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    Jeff Gerstmann

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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    If Jeff Gerstmann walked into your house, what would you do?

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    #101  Edited By Gav47
    @TheMustacheHero said:

    " I would probably be like, Use the door. "

     http://www.instantrimshot.com/
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    #102  Edited By MeierTheRed

    I would ask him if he knew how many creepy threads are made about him on Giantbomb, and then i would tell him thats its rude to just walk into peoples houses without asking if he is allowed to come in.

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    #103  Edited By hamlaser

    tell him to get the fuck out and stop eying my refrigerator.

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    #104  Edited By jakob187

    What any human with half a brain would do:  tell their dog to attack the intruder.

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    #105  Edited By FlipperDesert
    @Dalai said:
    " I would talk about Giant Bomb's creepy obsession with him. "
    You mean you don't have a picture of the Giant Bomb crew with you copy-pasted into the background as well? I thought everyone did. :(
     
    I would probably call the police, he's cool but breaking into someone's house is not. Especially flying across the Atlantic just to do so.
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    #106  Edited By evilalbertanconservative

    Uhh.. hide my liquor.  Isn't that obvious?

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    #107  Edited By Griddler

    Would ask for a job at GB :D

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    #108  Edited By Pkshields

    Blow his mind.

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    #109  Edited By AZ123

    I would ask him if he would start liking Dragon Ball Z if the next game that came out was called, Dragon Ball Z:GerstLimit

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    #110  Edited By TwoOneFive
    well i'd probably have to explain how sorry i am for my dog for biting him in the neck for being a stranger and just walking right into my house. Then I'd offer him a beer and let him kick my ass in a fighitng game like ssf 2 hd to make him feel better. then i'd probably have to buy him a cheesesteak (Steve's Prince of Steaks of course, only the best!) for beating me. 
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    #111  Edited By Pibo47

    I'd be like...whoa man.

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    #112  Edited By Akeldama
    @demonbear said:
    " He'd probably be naked with NVGs on and it would bee by night, so I wouldn't see him. Stalkin' Jeff "
    win
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    #113  Edited By DarkGamerOO7

    I would yell: YO JEFF YOU WANT A VITAMIN WATER?

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    #114  Edited By imayellowfellow

    id tell him to get out of my house, random much?

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    #115  Edited By Fiveoutafive

    VODKA GET!

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    #116  Edited By JackiJinx

    Wake up and slowly rock myself as I clutch my knees, as I always do.

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    #117  Edited By TheMasterDS

    I would spend time with Jeff.

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    #118  Edited By Butchio

    if he managed to land at my door which is in Belfast, Ireland, then he must hav had a crazy fucked up nite the nite before

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    #119  Edited By stokerd

    Wow, what an excellent question. Give him a drink and ask him to join us for dinner. Steak and shrimp on the grill....mmmmmm

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    #120  Edited By Willy105

    I would slam the door.

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    #121  Edited By Jerr
    @Colin:  Haha I'm just joking around, I love Jeff I would probably make him a home cooked meal with some red wine
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    #122  Edited By PJ

    I would kick his ass and ask why the hell he walks into ppl houses like that.
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    #123  Edited By deactivated-5f8ac39b52e76

    I would swiftly steal his night vision goggles and leave him standing there, perplexed and naked.

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    #124  Edited By vilhelmnielsen
    1. Offer wine with roofies.
    2. Rape.
    3. ????
    4. PROFIT!
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    #125  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    I'd say hi, ask him why he was in my house, offer him something to eat and drink and then break off into a long conversation about video games and how awesome he is.

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    #126  Edited By KillaMaStA

    I would be very surprised at how he got here, then I would probably call the police.

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    #127  Edited By AutomaticSnake

    i'll show the him my games and my set up.. and i guess play some games....

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    #128  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

    Probably show him my reviews and wiki edits.
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    #129  Edited By Jambones
    @atomic_dumpling said:
    " I would swiftly steal his night vision goggles and leave him standing there, perplexed and naked. "
    Wait... what? I suggest revising this statement.
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    #130  Edited By demontium
    @AZ123: give him a cow sandwich of course.
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    #131  Edited By ElectricBoogaloo

    Play a bass solo.

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    #132  Edited By MrKlorox

    I would start a creepy fan thread

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    #133  Edited By natetodamax

    Give him some Doritos and ask if he wanted to bro out

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    #134  Edited By mikemcn
    @Pie said:
    "Remove pants "
    That disturbs me a little 
     
    and i'd see if i could beat him in COD
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    #135  Edited By Metroid545

    ask how the fuck he got in than probably have a drink with him than send him on his merry little way

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    #136  Edited By JonathanMoore

    Tell him how much I like the Website truthfully.

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    #137  Edited By Scyllz

    put on pants.

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    #138  Edited By skrutop

    Tickle fight.  And I would win.

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    #139  Edited By BrainSpecialist

    I'd call him Jeff Gerstmann.

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    #140  Edited By deactivated-587815b1c9354

    ask him if he wants to play some vidja games.......duhhhhhhh

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    #141  Edited By regularassmilk

    I would shit my pants.

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    #142  Edited By OrangeLadBoy

    Offer him a beer.

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    #143  Edited By RiddleBrother

    I would remind him that he's not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school. (I live next to one).

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    #144  Edited By skippyscissors

    Kiss his feet.

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    #145  Edited By deactivated-5b04117c9080d

    I would make him watch all four fast and the furious movies in a row with me lol

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    #146  Edited By Dan_CiTi

    Probably play some fighting games with him, get my ass handed to me.

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    #147  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    you guys are siK

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    #148  Edited By Azteck

    I would most likely shake his hand and tell him to gtfo. I like the guy, but that's way creepy.

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    #149  Edited By Phished0ne

    i would tell him i was just about to head to the bar, then i would explain to him that this bar has over 600 beers..and also filet migon...i would like to think he would join me  

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    #150  Edited By indigo_man

    I would beat him to death and stuff him with steriod pills to celebrate my victory. im that kool.
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