Whiskey Media Player Profile: Sean Coonce

Over the next few weeks we'll be highlighting our pro-players here at Whiskey Media. The focus will be on the behind-the-scenes Top Men who get the job done day-in and day-out. First up is Whiskey Media employee #1 and partner, the Adidas Adonis, the Friendly Giant, the Questing Inquisitor, Sean 'SuperCoonce' Coonce.

Stats

• Height: 7' 12"
• Weight: 173.5 lbs

Facts:

• Currently engineers our quest product.
• Engineered our message boards, lists, profiles, trivia, pms, comments, podcast pages.
• Tallest asian guy in 5 miles of anywhere.
• LOVES ADIDAS

Hobbies:

• Part time DJ, full time lover, Sean Coonce is our resident connoisseur of cool. Wake boarding, snowboarding, surfboarding, any type of boarding he's in.

Coonce recently starred in this Quick Look:

Over the next few weeks we'll be highlighting our pro-players here at Whiskey Media. The focus will be on the behind-the-scenes Top Men who get the job done day-in and day-out. First up is Whiskey Media employee #1 and partner, the Adidas Adonis, the Friendly Giant, the Questing Inquisitor, Sean 'SuperCoonce' Coonce.

Stats

• Height: 7' 12"
• Weight: 173.5 lbs

Facts:

• Currently engineers our quest product.
• Engineered our message boards, lists, profiles, trivia, pms, comments, podcast pages.
• Tallest asian guy in 5 miles of anywhere.
• LOVES ADIDAS

Hobbies:

• Part time DJ, full time lover, Sean Coonce is our resident connoisseur of cool. Wake boarding, snowboarding, surfboarding, any type of boarding he's in.

Coonce recently starred in this Quick Look:

Sexy.

Nice feature, looking forward to learning more about the top men.

Coonce is the Yao Ming of Whiskey Media.

He's 7'12", really? Holy shit. 
 
I'll be honest, if a Zombie Apocalypse erupts I may want him on my team. His enthusiasm and positive attitude could come in extremely handy. 
 
Keep up the good work Ethan :)

Weird

" He's 7'12", really? Holy shit.  I'll be honest, if a Zombie Apocalypse erupts I may want him on my team. His enthusiasm and positive attitude could come in extremely handy.  Keep up the good work Ethan :) "

Ha. This is awesome. Keep 'em comin'.

" @Hamz said:

" He's 7'12", really? Holy shit.  I'll be honest, if a Zombie Apocalypse erupts I may want him on my team. His enthusiasm and positive attitude could come in extremely handy.  Keep up the good work Ethan :) "

We've done the Zombie team picks and Coonce never get's picked.  He's too nice.  You gotta be able to kill off your girlfriend if she gets infected, but Coonce would just put her in a closet and feed her sandwiches from Toaster Oven. "

As a fellow Adidas aficionado  I can get behind this.
 
Nice to put a face to the voice, the enthusiasm contained in that quicklook is spreading!

I knew he was tall but holy fuck. 
 
This is the best idea.

I refuse to believe that he's 7'12". That's madness. 
 
Pretty cool idea, looking forward to more of these

Coonce is awesome! Looking forward to the other staffers' spotlight blogs as well.

He's not actually 7'12'', you clowns... It's over exaggeration for the purpose of making a point: he's pretty tall.

I'm not sure what an Odwalla is, but is it weird that I kind of want one now?

" I refuse to believe that he's 7'12". That's madness.

Hot!                 :)

He shames all other men with his manliness. Truth fact.

He's also appeared in this quick look.
     

people don't seem to realize that the 7'12" is a joke and that would be 8'

Wait, Coonce is Asian?  I thought he was Hawaiian!  Had no clue, learn something new everyday. 
 
Also, cool feature for the Giant Bomb stalkers.  = D

" people don't seem to realize that the 7'12" is a joke and that would be 8' "

" @FizzleNizzleBear said:

" people don't seem to realize that the 7'12" is a joke and that would be 8' "

And you don't realize he's actually 6' 24". "

Sean Coonce is a rare card. I have like 5 Ryan Davis'. All he does is splash.

Is he single!?

Personally, if you ask me, always bet on Coonce.

" He shames all other men with his manliness. Truth fact. "

" @ethan said:

" @Hamz said:

" He's 7'12", really? Holy shit.  I'll be honest, if a Zombie Apocalypse erupts I may want him on my team. His enthusiasm and positive attitude could come in extremely handy.  Keep up the good work Ethan :) "

We've done the Zombie team picks and Coonce never get's picked.  He's too nice.  You gotta be able to kill off your girlfriend if she gets infected, but Coonce would just put her in a closet and feed her sandwiches from Toaster Oven. "

Not everyone in a zombie team needs to be hard-nosed. I mean, while Coonce is busy putting the sandwiches together, the other members of the team can blow her head off with a shotgun. Problem solved - The zombie girlfriend is dead AND everyone gets a tasty snack too. "

" Is he single!? "

I already knew all these things about Sean Coonce. Did you know Coonce mains Akuma in Street Fighter 4, and was underwhelmed by STOKED: Big Aid Edition. Did you know he can speak to mermaids, and see in the dark? Sean Coonce was the first black man to be voted president, and the first white man to not be voted president. Of our hearts.
 

Call yourself a Coonce fan?  

I have a question, does Coonce blend? 

Coonce has an awesome aura around him, he totally needs to be represented more on Giantbomb.

cool man cool.

Love ya Sean!

This is amazing.

Yeah, he might be tall, but what's his shoe size?

Fucking lol.

My two favourite lines in this post are " the Adidas Adonis" and "Wake boarding, snowboarding, surfboarding, any type of boarding he's in" Great word play lol.

Can I have the Rock Band 3 game that is on the floor :)

I call zombie bullshit on how tall that guy is! 
WTF

Wouldn't 7'12" be 8 feet? I know its a joke since hes def not 7 feet. I would guess his height at a bout 6'6. But nice feature :)

Coonce throwing beats at bioshock 2 
  

Aw, I thought that this was going to be more focused on his career path and how he ended up at Whiskey Media.  Oh well.

" Is he single!? "

That's a tall Asian.

" Aw, I thought that this was going to be more focused on his career path and how he ended up at Whiskey Media.  Oh well. "

" Coonce has an awesome aura around him, he totally needs to be represented more on Giantbomb. "