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#1  Edited By Fajita_Jim

I divorced my wife in 2002 after finding her cheating on me. I don't put up with that shit. 

I'm from the US and she's Canadian, and after we married I let her talk me into moving to Canada. I bought a house up there, started a business and everything. Even though she's the one who cheated, and admits in, in Canadian Family Court that doesn't matter, she's still entitled to half of everything and even alimony for the rest of her/my life.
 
Had I stayed in Canada, anyway.  :) 
 
I just can't ever go back to Canada as I may be arrested for defying court order to pay her alimony. The US won't extradite over that shit. :)
 
She had to sell the house, move back in with her parents and get a job when she finally realized she wasn't going to see a damn penny from me.
 
Yeah, it wasn't an amicable divorce. That's how it goes when I walk in to find some strange man sleeping in MY BED with MY WIFE. Fuck him, and fuck her.

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Fire Flower. I mean...right?
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#3  Edited By Fajita_Jim

I love summer nights, spring mornings and fall afternoons.
Winter can go take a flying fuck...

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Watership Down
Dragons Egg (it's hard core sci-fi, not fantasy, and the only dragon is the constellation Draco)
Ringworld
1984
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Sometimes it takes a few seconds for the powder to catch, but I just keep my attacker occupied by donning my monocle and making this face right here:
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If they fail to perish thereafter, I just toss a few pence on the ground, bid them good day and whistle and jolly little tune as I trot away.
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#6  Edited By Fajita_Jim

I was working outside a UT (Tennessee, not Texas) game once as a teen and these two guys got into a fight. There were like a hundred people or so gathered around watching it, it seemed pretty brutal for minute there and yes there was blood. One was on top of the other beating him about the face pretty good, and then they both stood up and just started dancing.
 
Even when I think about it to this day I'm still all WTF?

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I've done a bit of writing in my time; poetry and A LOT of short stories. My poems are unusual in that I care little for rhymes and like to play more with cadence and rhythm, thus some of the odd breaks and formatting.
 
Then you get something like A Letter From Before where I just completely fuck with the line breaks to purposely cause the reader to halt and stutter through the piece.
 
12:00 AM EST seems like a good place to start since it has a nice rolling cadence that I really like. Reason is a short work because I was trying to be as succinct as possible and still get a point across. 
 
Foglife is just a mind-to-paper MINDFUCK. I was really depressed when I wrote it. On a Sidewalk is another short piece, I was just trying to convey as much emotion in as little space as possible.
 
Citadel Tree Village is simply reflecting on an LSD-filled summer, half blaming myself and half congratulating myself for having that experience. The breaks are hard and odd because that was my mental state at the time: start and stop. Seriously, I did a LOT of LSD in the summer of 1995. It took a while to recover mentally.
 
Opossum Nation was a letter to a friend on a napkin when she was going through some difficult life issues and we were having issues between the two of us.

These Words was the closing page in my notebook that contains all these (and others).
 
These were written during the same period in the mid-90's. I've been doing mostly short stories since then but I'd really like to get back into poetry at some point, I really enjoyed it. I've got a lot more, but the below are my personal favorites (that I care to share, anyway).
 

12:00 AM EST

Despite the rambling of the former (day)
and the dead-white star in the night sky
the mind trolls are digging their capybara tunnels
and the meadows ARE touched by spider-web dew
the last vigilant diurnal beast falls under the night
the trees melt into dark-mass form
and dreams roam freely in the false-light streets
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A Letter From Before

Do I appear closer
now? These words
were once visited
by my consciousness,
but now they stand
empty, until you
momentarily fill
their shell with
your presence.
Believe in me.
     Trust me.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Reason

The sorcerers in my head are restless
the imagery they conjure is virgin
and I must give marriage with my pen
 
 
 
 
 

Foglife

Look
The differences are minimal
I don't anger like you
I had my time in the shade
Let me out for a little while


Most times I'm just pleased to stare
Not that often the chance arises
Forget what I said before
I can't remember it anyway


I guess the thing that keeps me going is curiosity
What can I make or this or that?
Some say tomorrow never comes
I think it's just today only a little later


The hope people express is sickening
That conceded notion that life will become worthy of our attention
Has it ever?
Where am I in all this?


We all lay beneath heathen layers of filth
Hidden by our vile notions of sex and bleeding thoughts like words
Not even the remembrances of which we were disturb us now
We must be poor examples unto ourselves
 

 
 

On a sidewalk at 3:39am

(So cold, so dark, so alone, so afraid) *EXPIRES*
 
 
 
 
 

Citadel Tree Village


I perceived something
Other than what
was presented.
Was I wrong to
believe that what
I experienced was
real? Those were
the days of melting
time and cloud covered
mental images. Those
were the days when
I'd follow you if
you showed me
the way to
your place of
origin.
 
 
   


Opossum Nation

I think I missed the point
Yeah
I'm pretty sure I did
Gotta get past this static
That's receiving in my head
Said something's wrong with ya?
They told you too?
Come and sit beside me
And I'll decay with you

Buzz your frequency over to me, baby.
 
 
 
 

These Words

Words are beautiful clutter written on dead trees
all over the world
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#8  Edited By Fajita_Jim

The Milky Way is believed to be one of the oldest galaxies. If you can't find alien life here, it's unlikely it's there to be found. 

As far as my beliefs in alien life: undetermined. Just because we haven't found them doesn't mean they aren't there, but just because they may be there doesn't mean that they are.
 
I understand the math behind the probabilities and things such as the Drake Equation, but probability has never equated to certainty.

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#9  Edited By Fajita_Jim

Navi's such a sexy little mote.

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Look at that little slut. She wants it and you and I both know it.
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#10  Edited By Fajita_Jim

I'm still using the original Microsoft Force Feedback Pro. It's a wonderful stick. I've had it for 12 years and it still works just as well as it did the day I bought it.