21st Birthday Hey Giant Bomb I'm Drunk!!!

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Edited By ZombiePie  Staff

Hey Giant Bomb it is currently 2:20 PM PST for me and I just wanted to say I love you! It s also my 21st birthday. I feel bad right about now. I am totally not going to make classses foor this day that is.
 My roomates convinced me to buy Jamison Whiskey....I git drunk on this. Hamz rest assured I bought Scotch whiskey. Also Hamz I am part Scotch my biological Grand Father's Last name is McClennan (Civil War Genral, Sorry if I misspleded that). Bad idea this is...that was my Yoda Impression if you must know

  • Now using Mozilla Spell checker...Don't wnat to seem like A complete idot.
  • Oh SHit I HOt the caps lock button!!! What have I done!!
  • There is an A
  • Anime Vice version of this thread. You should check it out
  • I have to pee
  • Jameson Whiskey is a bad thing
  • Coonce...don't read this please I'm am a better mod than this
  • No regrets
  • I'm gonna use the bathroom right now
  • Please Hamz and MB don't pin this1
  • If you are reading this you are reading the downfall of a man1
  • Man I hope the staff don't shun me
  • I spelling erros are intentioal if u=you must know.
  • MattyFTM...I now underastasd your pain
  • Hamz and MB are totally going to pin this...I The_Beast or Citizen_Kane pins ths I would chuckle to myself. I love you guys
  • Why am I a mod...I am so irresponsible
  • Color my body with a permanet marker as if it were a canvas Giant Bomb! That is a challenge
  • BAD IDEA + BAD IDEA = BAd IDEA
  • I no Longer Care aboutr Spelling erros
  • It is a shame that the Luchazine is going to de off you all should have helped Goran_P!!!
  • I should be demoted!
  • MB is playing AdioSurf! Why are you not asleep duder you live n California like me.
  • I purchased Absoluet and Capt. Morgan Spiced Rum on top of my Whiskey.. Dumbe idea,
  • I am 21...My father would be proud! (he is a microbrewer!)
  • This blog is not faked
  • Epic Pm is a fun time
  • I put in so much effort into it that you shoul not ignore it...Please comment on the Communit Spotlight!
  • I consider my spotlight better than 1up's spotlight...take that Community maanger of of 1up who is a chick I respect.
  • Feeling a headache.
  • I don't even care anymore
  • I feel the need to piss again.
  • Mraccoon did a non-violent protest of tution increases.. mad respect toyou man!
  • I constantly touch my face when I am  ddrunk.
  • Dount care that I type drunk with two "ds" in the last staement
  • Don't care about my misspelling of staement (forgot quotations for "misspelling as it is a word used as a word and therefore requires a quotayion)
  • I don't care straight up ome dog style
  • I regret so much right now
  • I remember when I claimed I was a Tsar (prper spelling) 
  • Starting to feel sober..not really i HAVE  HEADACHE.,
  • Caps lock I hate you
  • I feel like I should make a clearly obvious stament like matty wher I declare sex as good or fun.
  •  Naime Vice version is posted...hopefullyty no one will read that blog...heache is getting worse.
  • I didn't drink alchol pops hopefulley that gets me bonus pretzle.
  • I try too hard for humor.
  • Thinking of going to bed in my day clthes which include jeans.
  • TL;DR
  • I don't care abpu my spelling but I constantly have to take a slash(piss, it is a slang temr my roomate user and it it is rubbing on to me)
  • Throw up ti em is gettinng near
  • Your are all good keep on the move1 (refernce much?!)
Bed Time! Good night and godbless! Water is not as good a chaser as I thought! I shoud have had some Power Aid. Please do not dempte me fellow mods I am more responsible thab this. Anyways I love this wesbite. Godbless. Sweep, Hamz, Claude, LordAndrew, Killjoi, TMTThomson, Mraccoon, errinfizz, lordofultima, citizenjane, The_Beast, Marino, StarFixA, UnkownPleasure,  you are good peple. Sorry if I didn;t metion you (matty or others) I am drunk right nnow and hung over@! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NE! Bd GOD BLESS THE SCOTH AND IRISH FOR THEIR WHISKEY!!! Now it s bed time.
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#1  Edited By ZombiePie  Staff

Hey Giant Bomb it is currently 2:20 PM PST for me and I just wanted to say I love you! It s also my 21st birthday. I feel bad right about now. I am totally not going to make classses foor this day that is.
 My roomates convinced me to buy Jamison Whiskey....I git drunk on this. Hamz rest assured I bought Scotch whiskey. Also Hamz I am part Scotch my biological Grand Father's Last name is McClennan (Civil War Genral, Sorry if I misspleded that). Bad idea this is...that was my Yoda Impression if you must know

