I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us.
Jeff Gerstmann
Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.
If Jeff Gerstmann walked into your house, what would you do?
Ask him how much he gets paid so he can fly all the way from the West Coast to England to perform random home invasions on a whim. I guess then he'd see I don't own a copy of SF4, or KOF, or MK or anything like that and probably leave. I'm British, so naturally I'd be honour bound to offer him a cup of tea regardless.
I'd probably play some Rock Band with him, maybe put in a round of NFL Blitz to test my skills against the legend, and then drive him over to Cambridge and drop him off at Harmonix so Alex can pick him up.
" Rape. "Yep, there will be some sex involved that's for sure and I would prefer that he didn't play nice.
I'd check him for head injuries and ask him if he saw the faces of the people who knocked him out and dropped him off in Ballyfermot (thats in Dublin, Ireland in case you don't know)
Well, first I'd get him a coat, because obviously he'd be freezing up here (well, not right now, but in a few months it will).
Then I'd show him what little games I own and then we'd both buy some to help increase my library, play some, get bored, and then he'd leave.
Unless of course, he brought his own stuff games and all, otherwise, yeah I'd let him in.
I'd ask him what he's doing in a small village in northern Sweden and then give him some Djungelvrål.
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