Don't Grandpa's smell like the bench in the mall?

We all know that in EP3 Half Life is going to go Metal Gear Crazy, with things like the G-Man being Freeman from the future or Freeman's farther.

He also creeps me out.

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I always thought the standard old people smell was mothballs.

It's more creepy that he always likes to make small appearances just randomly out of nowhere... and what is up with his voice. Let's hope that this is all explained in episode three.

...I don't really wanna know how he smells.

"Please define what a grampa smells like. I mean it's not exactly like you can find a cologne called "Grampa Smell". Although there is Old Spice.
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The person was quite weird, when I first noticed him.

He's got the hots for Freeman, but he's too shy to confront him about it.

The G-Man likes little girls and camembert.

he's not creepy he just wants your attention. he is a loving caring passionate soul who wanders the world searching for that special someone who understands his troubles.

He seems like the type of person who would be very awkward to talk to.

He just wants your love...

G-Man used to be mysterious, but then GMod came along.

I have yet to play a Half-Life game (despite owning The Orange Box for the X360). I'll get around to it and join in on all these G-Man nonsense.

I had nightmares over G-man when i was younger.

It would seem the G-Man is an intergalactic mercenary agent.  He finds people who qualify as mercenarys and contracts out their services to the highest bidder.  I think thats right.  Who knows anyways.  He seems to be against the combine in half life 2 but definately not your friend.  He seems to be also a world class opportunist and extortionist.  He has his claws in gordon alex eli and the entire human resistance movement.

As far as old man smells go, i gotta say aftershave+feet+must.

i think his voice is creepy and it wouldn't be as good if he was silent as freeman...

I think it'd be creepier if he had a lady's voice.

your mom goes to college

"...how do you know what my grandpa smells like?"

So the G-Man smells like beer then???

I think he's awesome!

I really hope they flush his character out in the next game(s). I'm super tired of the "dude i'm so creepy and weird" thing he's going on.

But, we'll see... about THAT!

Cool, i like how most people hear can conduct a nice talk with really no subject brings alot of charm to this site!

also my grandpa, you might have saw him play golf he got into a news paper once it was cool. I dunno what he smells like so please tell me!

I think G-Man is the younger brother of  CGB "Cancer man" Spender from the X-files. Or atleast a clone or something like that...

"Grandpas smell like hard candy, pennies, and Miller in the can.
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I can picture this guy watching people sleep.

G-man smells like that rich tabacco my grandad used to smoke with his pipe.

Either that or feces.

This makes me want to join the staff now.

Seeing him walking around was fun, but it creeped me out when he appeared on an unplugged TV with a huge black bird on his shoulder.

G man is actual gordon freeman from the future!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O9GkHz5ch5I

that scene makes creepy-o-meter explodes 0_o

He is not scary by any means, although I guess him coming out of goodness knows what during the game is a bit wired but he is just to cool to be creepy.

We will never know what G-Man will smell like because the only times you meet him up close is when he projects himself. Other times hes just far away and looking at you. Unless he made that smell in the canals, then he DOES smell like feces.

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talking about creepy,  what if he was a silent dude like freeman...  just staring at you...... with his cold blank eyes.....smiling slightly.... just staring....

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I hope this guy turns out to be one of the Crab People.

sure is a creepy guy, got a HAL like quality to him.

His creepiness is necessary for him to be totally freakin' awesome.

 My grandpa smells like taffy  and meat.

Dude's definetly creepy. He has weird looking eyes, and that voice...

... Creeps me out.

Gordon!  I can't believe you took down that gunship all by yourself!

*blank stare*

Uh...Gordon?  Is something wrong?

*blank stare*

This isn't funny!

Not grandpa but maybe grandma.

Yea, hes pretty bad

G-Man lives next door to me =( He moved in about a week ago and I don't think I've ever seen him leave his apartment. I think he's napping until Ep. 3 comes out.

He is pretty creepy...

Jeff said:

"...how do you know what my grandpa smells like?"

"Not grandpa but maybe grandma."

He is weird, and that stutter does make it creepier.

i love the Gman.  He's an interesting character that increases my enjoyment of the series immensely.   i enjoy the mystery that surrounds him.  it's kind of xfile'ish.  i hope they have an interesting explanation for his powers and such when they get around to revealing them.