Mission Accomplished Giant Bomb!

Posted by ZombiePie (4798 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

As many of you may have remember anime has been making great progress in its invasion of Giant Bomb. So much so that a Naruto character was able to topple the hamburger object page from the top search result for the letter "h" in the Giant Bomb search engine. So when you typed the letter "h" into the search this is what you were greeted to...hideous I know:

There was much mourning when this happened and a remedy was vowed to organized as soon as possible. I don't know how it happened, but I'm very happy to present the Giant Bomb community with this image:

And there was no anime in sight to challenge the superiority of the hamburger object page. This is indeed an accomplishment Giant Bomb. This of course means that I am going to have to update my alphabet list but that is a small price to pay to restoring the sanctity of hamburgers. Good luck and have Batman Giant Bomb...have as much Batman as you want.

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#1 Posted by ZombiePie (4798 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

As many of you may have remember anime has been making great progress in its invasion of Giant Bomb. So much so that a Naruto character was able to topple the hamburger object page from the top search result for the letter "h" in the Giant Bomb search engine. So when you typed the letter "h" into the search this is what you were greeted to...hideous I know:

There was much mourning when this happened and a remedy was vowed to organized as soon as possible. I don't know how it happened, but I'm very happy to present the Giant Bomb community with this image:

And there was no anime in sight to challenge the superiority of the hamburger object page. This is indeed an accomplishment Giant Bomb. This of course means that I am going to have to update my alphabet list but that is a small price to pay to restoring the sanctity of hamburgers. Good luck and have Batman Giant Bomb...have as much Batman as you want.

Moderator

#2 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8670 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Fuck, now I'm hungry.

Thanks.

#3 Posted by danimal_furry (1393 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

That's silly. Everyone knows Hot Dog should be first.

#4 Posted by GlenTennis (3128 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

I'm happy and all but this is a little too suspicious. The former #1 "H" now doesn't evenshow up if you type "Har?"
Shenanigans, but I'm not complaining.

#5 Posted by supermike6 (3502 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

The next step is to get Batman to come up when you search "B".

#6 Posted by FCKSNAP (2294 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

infamous? What alias for infamous starts with "h"?

Whatever let's cheer on dear old Hamburger anyway!

#7 Edited by Skald (4366 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Uh, OK. I like burgers.

#8 Posted by Butano (1411 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Anime is for jerks.

#9 Posted by I_smell (3843 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

ANIME IS FOR JERKS! LONG LIVE HAMBURGERS!!!
@danimal_furry said:

" That's silly. Everyone knows Hot Dog should be first. "

Hot Dog should be the first result under D.

#10 Posted by MarkWahlberg (3960 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

I like how there's not actually an 'H' in inFamous or Dead Space: Extraction.

As goes the anime, so goes our understanding of the english language.

#11 Posted by Animasta (12785 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

That anime IS for jerks so hooray for hamburgers!
even if I don't like em

#12 Edited by IBurningStar (2003 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@I_smell said:

" ANIME IS FOR JERKS! LONG LIVE HAMBURGERS!!!
@danimal_furry
said:
" That's silly. Everyone knows Hot Dog should be first. "
Hot Dog should be the first result under D. "

Don't you mean durger? Durger should be the first result under D. Why the site continues to link you to hot dogs when you search "durger" is beyond me. Everyone knows durger is the superior name!

#13 Posted by eroticfishcake (7745 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@MarkWahlberg: @Snapstacle: inFAMOUS has an alias under the name of "True Hero" whilst Dead Space has "Dead Space HD" (which came with the PS3 version of Dead Space 2) which probably explains why it pops up there.

#14 Posted by RecSpec (3066 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

I find it weird that the old number one completely bottomed out...but whatever I guess.

HinFamous? lol,

#15 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4055 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Get over yourselves. WAHHH I DON'T LIKE ANIME BUT I SEE IT IN THIS SCENARIO THAT NEVER HAPPENS.

Do you know how pathetic you sound?

#16 Posted by BeachThunder (8918 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Wait, how does the search tool work anyway? It always seems to list strange, inappropriate things before it lists the page I'm actually looking for.

#17 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

WTF? Why is hamburgers so fuckin popular? Especially as popular as Starcraft. Or infamous. Or even Halo 3 for that matter. I don't know, but I'm calling shenanigans.