  • Now using Mozilla Spell checker...Don't wnat to seem like A complete idot.
  • Oh SHit I HOt the caps lock button!!! What have I done!!
  • There is an A
  • Anime Vice version of this thread. You should check it out
  • I have to pee
  • Jameson Whiskey is a bad thing
  • Coonce...don't read this please I'm am a better mod than this
  • No regrets
  • I'm gonna use the bathroom right now
  • Please Hamz and MB don't pin this1
  • If you are reading this you are reading the downfall of a man1
  • Man I hope the staff don't shun me
  • I spelling erros are intentioal if u=you must know.
  • MattyFTM...I now underastasd your pain
  • Hamz and MB are totally going to pin this...I The_Beast or Citizen_Kane pins ths I would chuckle to myself. I love you guys
  • Why am I a mod...I am so irresponsible
  • Color my body with a permanet marker as if it were a canvas Giant Bomb! That is a challenge
  • BAD IDEA + BAD IDEA = BAd IDEA
  • I no Longer Care aboutr Spelling erros
  • It is a shame that the Luchazine is going to de off you all should have helped Goran_P!!!
  • I should be demoted!
  • MB is playing AdioSurf! Why are you not asleep duder you live n California like me.
  • I purchased Absoluet and Capt. Morgan Spiced Rum on top of my Whiskey.. Dumbe idea,
  • I am 21...My father would be proud! (he is a microbrewer!)
  • This blog is not faked
  • Epic Pm is a fun time
  • I put in so much effort into it that you shoul not ignore it...Please comment on the Communit Spotlight!
  • I consider my spotlight better than 1up's spotlight...take that Community maanger of of 1up who is a chick I respect.
  • Feeling a headache.
  • I don't even care anymore
  • I feel the need to piss again.
  • Mraccoon did a non-violent protest of tution increases.. mad respect toyou man!
  • I constantly touch my face when I am  ddrunk.
  • Dount care that I type drunk with two "ds" in the last staement
  • Don't care about my misspelling of staement (forgot quotations for "misspelling as it is a word used as a word and therefore requires a quotayion)
  • I don't care straight up ome dog style
  • I regret so much right now
  • I remember when I claimed I was a Tsar (prper spelling) 
  • Starting to feel sober..not really i HAVE  HEADACHE.,
  • Caps lock I hate you
  • I feel like I should make a clearly obvious stament like matty wher I declare sex as good or fun.
  •  Naime Vice version is posted...hopefullyty no one will read that blog...heache is getting worse.
  • I didn't drink alchol pops hopefulley that gets me bonus pretzle.
  • I try too hard for humor.
  • Thinking of going to bed in my day clthes which include jeans.
  • TL;DR
  • I don't care abpu my spelling but I constantly have to take a slash(piss, it is a slang temr my roomate user and it it is rubbing on to me)
  • Throw up ti em is gettinng near
  • Your are all good keep on the move1 (refernce much?!)
Bed Time! Good night and godbless! Water is not as good a chaser as I thought! I shoud have had some Power Aid. Please do not dempte me fellow mods I am more responsible thab this. Anyways I love this wesbite. Godbless. Sweep, Hamz, Claude, LordAndrew, Killjoi, TMTThomson, Mraccoon, errinfizz, lordofultima, citizenjane, The_Beast, Marino, StarFixA, UnkownPleasure,  you are good peple. Sorry if I didn;t metion you (matty or others) I am drunk right nnow and hung over@! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NE! Bd GOD BLESS THE SCOTH AND IRISH FOR THEIR WHISKEY!!! Now it s bed time.
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#3  Edited By ZombiePie  Staff

Happy Happy Joy joy! I totally wnate to play Assassin's cCeed Brothehood right now..despite my drunken status.

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#4  Edited By Choi

Happy Birthday Duder!!! Somehow I always thought you were older considering your dedication and excellent work with the GB community. 
Enjoy! 

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#5  Edited By tebbit

Hey, it's my 21st birthday in a few days. WE MIGHT BE RELATED

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#6  Edited By ZombiePie  Staff
@Meltbrain:  God bles syu for being the first non-me comment to this thread...I feel like throwing up right now...Yes I am only 21. I realize that this is a massive supricse to many on this thread. What can I say/ I am not as od as Claude!
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Happy Birthday :) and also Jameson whiskey is the shit 

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#8  Edited By Zimbo

Don't drink and moderate. Happy Birthday!

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#9  Edited By Brians

If you are lucky throw up can be avoided. Unintentional injuries while drunk be more careful of.

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#10  Edited By cookiemonster

Quest spam. Flagged.
 
Just kidding :P. Happy Birthday bud

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#11  Edited By Raymayne

Most embarrassing attempt at trying to seem drunk I've ever seen, I pity you... 
 
or, should I say:  
 

  • i pitry youui!!!! 1 =D
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#13  Edited By MetalGearSunny

Idiot.

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#14  Edited By BRITNAT79

Happy birthday hope you got something nice,i remember when i last drank it was 6 years ago i drank a whole bottle of  tequila and lets just say it never went too well.

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#15  Edited By natetodamax

Hey! This has been done about a hundred times before!

