Oh, where to begin?
1) One time at school, a mate and I was doing the "Fill your closed hand with lighter-gas, then light it for half a second of amusement". I thought we could evolve the trick, so I closed both my hands, my friend filled them both with lighter-gas for maybe a minute, lit it... both my sleeves caught fire and a fireball the size of my head came out. we managed to stop it in about three seconds, but damn, hell of a scary moment.
2) Was driving my bike downhill, going.... wicked fast, saw a girl I quite fancy walking on the other side, so I kept my eyes on her. I did not notice the open loadingdoor for a pub that was about... 1 and 1/2 meters up. Slammed into the door, the bike kept driving, I was left behind. Two broken ribs!
3) once in class, I was boring my ass off and decided to do something. Then the teacher drew this stickfigure with a clever smirk on it's face. So I sat there, pretending it was annoying the hell out of me, mumbling something about "asshole stick-man" loud enough so that my classmates would pay attention to me. Then I stood up, moved away from my desk and ran straight for it yelling "STOP MOCKING MEEEEEE!", smashed into the blackboard, fell on my back, stood up, pointed at him in a threatening manner, then went back to my seat. People didn't talk to me for days.
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