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    Jeff Gerstmann

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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    If Jeff Gerstmann walked into your house, what would you do?

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    GamingReligion

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    #51  Edited By GamingReligion

    Cuddle time

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    #52  Edited By Dalai

    I would talk about Giant Bomb's creepy obsession with him.

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    #54  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    I would ask him to leave before my parents started asking strange questions. But before that I would give him a high five and ask him to accept my friend invite on Xbox Live.

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    #55  Edited By crusader8463
    @AZ123 said:
    " I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us. "
    Depends. Is he wearing any pants when he does this? If so then probably stare blankly at him for a while then ask how can i help you. If not..probably the same thing only a longer confused stare.
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    #56  Edited By Osphere

    Hope he brought his SF4 fightstick, cuz it'd be go time!

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    #57  Edited By Psyx2

    Make hamburgers.

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    #58  Edited By Seraphim2150

    Give him a beer, ask him for a few pointers on games journalism and playing burnout and then force him to gain achivements on Universe at War. Only a man like Jeff can withstand its terribleness

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    #59  Edited By apathylad

    Challenge him on Street Fighter IV I guess...than make him play a game he hates.

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    #60  Edited By JJOR64

    I would give him a beer and ask him if he would like to play some Street Fighter IV with me.

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    #61  Edited By Jerr

    Ask him if he wants to watch me play Kane and Lynch

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    #62  Edited By Spike94

    I'd completely spazz out. "DUDE, WHA, WHY, HOW- DUDE!!!!...Big fan, man! Love GiantBomb and what ya do and all that good stuff! So what's up man?" I'd also give him a big bro hug, as you said.
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    #63  Edited By MatthewMeadows

    I'd keep him hostage until he got my gamerscore up.

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    #64  Edited By guerrilla_mason

    What's with all these creepy what if questions? Kind of...well, creepy.  And I'd probably have to tell my vicious dachshunds to get off of him.

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    #65  Edited By r0k1ll

    run around in circles, start sweating, then start dancing.

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    #66  Edited By Bald3rdash

    I'd turn to him and lock the door.  
     
    Well I'd actually ask what the fuck he's doing there and demand free review copies of games, otherwise....the door stays locked!

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    #67  Edited By yetiantics

    stare at him...wondering why hes in my house. as soon as he introduces himself to be non threatening? probably bro out and drink a kegger.
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    #68  Edited By Fallen189

    Tell him to get out.

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    #69  Edited By guiseppe

    Ask him what he's doing there and then get him a beer.

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    #70  Edited By HairyMike87
    @AZ123: Ask him if he wanted to play some games.
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    I'd probably snort some cocaine off of his stomach and proceed with a Requiem for a Dream ass-to-ass

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    #72  Edited By sfighter21

    Play some gamecube and maybe bro out....
     
    NEVER gonna happen...

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    #73  Edited By breadfan

    Challenge him to, Mortal Kombat!

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    #74  Edited By StarFoxA

    I would wonder how he got into my house.

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    #75  Edited By Matfei90
    @AZ123 said:
    " I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us. "
    This. Then go for a bottlo-run to get us some beers.
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    #76  Edited By C0V3RT

    Play some Kane and Lynch.
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    #77  Edited By Colin

    @Tallica9000 said:

    "Ask him if he wants to watch me play Kane and Lynch "


     

    Oh snap!
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    #78  Edited By LordAndrew
    @Dalai said:
    " I would talk about Giant Bomb's creepy obsession with him. "
    But Jeff Gerstmann is obviously a god. What are we supposed to do if we're not constantly worshipping the Gerst-Man?
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    #79  Edited By bed

    hand him a beer and play some kane and lynch 

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    #80  Edited By Bigandtasty

    Beg him...
     
    for a job at g-bomb

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    #81  Edited By copycatzen

    I would be undecieded either if punch him in the stomach or shake his hand.... probably would do both... and then... run away...
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    #82  Edited By Rain_1

    I'd say "Hello, what the hell you're doing in my house? "

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    #83  Edited By vasta_narada
    @copycatzen said:
    " I would be undecieded either if punch him in the stomach or shake his hand.... probably would do both... and then... run away... "
    ...Because he's probably got dudes. Jeff seems like the kind of guy to have been punched in the stomach. /bombcast reference
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    #84  Edited By LiquidPrince

    Game with him. What else?

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    Street Fighter! Teach me?

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    #86  Edited By harrisonave

    "How the fuck you get in my  house, man?"
     
    Something like that.

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    #87  Edited By Zajtalan

    invite him and the giantbomb crew to disneyland

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    #88  Edited By Player1

    party.

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    #89  Edited By InFamous91

    ask him if he want to play 50 Cent: Blood On the Sand with me....why not lol

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    #90  Edited By Godwind

    I can't say since the mods would ban me if I said what I would do.

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    #91  Edited By jeffgoldblum

    @Al3xand3r said:

    " 0:44, and also 1:07

    "
    What movie is this?
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    #92  Edited By gordoa

    Breaking copies of Kane & Lynch together.

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    #93  Edited By jeffgoldblum

    We would /dance together on a rooftop until the world ended.

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    #94  Edited By bigsmoke77

    Jeff Gerstmann walked into my house, and I jizzed in my pants. Sega made a good Sonic game, and  I jizzed in my pants. The Wii is actually respected as console,  and I jizzed in my pants.      
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    #95  Edited By gimmysumcowbel

    damn dude i dont even know.  hopefully he would hang around for a while though
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    #96  Edited By AuthenticM

    Offer him some juice and sandwhich.

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    #97  Edited By the8bitNacho

    I'd probably just act like nothing was out of the ordinary.
     
    The cups are in the left-most cabinet Jeff.

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    #98  Edited By NintenDood

    I don't think I could do anything, because my head would've already exploded from the massive quantities of AWESOME in the house.

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    #99  Edited By Themanohall

    Knock him out and steal his credit card.

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    #100  Edited By LiquidPrince
    @Tallica9000 said:
    " Ask him if he wants to watch me play Kane and Lynch "
    Boo. Poor form... Poor form.

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