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#16  Edited By countinhallways

Happy Birthday Sir.  Enjoy your celebrations!!!!
 
This bit made me laugh most heartily:
   @ZombiePie
said: 

  • Throw up ti em is gettinng near 
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#17  Edited By oatz
@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" Idiot. "
Call a moderator an idiot while he is drunk. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
GOOD IDEA
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#18  Edited By MetalGearSunny
@oatz: Zombie and I are bros, bro.
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#19  Edited By BraveToaster

word.

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#20  Edited By mylifeforAiur

Happy birthday^^

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#21  Edited By danielkempster

Another day, another drunken blog on Giant Bomb.com. All is right with the world.
 
Happy Birthday, ZombiePie. I hope it was awesome. At least, whatever you remember of it come tomorrow, anyway. 

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#22  Edited By Xeiphyer

Ugh another drunk mod making a drunk blog? Read the RULES.
 
Happy birthday!

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#23  Edited By GunslingerPanda

LMAO, happy birthday, ya drunken bastard!

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#24  Edited By NekuSakuraba
@ZombiePie Haha, happy birthday duder! ^__^
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#25  Edited By jasta

Get this guy another bottle of Whiskey...and a bucket.

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#26  Edited By HitmanAgent47

Happy birthday.

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#27  Edited By CaLe

You shouldn't drink.

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#28  Edited By kerse

happy birthday dude

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#29  Edited By Arbie

Oh lol. Some of the points in that were awesome. I especially liked: "There is an A"
 
Happy Birthday ZombiePie! Good luck with the hangover! =p

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#30  Edited By thebeast

Happy birthday good sir! 
Really impressed at how you managed to make a bulleted list of short sentences impossible to read...

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Happy Birthday, dude.  
  
Next time mix that whisky with lemonade/coke. Lemonade for an easier drink and coke for the token "Jack & Coke" antics that come with it.

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#32  Edited By Red12b
@CaLe said:
" You shouldn't drink. "
that little?  
@TheBeast
said:
" Happy birthday good sir! Really impressed at how you managed to make a bulleted list of short sentences impossible to read... "
Must have been with great skill and determination 
 
 

  I don't care straight up ome dog style 


I uh...what?  
 
Anyway, Happy Birrday to you too buddy, 
 
Lets get this on the GBDBAX 
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#33  Edited By wonderhare

Happy birthday duder! :D

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#34  Edited By Azteck

Happy birthday, duder. I like this trend.

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#35  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

I think I understand what he was trying to say for most of the time (I have some experience in understanding drunk people), but I can't for the life of me figure out what "I don't care straight up ome dog style" means
 
Anyway - this is an absolutely awesome post ZP. I would sticky it, but I'm not that mean, I know what it's like to wake up with a pounding hangover to find that the drunken blog I posted the night before was stickied (*shakes fist at MB*). I laughed out loud when you said "(matty or others)", I was literately just thinking about how you forgot me, and then you go and mention me. Anyway, happy birthday dude.
 
I didn't actually get that drunk on my 21st. Or my 18th (which is the legal drinking age here). I got far more drunk on my 19th and 20th than I did on any of the major milestones. It's weird how it just worked out like that.
 
Also, his anime vice drunken blog is here for anyone interested.

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#36  Edited By awesomeusername

I'll be the odd different spanish one here. Feliz cumpleanos ZambiePie. Yes, ZambiePie. That means happy birthday for those who don't know. I'm totally doing this when I get drunk btw. :P Awesome thread also. Some points were hilarious. :D

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#38  Edited By guiseppe

Eat more pies, zombie! Happy birthday!

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#39  Edited By turboman

While you're drunk can you please: 
 

  1. Sticky one of my blog posts
  2. Bring back the hamburger forums
  3. Remove my ban on the wiki
  4. Send me a bottle of whiskey
  5. Put another medal on my avatar
 
all of these are very good ideas.
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#40  Edited By Red12b
@TurboMan:  
You have a wiki ban?
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#41  Edited By wordfalling
@Bamsen:  Indeed it is! My favorite, it has been on sale at a store up the block for a week now and that has been a very bad thing.
 
Happy 21st ZombiePie, may you fall asleep, wake up, forgot that you wrote this and then read it as if it were the first time.
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#42  Edited By Bloodgraiv3

Happy 21st man!
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#43  Edited By C2C

Happy 21 Birthday! :D

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#44  Edited By recroulette

Happy Birthday, have fun reading all this when you wake up.

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#45  Edited By KaosAngel

Happy Birthday, take a few shots of Everclear from me.

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#46  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

YOUR LEGAL! 

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#47  Edited By Jeust

Happy birthday man! Hope you enjoy it!

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#48  Edited By HS21

Yeah, suck it Sanchez. Your birthday, happy it. 

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#49  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Happy birthday Zombie. So, when are they revoking your mod status?

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#50  Edited By LordAndrew

The first rule of Epic PM is you don't talk about Epic PM.