How does Kinect make you feel?

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#1 Posted by Sweep (8872 posts) -

Today Mr Klepek posted this tweet:

Which, for reasons I can't quite explain, cracked me the fuck up.

I immediately set about creating my own alternatives:

And finally, perhaps my favourite:

So Giant Bomb? How does Kinect make you feel?

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#2 Posted by laserbolts (5324 posts) -

It makes me feel pity for those that bought it.

#3 Posted by Twitchey (865 posts) -

I'm no Darth Vader, but Star Wars with Kinect makes me feel like a Jedi

#4 Posted by Sweep (8872 posts) -

@laserbolts said:

It makes me feel pity for those that bought it.

Yeah, I should have seen that coming -______-

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#5 Posted by Soapy86 (2623 posts) -

I'm no Commander Shepard, but Mass Effect 3 is my favorite game on the Kinect.
#6 Posted by Hailinel (24977 posts) -

I'm no engineer, but Fable: The Journey with Kinect makes me feel like I'm on rails.

#7 Posted by ThePickle (4184 posts) -

I'm no lightsaber, but Star Wars with Kinect makes me feel on.

#8 Posted by Driadon (2998 posts) -

I'm no dancer, but Dance Central with the Kinect makes me feel like Suge "The Devil" Knight.

#9 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (2011 posts) -
I'm no wizard, but Skyrim on the Kinect looks fucked up. 
 
@Soapy86 said:
I'm no Commander Shepard, but Mass Effect 3 is my favorite game on the Kinect.
This is difficult. This just might have "/thread"'d  this thread. 
#10 Edited by Gumby (229 posts) -

I'm no kid but the Kinect makes me FIST BUMP!
 
Might aswell get the E3 jokes out of the way immediately, right?

#11 Edited by ninjalegend (436 posts) -

Playing with connect makes me feel like playing something else.
(edit: Looked up child of eden with connect, and it looks like it may actually fit the controls, not feel forced.)

#12 Edited by laserbolts (5324 posts) -

@Sweep

@laserbolts said:

It makes me feel pity for those that bought it.

Yeah, I should have seen that coming -______-

Sorry not trying to troll I seriously feel bad for those that bought it thinking that they would put out some games for it.

#13 Posted by Beforet (2922 posts) -

I'm no Jeremy, but Medieval Moves: Deadmund’s Quest on Kinect makes me feel like I'm doing a great job.

#14 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -

I can't believe that Child of Eden is making me want to get a kinect.

#15 Posted by mrangryface (775 posts) -

Child of Eden + Kinect is win. I also like the audio commands for Netflix- not saying those things pay for the unit- just sayin I like those things.

#16 Edited by John1912 (1892 posts) -

I find it funny Rapelay is so well known It gets alot of jokes for a game I assume 99% of ppl havent played...

#17 Posted by GuyIncognito (445 posts) -

I'm no derp, but derpy derpy doo.
 
I'm no Pacman, but playing Pacman makes me feel like Pacman. 
 
I'm no ordnance expert, but playing Bomberman makes me feel like Sergeant First Class William James.

#18 Edited by Surkov (992 posts) -

I'm no jockey, but Kinect makes me feel like I'm exchanging pleasantries with a horse. 

#19 Posted by DystopiaX (5320 posts) -

The aretha franklin one was the best. For some reason I just started cracking up

#20 Posted by benpicko (2010 posts) -
@Hailinel said:

I'm no engineer, but Fable: The Journey with Kinect makes me feel like I'm on rails.

Holy fuck. THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
#21 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

I'm no Tom Calancy but Future Soldier with Kinect makes me feel like Diana Ross.

#22 Posted by niamahai (1405 posts) -

@SeriouslyNow said:

I'm no Tom Calancy but Future Soldier with Kinect makes me feel like Diana Ross.

explain yo'self Tom CAlancy.

#23 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

@niamahai said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

I'm no Tom Calancy but Future Soldier with Kinect makes me feel like Diana Ross.

explain yo'self Tom CAlancy.

