Cuddle time
Jeff Gerstmann
Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.
If Jeff Gerstmann walked into your house, what would you do?
I would ask him to leave before my parents started asking strange questions. But before that I would give him a high five and ask him to accept my friend invite on Xbox Live.
" I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us. "Depends. Is he wearing any pants when he does this? If so then probably stare blankly at him for a while then ask how can i help you. If not..probably the same thing only a longer confused stare.
Give him a beer, ask him for a few pointers on games journalism and playing burnout and then force him to gain achivements on Universe at War. Only a man like Jeff can withstand its terribleness
What's with all these creepy what if questions? Kind of...well, creepy. And I'd probably have to tell my vicious dachshunds to get off of him.
I'd turn to him and lock the door.
Well I'd actually ask what the fuck he's doing there and demand free review copies of games, otherwise....the door stays locked!
stare at him...wondering why hes in my house. as soon as he introduces himself to be non threatening? probably bro out and drink a kegger.
I'd probably snort some cocaine off of his stomach and proceed with a Requiem for a Dream ass-to-ass
" I would talk about Giant Bomb's creepy obsession with him. "But Jeff Gerstmann is obviously a god. What are we supposed to do if we're not constantly worshipping the Gerst-Man?
I would be undecieded either if punch him in the stomach or shake his hand.... probably would do both... and then... run away...
" I would be undecieded either if punch him in the stomach or shake his hand.... probably would do both... and then... run away... "...Because he's probably got dudes. Jeff seems like the kind of guy to have been punched in the stomach. /bombcast reference
Jeff Gerstmann walked into my house, and I jizzed in my pants. Sega made a good Sonic game, and I jizzed in my pants. The Wii is actually respected as console, and I jizzed in my pants.
I'd probably just act like nothing was out of the ordinary.
The cups are in the left-most cabinet Jeff.
I don't think I could do anything, because my head would've already exploded from the massive quantities of AWESOME in the house.
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