Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”

" @ryanwho said:

" I'm an Aussie criminal when I masturbate to Gigi Edgely now.     Yes, with the blue makeup on. Don't judge me. "

You've got an interesting fetish there, feller. "

" @fwylo said:

" Awesome.  Australians are going to have the best porn ever. "

Don't be silly, there would be no variety in the porn, therefore it won't be that good. "

" @Snipzor said:

"Don't be silly, there would be no variety in the porn, therefore it won't be that good. "

Sure it would, they would just all have big breasts. "

" It's quite insulting. "

 Also, light blue women only. "

What about guys with moobies? Does that count as child porn if they're small, too?

what?!

Hahahaha read the article, look at how serious they're being about this issue HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

This makes me proud to be an American. *Salutes* Home of the Braves and Delicious flat Chests.

Madness.

Wow... that's amazing. But given the AU government's stance on things like the R18 videogame rating, this is a 'logical' followup. 
 
Aussie citizens, you must fight this insanity.

I'm fine with that.
 
Because everyone knows small tits are a gateway drug to child raping.

" No fucking way this is real. "

so if this is true then young girls with big boobs should be legal. it is kind of what i'm getting out of it. it should also be something like people that look younger then what they are, are what they look like.

" That's actually amazing. So if someone sleeps with a chick with small breasts in Australia, aren't they technically a paedophile?   I'll answer this question before the thread turns into it: Small breasts > Large.  "

"Government mandated implants. Do it. Do it. "

What the hell... I dont think this will hold up, unless Australia doesn't have a constitution which protects people's rights.  Which I am starting to think they don't have.  This is retarded.  How small?  Does that exclude some women from getting into the business?
 
What are they going to ban next?  Chicks that shave their, as Vinny once put it, cunt?

Australia should just put another shrimp on the barbie.

Dude...  
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger | News.com.au

" Government mandated implants. Do it. Do it. "

This is one of the strangest stories I read in awhile. Is this real? Way to make mountains out of molehills...

"Dude...  
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger | News.com.au "

" This is one of the strangest stories I read in awhile. Is this real? Way to make mountains out of molehills... "

" Dude...  
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger | News.com.au "

Christ, the only way Australia could get any worse is for it to be under Sharia Law.

OK you all are looking at the negative here and I am looking at the positive.  Somebody is going to have to measure to see if they are big enough and when that job is posted......I will be first in line.  Alright giggity giggity.

" @MrKlorox said:

" Dude...  
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger | News.com.au "

brb movin' "

Next they'll ban midgets from having sex.

Well then, the Asian pornstars are fucked eh? 
 
BA DUM PSSHH! DOUBLE PUN!

So according to Australian law, I'm a pedophile... huh. 
 
This is ridiculous. The reason it's called child pornography is that, well, it's child pornography. Women with small breasts neither are nor look like children(well, there are exceptions, but most of them don't) -- they are women with small breasts and, as such, look like women with small breasts.

Australia sucks.
 
@MrKlorox said:

" Dude...  
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger | News.com.au "

" @Hitchenson said:

" That's actually amazing. So if someone sleeps with a chick with small breasts in Australia, aren't they technically a paedophile?   I'll answer this question before the thread turns into it: Small breasts > Large.  "

"Child molestor" would be the appropriate term. Pedophile describes one who has the fetish but doesn't necessarily act. Cho-mo's (prison slang for child molestors, I read) could be pedophiles  and vice versa, but they're not mutually exclusive.  At least that's how fans of naked cartoon pussy distinguish it. Buncha pedophiles. XD "

Well, my missus is an athletic Asian lass. I'll think of her while I'm getting buggered on an hourly basis by some guy called Spider who has one ear and no part of his body without ink in it.

Fuck Australia. Seriously, what a piece of shit country.

Australia! You so crazy!

The OP's link isn't working and I can't find any info elsewhere. Sad thing is that this could well just be a joke but with Australia being the piece of shit that it is, it gets believed instantly.

Well at least the government as a good taste in bewbs.

I refuse to believe this is real, it's just too damn stupid. 
 
EDIT: Now that I think about it, a law being stupid never stopped anyone, I guess it's possible.

I do not believe such a law could be invented. Therefore, it does not exist. Also...@MrKlorox said:

" Dude...  
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger | News.com.au "

" I do not believe such a law could be invented. Therefore, it does not exist. Also...@MrKlorox said:

" Dude...  
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger | News.com.au "

Time to go to Australia. "

" @Demonstride said:

" I do not believe such a law could be invented. Therefore, it does not exist. Also...@MrKlorox said:

" Dude...  
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger | News.com.au "

Time to go to Australia. "

You do realise that obesity is the main factor in that statistic, remember Australia took over the US as the fattest nation.  "

" @Black_Raven said:

" @Demonstride said:

" I do not believe such a law could be invented. Therefore, it does not exist. Also... @MrKlorox said:

" Dude...  
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger | News.com.au "

Time to go to Australia. "

You do realise that obesity is the main factor in that statistic, remember Australia took over the US as the fattest nation.  "

It did?  cool.... uh... go  America?? "

I'll remember to pull my nude pictures if I ever move to Australia.
 
Wait, isn't that the country that also puts ridiculous restrictions on Video Games? Ooo... shoot. I never planned on living there in the first place. Wouldn't mind visiting, though.

Man.  Poor Aussies :(

So do I have to go to the beach with a bra on because I'm skinny?