Theres an option missing in there somewhere.. I don't dislike drink or anything, But I rarely, rarely ever do... I think the last time I had a drink was like last december.
Who cares if your underage, the most fun I had in my younger years was being sneaky and thinking I was cool with my friends out late drinking, even though I'm still only 18.
Started drinking on weekends at parties and what not when I was 14. About a year ago when I moved out of home I was drunk 24/7 (literally) for about 5 months. Have only had maybe 12 beers and a bottle of scotch in the last 6 months.
And what the fuck is with your weed option? Maybe I'm missing a joke here, but I smoke a lot of weed and I don't talk like that.
I've been drinking since I could. But then again, never more than I can't handle. I never get shitfaced or something like that. I generally hate drunk people who can't control themselves. And since I'm the least drunk of the crowd, I can kick their asses for being morons.
" Started drinking on weekends at parties and what not when I was 14. About a year ago when I moved out of home I was drunk 24/7 (literally) for about 5 months. Have only had maybe 12 beers and a bottle of scotch in the last 6 months. And what the fuck is with your weed option? Maybe I'm missing a joke here, but I smoke a lot of weed and I don't talk like that. "
People who don't smoke weed think that typing out what they think people who do smoke weed act like and speak like is funny when they just come off as douchey.
" Started drinking on weekends at parties and what not when I was 14. About a year ago when I moved out of home I was drunk 24/7 (literally) for about 5 months. Have only had maybe 12 beers and a bottle of scotch in the last 6 months. And what the fuck is with your weed option? Maybe I'm missing a joke here, but I smoke a lot of weed and I don't talk like that. "
People who don't smoke weed think that typing out what they think people who do smoke weed act like and speak like is funny when they just come off as douchey. "
" Theres an option missing in there somewhere.. I don't dislike drink or anything, But I rarely, rarely ever do... I think the last time I had a drink was like last december. "
I try not to drink that much, it hits me pretty quick. Two beers and i feel it but it flushes out of me quick, i guess i metabolize it faster than most. Also, I get AIDS (Alcohol InDuced Shits) from drinking, especially hard liquor. One time, I was a party with a couple of friends and took a couple of shots of rum with them, and I had to run out away from them because my stomach started bublin, and to top it all off, the bathroom door was broken so i had to put my foot out to keep it closed. It smelled bad in there. I was able to rejoin the party an hour after taking a shit, but decided it would be best to stop drinking at that point. A few minutes later I heard a scream from the bathroom when someone walked in and enjoyed the greatness i left in the air. Oh one time, I was at another house party, was walking through the middle of the dancing, and let out a nice silent fart. Had a few beers at that point. Walked some more. When I got to the the other side of the room, only then did someone smell it and the floor disippated. It was the perfect crime.
" I try not to drink that much, it hits me pretty quick. Two beers and i feel it but it flushes out of me quick, i guess i metabolize it faster than most. Also, I get AIDS (Alcohol InDuced Shits) from drinking, especially hard liquor. One time, I was a party with a couple of friends and took a couple of shots of rum with them, and I had to run out away from them because my stomach started bublin, and to top it all off, the bathroom door was broken so i had to put my foot out to keep it closed. It smelled bad in there. I was able to rejoin the party an hour after taking a shit, but decided it would be best to stop drinking at that point. A few minutes later I heard a scream from the bathroom when someone walked in and enjoyed the greatness i left in the air. Oh one time, I was at another house party, was walking through the middle of the dancing, and let out a nice silent fart. Had a few beers at that point. Walked some more. When I got to the the other side of the room, only then did someone smell it and the floor disippated. It was the perfect crime. "
Haha with side effects like that why would you drink LESS? I would totally use it against my enemies
I'll have the occasional drink but I don't really drink properly. Actually, since I'm a university student I'm very much the odd one out here in that respect.
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