQUAD BATTLE!

a blog post loosely (very) inspired by A picture story by Lies

(I am the kiwi elite)

Mount up!
Mount up!
























Gauss pwnage
Gauss pwnage

























You aint laserin nothing
You aint laserin nothing

























noo mah gunner is down
noo mah gunner is down

























I make my escape, ditch the truck, and hop in teh banshee
I make my escape, ditch the truck, and hop in teh banshee

























suprise buttsecks
suprise buttsecks


























Excuse me sir, GTFO
Excuse me sir, GTFO

























soon after...
soon after...
























NOOOOOOO they got me
NOOOOOOO they got me

























But i'm the least of their worries...
But i'm the least of their worries...

























Final result. Generals fail
Final result. Generals fail






















Yep. They couldn't take it any longer. You see ace617ace at the bottom? he's a 5 star general. So much for ranks (*cough* EBAY*cough*)



And That gentlemen is a single epic squad battle game out of 13 i played last night. I also did some crazy stuff in forge, which i am currently screenshotting and uploading. This is why i love this game. Everything else just doesn't cut it.

(also if you own halo 3 you can download the film of the game onto your xbox  HERE)





***UPDATE ON STORY***

So here we are 2 weeks later. I sign into xbox live and find 5 messages. I am thinking WTF, since this is unusual even for someone like me who is constantly making enemies over halo. Apparently "ace617ace" sent me the following:

a3ec could you plz remove the vid blah blah blah blah only a 21 in squad battle... more of a 4 vs 4 guy you can even send me a friend request if you want cuz i'm cool"



im not like other 50s that talk shit 2 ppl... i play for fun and i like to play with everyone... let me know if ur going to remove the vid from the webiste on giantbomb.com..pla man.. im asking u nicely..



i can also get u a 50 on ur acc if u want i can recover and get it for u....



send my ur acc info if u want and when i get online i can hit a 50 for u in swat or slayer ...peace out




lol................................ if ace617ace is reading: think i'll keep the vid. I like to share. And no i don't think i'll give you a gamertag with a years paid gold on it. Better luck next time
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#2  Edited By RandomHero666

XD Pretty fucking funny.
MOAR!

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#3  Edited By RetroIce4

Lol.

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#4  Edited By crunchUK
RandomHero666 said:
"XD Pretty fucking funny.
MOAR!"
Here what me and my friend's antics in forge culminated in


WTF LOL
WTF LOL

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#5  Edited By Hdfisise

Looked pretty cool. Shame you got lasered while in the banshee, next time go faster!

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#6  Edited By crunchUK
Hdfisise said:
"Looked pretty cool. Shame you got lasered while in the banshee, next time go faster!"
4 lasers in the map i'm surprised i lasted as long as i did. BEsides i didn't see it until it was too late :'(
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#7  Edited By WallacetheGreat

Nice pics. Maybe you should have made a valentine in forge and given to one of those mythical Internet Girls.

Of course, when I say "Internet Girls" I actually mean dudes....

Giv meh ur
Giv meh ur
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#8  Edited By Systech

I think that was the score of one of the games that Lies, End_Boss, and I played yesterday also. One of the few games we kicked ass in.

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#9  Edited By crunchUK
systech said:
"I think that was the score of one of the games that Lies, End_Boss, and I played yesterday also. One of the few games we kicked ass in."
I always kick ass :P well... not really
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#10  Edited By Coltonio7

Bwah, that was awesome.

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#11  Edited By crunchUK
Coltonio7 said:
"Bwah, that was awesome."
lol im glad
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#12  Edited By Red

Halo 3? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Funny pics though.

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#13  Edited By Jayge_

I don't understand. What exactly happened here?

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#14  Edited By natetodamax

Oh no......I hate Elites. I must leave this topic now.......got.....to....go before I........*kills everyone in topic in rage*

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#15  Edited By crunchUK
natetodamax said:
"Oh no......I hate Elites. I must leave this topic now.......got.....to....go before I........*kills everyone in topic in rage*"
iknorite the r teh noob haxorz cheatrz in swat cant heashotz form behind mehh hhaha

I'd prefer to be an elite any day over the stereotypical wannabee pro with mark V helmeet holding a BR and a sniper...
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#16  Edited By atejas
crunchUK said:
"natetodamax said:
"Oh no......I hate Elites. I must leave this topic now.......got.....to....go before I........*kills everyone in topic in rage*"
iknorite the r teh noob haxorz cheatrz in swat cant heashotz form behind mehh hhaha

I'd prefer to be an elite any day over the stereotypical wannabee pro with mark V helmeet holding a BR and a sniper..."
Mark V>>>>>>>>>Elite>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>Mark VI>>>>>>Hayabusa
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#17  Edited By Lies

So I get royalties for this right? When can I expect those to start paying in?

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#18  Edited By Pibo47
Lies said:
"So I get royalties for this right? When can I expect those to start paying in?
"
You will be payed in poop and cookies. Enjoy.
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#19  Edited By crunchUK
Lies said:
"So I get royalties for this right? When can I expect those to start paying in?
"
"special" "favours". nudgenudge wink wink ;)

im joking here is your cookie




This is what i found when searching for
This is what i found when searching for "pie"


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#20  Edited By crunchUK
atejas said:
"crunchUK said:
"natetodamax said:
"Oh no......I hate Elites. I must leave this topic now.......got.....to....go before I........*kills everyone in topic in rage*"
iknorite the r teh noob haxorz cheatrz in swat cant heashotz form behind mehh hhaha

I'd prefer to be an elite any day over the stereotypical wannabee pro with mark V helmeet holding a BR and a sniper..."
Mark V>>>>>>>>>Elite>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>Mark VI>>>>>>Hayabusa"
0_o mark V sucks
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#21  Edited By Chummy8

WTF is a Kiwi elite?  Is it from New Zealand?

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#22  Edited By crunchUK

MY emblem Top left

(image too small for giantbomb)

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#23  Edited By crunchUK

updated!!!!!!!!!!!

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#24  Edited By Pie

You should make another one of these based around our most recent adventure.

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#25  Edited By crunchUK
@Pie said:
" You should make another one of these based around our most recent adventure. "
good idea! i got the film saved...

do oyu prefer avalanche heavy or sandtrap?
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#26  Edited By Pie
@crunchUK: Sandox!!!!!!!
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#27  Edited By crunchUK

Nah, picture stories are lame outside of BTB, which is far more epic and awesome than all other gametypes. Although YOU'RE welcome to try if you want ;)

also, picture stories are fun. lies has one in his blog somewhere (linked at the top). Which is more coherent than mine if i am honest, but he didn't has the mad skillz :D

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#28  Edited By Pie
@crunchUK: Avalanche heavy then. Put up a pic of me sumo wreslting in a hornet
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#29  Edited By crunchUK
@Pie said:
" @crunchUK: Avalanche heavy then. Put up a pic of me sumo wreslting in a hornet "
Will do!

Although, for the halo nerds on here, i watched this very game in theater earlier, holy fuck those generals were idiots. They didn't get in a SINGLE vehicle at the start, and expected to out BR tanks and gauss warthog?! And when they respawned they'd ignore all the warthogs and chopper and just attempt to BR our vehicles again. Lol MLG rots the brain...


That and banshee skillz blow brains out >:D
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#30  Edited By Pie

Just remember the sumo wrestling.