Cooking Mama and Science Papa Fight in Public

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Edited By Ryan  Staff
If my calculations are correct... my existence isn't legally actionable!
If my calculations are correct... my existence isn't legally actionable!
I think we can mostly agree that Activision's announcement of Science Papa, a science-themed minigame collection for the Wii and DS, is pretty shameless, yeah? The whole endeavor--the name, the gameplay format, the cartoony art style, the platforms--seems engineered very specifically to capitalize on the surprise success of Cooking Mama, a game published by Majesco. There's nothing illegal about it, apparently, but it's just kind of greasy, you know? Like, Transmorphers greasy.

Majesco, it seems, shares in this opinion. When Kotaku asked for a comment on the whole Science Papa announcement, Cooking Mama herself chose to respond, and she had some choice words for the old man.
So you want some dirt on "Science Papa" to splash on your site? I'll shovel it. We dated briefly (when he had much better hair). And now he clearly wants a piece of the best-selling pie by associating himself with an incredibly successful, and I'll emphasize, happily married, woman. Frankly, he never appreciated my cooking and I grew weary of his tedious "experiments." You want real mind-bending science, go figure out how to make Toulouse Cassoulet for your next dinner party of 20 and let me know how it goes, Papa.
My favorite part of this story is imagining the Majesco PR person furiously banging out this email, trying to slag on Activision as much as possible while still staying in character. I doubt Activision will respond in kind, but oh man, if they did? I'd much rather see fictional characters do the corporate mudslinging than CEOs.
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#1  Edited By Ryan  Staff
If my calculations are correct... my existence isn't legally actionable!
If my calculations are correct... my existence isn't legally actionable!
I think we can mostly agree that Activision's announcement of Science Papa, a science-themed minigame collection for the Wii and DS, is pretty shameless, yeah? The whole endeavor--the name, the gameplay format, the cartoony art style, the platforms--seems engineered very specifically to capitalize on the surprise success of Cooking Mama, a game published by Majesco. There's nothing illegal about it, apparently, but it's just kind of greasy, you know? Like, Transmorphers greasy.

Majesco, it seems, shares in this opinion. When Kotaku asked for a comment on the whole Science Papa announcement, Cooking Mama herself chose to respond, and she had some choice words for the old man.
So you want some dirt on "Science Papa" to splash on your site? I'll shovel it. We dated briefly (when he had much better hair). And now he clearly wants a piece of the best-selling pie by associating himself with an incredibly successful, and I'll emphasize, happily married, woman. Frankly, he never appreciated my cooking and I grew weary of his tedious "experiments." You want real mind-bending science, go figure out how to make Toulouse Cassoulet for your next dinner party of 20 and let me know how it goes, Papa.
My favorite part of this story is imagining the Majesco PR person furiously banging out this email, trying to slag on Activision as much as possible while still staying in character. I doubt Activision will respond in kind, but oh man, if they did? I'd much rather see fictional characters do the corporate mudslinging than CEOs.
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#2  Edited By Discorsi

double rowr

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#3  Edited By JarenFace

*snap snap*


Pretty sassy there Mama, and more entertainment I've had than her games :(
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#4  Edited By Phished0ne

Cooking Mama loves the drama....



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#5  Edited By Death_Burnout

Man that is greasy...but i'd definitely check it out if it was anything like crocodile chemistry...but it wont be.

Nicely said Mama!

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#6  Edited By JackiJinx

I can just imagine them getting out of this by proclaiming Papa a mute. Or deaf...er, blind. A blind experimental scientist!

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#7  Edited By Hairydutchman

Activision knows no shame.

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#8  Edited By DoMiNiC147

I'm starting to dislike activision more an more

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#9  Edited By Aaron_G

What a great response from a PR person. 

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#10  Edited By GHT

I didn't make the connection until people pointed it out.

I mean, we've got tons of games that are similarly named and themed:
Street Fighter, Streets of Rage, Final Fight: Street Wise
Phantasy Star, Final Fantasy
Secret of Mana, illusion of Gaia

It seems like a convention of the medium to me.

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#11  Edited By Nasar7

The name is where Activision goes too far; someone could easily mistake it as being part of the same series. Shameless.

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#12  Edited By Jerusahat

Cooking Mama has SEARED Science Papa for 100 points.
Science Papa suffers from UNSATURATED POLYMER FORMATIONS for the next 2 turns.

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#13  Edited By SolidEyeSystem

That greasy Activision...