#24 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) -

@Hailinel said:

I'm no engineer, but Fable: The Journey with Kinect makes me feel like I'm on rails.

I'm not Peter Molyneux but Fable: The Journey on Kinect makes me feel like I'm on a guided journey.

#25 Posted by Sjupp (1910 posts) -

I actually AM a Microsoft PR Manager and Giant Bomb with Sweep has made me a million bucks.

No I'm totally not but this thing has potential.

#26 Posted by PerryVandell (2103 posts) -

Indifferent. I don't have a Kinect, but I haven't been impressed with what I've seen so far.

#27 Posted by MattyFTM (14394 posts) -

I'm no drug addict, but Pac Man with Kinect makes me feel like a pill popper.

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#28 Posted by UnderWing (30 posts) -

I'm no idiot in front of a green screen, but everything on Kinect makes me feel like a Giant Bomb staffer.

#29 Posted by SMTDante89 (2582 posts) -

I'm no FBI Agent, but my coffee warned me about the Kinect. Isn't that right, Zach?

#30 Posted by UnderWing (30 posts) -

I'm no Ice-T on Twitter, but playing Red Dead Redemption on Kinect makes me really feel like I could ride a horse.

#31 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

I have no feelings on it. The closest I can come is that I'll never play it, but that's more due to an aversion to looking at myself than a hatred of Kinect.

#32 Posted by Sweep (8872 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: Way to completely not read any of the thread.

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#33 Posted by I_smell (3924 posts) -

I'm no Kinect, but playing Kinect makes me feel like I am the controller.

#34 Posted by EuanDewar (4971 posts) -

I'm no disgraced former cop, but playing Condemned on Kinect makes me feel like a hobo with shit in my hair.

#35 Posted by WiFiPirate (143 posts) -

I'm not Batman but Kinect + Arkam City makes me feel like Batman Batman Batman.

#36 Posted by ThePurpleWall (45 posts) -

I'm no film director, but blowing shit up last night made me feel like Michael Bay.

#37 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) -

I'm no Kinect but playing with myself makes me feel dirty and ashamed.

#38 Posted by I_smell (3924 posts) -

I'm not a police detective, but playing LA Noire on Kinect makes me feel like cheating on my wife :(

#39 Posted by Sayishere (1840 posts) -

Lightsaber on.

#40 Posted by I_smell (3924 posts) -

I'm not a police detective, but playing LA Noire on Kinect makes me feel like taking a shitload of millitary surplus morphine and falling over dead.

#41 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

I'm no Mr. Caffeine, but DOODLEE DOODLEE DOODLEE DOODLEE DOO.

#42 Posted by Toxin066 (3292 posts) -

I'm no Al Qaeda member, but Red Faction: Guerilla on kinect makes me feel like a terrorist.

#43 Posted by ThePurpleWall (45 posts) -
@xobballox: Ah, that one got me laughing. Well done, sir!
#44 Posted by Ramone (2972 posts) -

I'm no homosexual but Brad's voice gives me an instant erection.

#45 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -
@Sweep
 
What? Do you just want me to make a joke? You asked me how I felt about Kinect, and I opened up. This is the exact reason why emotions are socially frowned upon on the Moon.
#46 Posted by warxsnake (2650 posts) -

I'm no GunSmith, but Ghost Recon weapon modification with Kinect is kinda hit and miss. 

#47 Posted by coakroach (2491 posts) -

I'm no Xbox Live employee, but the certification system on the kinect makes me sack up

#48 Posted by Gamer_152 (14081 posts) -

I'm no Aperture CEO but Portal 2 with Kinect makes me feel like getting my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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#49 Posted by mracoon (4972 posts) -

I'm no Scorpion, but Mortal Kombat with Kinect makes me feel like getting over here.

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#50 Posted by RobotHamster (4172 posts) -

I'm no wizard, but games with kinect makes me think that looks fucked up.

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