What would you name your console?

With the Giant Bombers complaining about the names of consoles, I was curious if you mystic folks on the internet could come up with something better. 
So here it is, What would you fine gentlemen name your console?

Dreamcast 2

Dreamcast 2

The wonderswan crystal

Personal Computer. PC for short.

Dreamcast 2

PLATYPUS PLEASURE.

-OR-

 
PLEASURE PLATYPUS.

Larry. 

Steve.

The Bubu.

Super Xbox

The Reckoning

Shepard.

Micheal Jackson's Thriller, the console.

Steve.

Personal Computer. PC for short.

The G Corporation Bridge 
 
Cuz I'm narcissistic enough to name my company after my first initial, and influenced by media enough to name my console after a pretty good radio station.

Carlos Santana. 
 
Why you say? Cause I can.

Carl Perkins
 
I'm a rebel.

Woman in heat

The Juicebox.

Boobies 

I'll call mine the Magnavox Odyssey.

Thedick.   
 
The conversations would be hilarious... 
 
-Hey man have you heard about Thedick? 
- The dick? What are you talking about? 
 
- Honey I brought Thedick? 
- Wow did you now?

bobby 

Jim was the name of my first Xbox 360.  When he was abducted from his home and never seen again his son, Jim Jr., took over his duties. 

Dreamcast 2

                     What would you fine gentlemen name your console?

                   

               

The TurtleBird.

Knobbly Pink Strawberry Manlover 
 
Pretty sure it would cut down on the amount of homophobic kids I'll meet online

Console.

Road Warrior
 
Cause he's a pretty boy that's good at surviving  (first and only xbox! no RROD's here fingers crossed)

Walter Cronkite 360

Something classy like:  
 
The Omegavision Omni-box  
  It will have wood paneling (because any electronic device worth having has wood paneling) and a WiFi enabled top hat for that added bit of sophistication.

The Prestige

Jarvis

The Matt Damon Experience

The Best. It'd end all the fanboy arguments before they could begin.

Steve.

I'd name it "Osama bin Laden" - 'Guaranteed to run for 10 years!' 

The Motherfucking Renegade

CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 4
SHIT GETS REAL
Available on the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, PC, and THE MOTHERFUCKING RENEGADE

Seriously, we all know it would be a blistering success in the 12+ male market.

I'd name it "Osama bin Laden" - 'Guaranteed to run for 10 years!' 

The Vito was pretty good.

Sex

video games. i don't know what i would call them.

Freedom Eagle

The Whittamaker.

playstation Symphony

Next psp:Playstation PHENOMENA.  
Nintendo:Cloud 
XBOX:Neo