#18 Posted by Video_Game_King (29349 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Keep in mind that I told you about that. Go back and check your wall. I DEMAND CREDIT, FOR I AM THE KING :P!!!

#19 Posted by Hailinel (18147 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@Butano said:

" Anime is for jerks. "

#20 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6237 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

lol at people not getting it.

#21 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@Hailinel: That picture is perfect for the caption

#22 Posted by Nixtwix (43 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@IBurningStar: Do the skit!

#23 Posted by dvdhaus (344 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

I like the fact that 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors is fourth on that list. Great game

#24 Posted by Enigma777 (5973 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Time to start searching for Sakura. The burger shall be overthrown!!!!

#25 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@Hailinel said:

" @Butano said:
" Anime is for jerks. "

It's not fucking funny anymore.
"

what is that creature .. ?
it looks like a human, but then again..

#26 Posted by Zimbo (874 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

" @Hailinel said:

" @Butano said:

" Anime is for jerks. "

It's not fucking funny anymore.
"

#27 Posted by Gill (130 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@Ahmad_Metallic said:

" @Hailinel said:
" @Butano said:
" Anime is for jerks. "

It's not fucking funny anymore.
"
what is that creature .. ? it looks like a human, but then again.. "

Actually it's a

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

Valkyrur

#28 Posted by Agent47 (1889 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@Hailinel: Sorry brah but that classic will always be funny, and congrats GB!Hamburgerz Fur dis WINZ!

#29 Posted by Undeadpool (4514 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Long live the deliciousness!

#30 Posted by pwnasaurus (1286 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@Hailinel: you just look like a jerk posting that.

#31 Posted by ThatFrood (3254 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

YES! EXCELLENT.
Now to get it back on the popular boards list!

#32 Posted by Gabriel (4035 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Thank God.

#33 Posted by Enigma777 (5973 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@Ahmad_Metallic said:

what is that creature .. ? it looks like a human, but then again.. "

It's called a girl. You may not be familiar with them, but they are known to make sandwiches and nag. Mostly nag.

#34 Posted by McGhee (5353 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US. FOR WE ARE LEGION.

#35 Posted by keyhunter (3207 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@Hailinel said:

" @Butano said:
" Anime is for jerks. "

It's not fucking funny anymore.
"

Says jerks!

#36 Posted by Sweep (8113 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

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#37 Posted by ArbitraryWater (8995 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

The natural order has been restored. No longer will the obligatory female character from a shonen anime clutter up our search bars. Besides, if you wanted creepy voyueristic fan art of female anime characters (making the assumption that that is what people are searching for), isn't there another Whiskey Media site for that?

#38 Posted by I_smell (3843 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

"Anime is for jerks" isn't even anything to do with Jeff.

It's about anime being for jerks.

#39 Edited by Neonie (178 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@I_smell said:

" It's about anime being for jerks. "

#40 Posted by Mikemcn (6791 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@Hailinel: I find it to be hilarious.

but when Starcraft II: Heart of The swarm comes out, theres no way Hamburger can hold the line, im sorry.

#41 Posted by animateria (3250 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

@I_smell said:

" "Anime is for jerks" isn't even anything to do with Jeff. It's about anime being for jerks. "

Pretty much.

I'm a total jerk.

I watch anime.

#42 Posted by MonetaryDread (1459 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

I don't get it? Why is hamburger more important than a character from a videogame?

#43 Posted by Gamer_152 (13257 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

I knew we could do it guys, great work.

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#44 Posted by Azteck (7330 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

I am proud of you, gentlemen.

#45 Posted by Turambar (5729 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

I don't get it but, ok?

#46 Edited by Vager (1645 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Does this finally concluded that Hamburgers are indeed sandwiches?

For people who don't get it:
The first thread on Giant Bomb was a debate about hamburgers being sandwiches.
The hamburger forum was one of the most popular boards in GB for a really long time and it became the first Giant Bomb Meme.

#47 Posted by Little_Socrates (5440 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Huzzah!

#48 Posted by JJWeatherman (13876 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

Thank effing god. Anime is for JERKS!

I kid... kinda.

#49 Posted by Afroman269 (7388 posts) - 2 years, 3 months ago

I can finally sleep easy.

Hamburger

A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

@danimal_furry

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