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#14  Edited By Al3xand3r

Yeah pretty shitty tactic by Activision. You'd certainly mistake it as a title by the same developers, and it stops Majesco from doing their own spin offs which they probably did plan as it will seem they're the ones doing the rip off then... Engineering Uncle? It doesn't have as good a ring to it...

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#15  Edited By ch3burashka

Cooking Mama is a spotlight-hogging bitch. Who knew?

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#16  Edited By Afroman269

At this rate Activision is becoming the new EA. I guess thats what happens when you become too big.

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#17  Edited By SenatorSpacer

Papa just got owned.


That was amazing :D
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Cooking Mama's PR is the best.

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#19  Edited By JohnDudebro

I want Activision to buy Majesco and then make a crossover game with Science Papa vs. Cooking Mama in a fight to the death. This should all be viral marketing.

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#20  Edited By spiceninja

Activision are a bunch of tools. Blizzard and Infinity Ward need to get away from them and fast.

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#21  Edited By artofwar420

Mama cooks, papa does science... how deliciously sexist.

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#22  Edited By billysea

I love soap opera.  When is the next episode?

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#23  Edited By Vorbis

That lacked an "OH, SNAP".

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#24  Edited By MeatSim

I foresee a crossover game, Cooking Mama VS. Science Papa fighting game.

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#25  Edited By rexCo

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#26  Edited By Soap
 If it comes down to divorce I'm sticking with Mama, she's around a lot more, she cooks me good food and she doesn't copy everything I do :)
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#27  Edited By ahoodedfigure

Tell you what, calling it Science Papa was a straight dumb move by them.  They should call it something else, then leave it up to all of the rest of us to come up with explanations and clues as to why the thing is getting a bit too close to Cooking Mama.  As it is, they're putting it in the TITLE.

A science game would be great; I'm disappointed that they decided to jeopardize its credibility with a silly title.

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I don't see the problem. What if Science Papa ends up being a better game? If Majesco had plans to make a game like this, they could have patented it. And, what if they had patented it and sat on it for years and years so that no game involving science and papas could ever be made? 

Is this why there was never a "Sonic Bros." game, or a "Super Sonic Bros."? Or "Gears of Resident Evil 4"?

: )

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#31  Edited By dsplayer1010

Ha

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#32  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Did anyone else read that and kind of find Cooking Mama to suddenly be attractive?

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#33  Edited By RetroIce4

Activision is FAILING! For real.

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#34  Edited By End_Boss

Greasy like a poorly cooked hamburger.

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#35  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

That is the most awesome press statement ever.

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#36  Edited By Superdude201

When i first heard of Science Papa i figured it was by the same people.... Activision seem to be getting worse and worse

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#37  Edited By chibi_kaji

This gave me a good laugh.

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#38  Edited By SunKing

ITS ON, BITCHES!

I expect to see the inevitable versus fighting game at this year's E3.

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#39  Edited By MrKlorox

Yeah. Majesco tends to respond to these things as Mama herself. They've done so with PETA in the past. I'm personally much more interested in the backstory the PR folks are creating for this character. Cooking Mama is married? To whom? She dated Science Papa?

In all honesty, I thought Science Papa was from Majesco also and of the same brand.

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#40  Edited By jakob187

Majesco wins.


Flawless victory.

Fatality.
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#41  Edited By 10_yard_fighter

"Science Papa, tell me how my ass tastes"

-Cooking Mama

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#42  Edited By ultrapeanut

Fucking gender stereotypes.

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#43  Edited By Blackout62

That's such a blatant ripoff both games are similar enough to tell you that Papa just got burned!

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#44  Edited By Milkman

Well played, Majesco, well played...

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#45  Edited By potatoe

oh snap!

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#46  Edited By benderunit22

All press releases would be much more entertaining if they were written by the games' characters.

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#47  Edited By zityz

That picture reminds me of that family guy episode with Albert Einstien smashing the oven on gods head for the animal cookies, only just replace God with cooking Mama.

I'll just wait until they have a Chop Shop Uncle, where you have to take stolen car parts and make Shifty cars and sell them to people who don't know any better.You also have to find ways to smuggle coke into the cars without being caught by the cops, all the while your drinking malt liquor talking about the "olden days". 

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#48  Edited By MindChamber

"good, not Mine"

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#49  Edited By legendary1

If I was in PR thats how I would be responding. They can't really do anything about it through legal means, best to keep the response lighthearted and hope that it gets word about about your own game.

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#50  Edited By Matt_

What a great name for that article.