If Jeff Gerstmann walked into your house, what would you do?

#1 Posted by AZ123 (163 posts) -

I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us.

#2 Posted by Jimbo (10111 posts) -

Tell him to be more careful.

#3 Edited by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -

I would probably be like, Use the door.

#4 Posted by Out_On_Bail (1549 posts) -

I'd kick him the hell out for not knocking, then think about calling the cops.

#5 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

nothing because I wouldn't be at home, zing!

#6 Posted by Two (54 posts) -

Challenge him to a friendly game of Blitz (whichever version he decides.)

#7 Posted by Stang (4726 posts) -

Ask him how the fuck he managed to get in. Pepper spray might be involved.

#8 Edited by buzz_clik (7054 posts) -

It depends on what I was in the middle of doing. If I was cooking dinner, I'd be friendly and set another place. If I was busy watching Young Buns 3, however...

#9 Posted by Pie (7119 posts) -

Remove pants

#10 Posted by mikevanpwn (401 posts) -

I would show him this thread.

#11 Posted by MattyFTM (14455 posts) -

I'd throw him out of the window, and go skateboarding down the street on his corpse, because I would instantly know it was a dream and decide to have some fun with it.

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#12 Posted by demonbear (1881 posts) -

He'd probably be naked with NVGs on and it would bee by night, so I wouldn't see him. Stalkin' Jeff

#13 Edited by mordukai (7228 posts) -

I would ask him how much do I owe him for the pizzas... Insert Rimshot Here...JK.
In all seriousness I would ask him WTF is he doing in this crappy town.

#14 Edited by Al3xand3r (7574 posts) -

0:44, and also 1:07

#15 Posted by Mowgers (393 posts) -

Ask him how much he gets paid so he can fly all the way from the West Coast to England to perform random home invasions on a whim. I guess then he'd see I don't own a copy of SF4, or KOF, or MK or anything like that and probably leave. I'm British, so naturally I'd be honour bound to offer him a cup of tea regardless.

#16 Posted by Metal_Mills (3061 posts) -

Force him to watch all 3 extended Lord of the Rings seeing as he has never seen them.

#17 Posted by gingertastic_10 (4141 posts) -

Ask him why the fuck he was in Indiana. And then probably pass out.

#18 Posted by Teptom (2047 posts) -

Wonder how drunk he has to be to end up in Indiana and at my front door.

#19 Edited by CoolDrMoney (1978 posts) -

I'd probably play some Rock Band with him, maybe put in a round of NFL Blitz to test my skills against the legend, and then drive him over to Cambridge and drop him off at Harmonix so Alex can pick him up.

#20 Posted by Kaido (249 posts) -


#21 Posted by jonsnow007 (83 posts) -
@Kaido said:
" Rape. "
Yep, there will be some sex involved that's for sure and I would prefer that he didn't play nice.
#22 Posted by KuroXai (84 posts) -


#23 Posted by NukeSpoon (530 posts) -

Offer him a cup of tea.

#24 Edited by Sharpshooter (895 posts) -

I'd check him for head injuries and ask him if he saw the faces of the people who knocked him out and dropped him off in Ballyfermot (thats in Dublin, Ireland in case you don't know)

#25 Edited by jNerd (2008 posts) -

Grab two shot-glasses, my mason jar full of blueberry moonshine & light up a blunt. 
Then ask what game he wanted to get down on.
I'd probably ask for a few matches of Marvel vs Capcom 2 tbh.

#26 Posted by DeadMan (155 posts) -

He would probably be dead, theres plenty of guns in my house so I would suggest knocking on the door first.

#27 Posted by iAmJohn (6150 posts) -

Say "dude, why are you in my house?"

#28 Posted by Matthew (1918 posts) -

Immediatly take him to the greasiest burger joint in town (Awful Awful), then head to the Japanese food market and get some crazy beverages, then have a rap off in the back yard with the whole of the city watching and waiting to see how the fate of RENO is decided.......

#29 Posted by DreDavis (37 posts) -

Well, I would probably run for my life.

#30 Posted by CitizenJP (1091 posts) -

Throw him a sword and challenge him to a duel.

#31 Posted by Mikl (157 posts) -

Ok I was fine with the best laugh thread but this is seriously getting creepy
#32 Posted by zyn (2591 posts) -

I would say, "Dude, you okay?  This is the UK and, err... wait, it's been a long trip.  I'll get you a beer!"

#33 Edited by Demo (263 posts) -

Tickle him.
Then fill the bathtub with videogamey stuff to rub on our naked bodies.

#34 Posted by ArclightBorealis (1563 posts) -

Well, first I'd get him a coat, because obviously he'd be freezing up here (well, not right now, but in a few months it will).  
Then I'd show him what little games I own and then we'd both buy some to help increase my library, play some, get bored, and then he'd leave. 
Unless of course, he brought his own stuff games and all, otherwise, yeah I'd let him in.

#35 Posted by Ginger_Avenger (193 posts) -

Jump in his arms Scooby Doo Style, and then go and get us some sparkling wine.

#36 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

Tell him that the homeless shelter is just around the corner.

#37 Posted by Doubt (329 posts) -

Suplex him

#38 Posted by bshirk (330 posts) -

Challenge him to a freestyle rap battle.

#39 Posted by Demo (263 posts) -
@Ginger_Avenger said:
" Jump in his arms Scooby Doo Style, and then go and get us some sparkling wine. "
That wins my friend.
#40 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

take off my pants.

#41 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

Say hello.

#42 Posted by Djstyles92 (953 posts) -

take my pants off and get some pancakes and syrupp

#43 Posted by Cerza (1653 posts) -

I'd give him a handshake and get him a beer.

#44 Posted by Karn (690 posts) -

I'll scream "WAIT YOUR TURN" and tell him to get out.

#45 Posted by TheGremp (2064 posts) -

I would say, "Dude, YES."

#46 Posted by lilarchie232 (728 posts) -


#47 Posted by Th3_James (2579 posts) -

i would say hey, then offer him a cold beverage or a tasty snack....i pride myself on being a good hostess

#48 Posted by Gargantuan (1887 posts) -

I'd ask him what he's doing in a small village in northern Sweden and then give him some Djungelvrål.

#49 Posted by Death_Unicorn (2838 posts) -


#50 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) -

He probably bashed his head on the wall/door/window so I'd give him a plaster, then be all like NOWAY YOU'RE FAMOUS...
See if he wanted to play some Kane and Lynch or something...

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