Favorite Gears of War quote?

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#1 Edited by Seram (192 posts) -

I'd have to go with something that Marcus said in Act 3; "Well, we're not here to sell cookies..." It just seems so... out of character. Feel free to post your opinion of what your favorite line is in the game.

EDIT: Multi-player lines work too, though I think most of them are also said in the single player.

#2 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Anything that comes out of Cole Train's mouth as well as the classics: 'Look at all that juice' and 'Now i'm pissed!'

#3 Posted by Seram (192 posts) -

XD yeah seeing as how they even made a rap song using stuff Cole said, EPIC probably would agree with that.

#4 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

Baird (active reload): "YES!"

#5 Posted by Seram (192 posts) -

I remember in one of the levels, there was a checkpoint at a part where it zooms in on Baird's face and he says "Look who decided to show up" in a Baird-ish way. I was playing co-op with a friend, and kept getting us killed on purpose just so he'd have to hear "Look who decided to show up" countless times. Now whenever I say that, he goes "Nooo Baird!" Or something. Good times, good times...

#6 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Baird was such a legend on the first game. Pretty much the perfect dickhead.

#7 Posted by Max_Chill (162 posts) -

The Random "Woo0o0o0o0o"s from cole train in the middle of a multiplayer match

#8 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -
Max_Chill said:
"The Random "Woo0o0o0o0o"s from cole train in the middle of a multiplayer match"
this and "Eat shit and die."
#9 Posted by Prime20 (168 posts) -

Single Player: Just about anything Baird said was hilarious.

Multiplayer: Played a game with lousy lag that made the gnasher all but useless and one of my teammates said "Dude, my gun shoots fuckin marshmallows i quit." Made me laugh anyways.


#10 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -
#11 Posted by Ma7moud (805 posts) -

" I'm in the zone baby"

#12 Posted by NickM (1085 posts) -

Eat Shit and Die

#13 Edited by HistoryInRust (6407 posts) -

"There's room for one more, it's a fucking party down here."

Makes me laugh every time.

#14 Edited by Seram (192 posts) -
Prime20 said:
"Single Player: Just about anything Baird said was hilarious.

Multiplayer: Played a game with lousy lag that made the gnasher all but useless and one of my teammates said "Dude, my gun shoots fuckin marshmallows i quit." Made me laugh anyways.


"
I wish there was a marshmallow gun in Gears. But I guess marshmallow's aren't "crunchy" enough for Cliffy.
#15 Posted by William (441 posts) -

Hail to the king, baby!  Oh wait..

#16 Posted by HistoryInRust (6407 posts) -
William said:
"Hail to the king, baby!  Oh wait.."
Buh-dun-tiss!

Oh, there's never a short supply of Evil Dead jokes.
#17 Posted by Prime20 (168 posts) -
Seram said:
"Prime20 said:
"Single Player: Just about anything Baird said was hilarious.

Multiplayer: Played a game with lousy lag that made the gnasher all but useless and one of my teammates said "Dude, my gun shoots fuckin marshmallows i quit." Made me laugh anyways.


"
I wish there was a marshmallow gun in Gears. But I guess marshmallow's aren't "crunchy" enough for Cliffy."
So...what Kit-Kat guns then?
#18 Posted by Psynapse (1064 posts) -
Seram said:
I wish there was a marshmallow gun in Gears. But I guess marshmallow's aren't "crunchy" enough for Cliffy."

Boom-Tish!
#19 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -

"Nice!"

#20 Posted by elbow (368 posts) -
#21 Posted by Player1 (3897 posts) -

Damn...look at all that juice. 

#22 Posted by TheGamerGeek (2500 posts) -
Sir_Ragnarok said:
""There's room for one more, it's a fucking party down here."

Makes me laugh every time."
That's exactly what I was going to say.
#23 Posted by Seram (192 posts) -

I expected more people to be saying "Now I'm pissed!".

#24 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) -

I've heared this quote countless times, after being killed at this part over and over again

  
#25 Posted by jakob187 (21764 posts) -

"How'd we get stuck in this shithole of a repetitive game?"

Heard it throughout the entire game.  = D
#26 Posted by Gamer_152 (14113 posts) -

"And then there were none" - Marcus Fenix. Such a cool line.

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#27 Posted by Prime20 (168 posts) -
Gamer_152 said:
""And then there were none" - Marcus Fenix. Such a cool line."
I could be wrong but iam pretty sure the Colonel says that after you get beat as the Cog in multiplayer. Not Marcus.
#28 Posted by Seram (192 posts) -

Yeah Hoffman says that in multiplayer.

#29 Posted by EkajArmstro (397 posts) -

Dom - Sup Bitches?

#30 Posted by Dark_Spartan796 (26 posts) -

Marcus (active reload): "NICE!"

Carmine: Hey! Are you THE Marcus Fenix? The one who fought at Aspho Fields?
Marcus: Yep.
Carmine: Wow, cool!
Marcus: Not really.

Carmine sounds like such a fanboy in that scene. XD

#31 Posted by DaniCalifornia (3 posts) -

Cole: "Delta squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!"

Baird: "There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening"

#32 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -

@HandsomeDead said:

Anything that comes out of Cole Train's mouth as well as the classics: 'Look at all that juice' and 'Now i'm pissed!'

Basically this and

@HandsomeDead said:

Baird was such a legend on the first game. Pretty much the perfect dickhead.

this. People tend to not like Baird for his asshole attitude, which is exactly why I like him so much.

#33 Posted by Venatio (4493 posts) -

How has someone not mentioned this one? It made me lol real loud

#34 Posted by Toms115 (2317 posts) -

@Venatio: you beat me to it. fuck you, sir.

#35 Posted by MormonWarrior (2668 posts) -

I remember loving the line from Cole in Gears 1 when you get in the minecarts. It's something like "Yeah, baby...this train's at home on the RAILS!!" It's just so dumb it's great...

#36 Posted by beckley205 (309 posts) -

Gobble gobble gobble motherfu@@ers!

#37 Posted by Jasta (2217 posts) -

"Eat shit and die" takes the cake for me.

#38 Posted by Elusionar (303 posts) -

"space marines"

#39 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

@Venatio said:

How has someone not mentioned this one? It made me lol real loud

Haha! Holy shit.

#40 Posted by irish (85 posts) -

Nothin' but bits

#41 Edited by Brother_PipPop (259 posts) -

And how could we forget this?

#42 Edited by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

"THAT'S FIVE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"

When you're underground in Gears 2, off to the side/in the distance a line of Locust are running into a cave, and if you start sniping them Marcus starts counting kind of calm-like (That's one. That's two. Three. There's four. or something along those lines) and suddenly when you shoot a fifth, "THAT'S FIVE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!"

#43 Posted by DerekDanahy (880 posts) -

Gears 2 "What am I a fucking Botanist? Some kinda plant, I don't know." -Marcus

#44 Posted by NTM (7549 posts) -

I don't know why, maybe it just sounded... bad-ass? And while there are a lot, I really loved in the third when the music was intense in the shop area, and Cole kills a guy and says "Not yo day mutha fucka!"

#45 Posted by GunstarRed (5486 posts) -

Any time Anya says things with her sweary mouth.

#46 Edited by Vextroid (1430 posts) -

Marcus: "Who wants toast?!"

#47 Edited by JeanLuc (3608 posts) -

Marcus: "WHO WANTS TOAST?!"

Dom: "I like 'em crispy."

EDIT: @Vextroid: Damn it, you beat me!

#48 Posted by PSNgamesun (414 posts) -

"Would you kindly get the fuck out of the way"- Marcus Fenix

#49 Posted by Trylks (829 posts) -

@DaniCalifornia said:

Cole: "Delta squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!"

Baird: "There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening"

QFT.

#50 Posted by Jack268 (3387 posts) -

That's a mighty bump

My favorite quote is

"Hoffman? Ah shit" - Marcus Fenix, 2006

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