AVGN's hate list
He plays the shitty games that suck ass so you don't have to.
This list is going to include all the games the Angry Video Game Nerd has reviewed, and inevitably hated! Enjoy.
Watch his videos at: http://cinemassacre.com/
He plays the shitty games that suck ass so you don't have to.
This list is going to include all the games the Angry Video Game Nerd has reviewed, and inevitably hated! Enjoy.
Watch his videos at: http://cinemassacre.com/
My, my. The nerd really hated this one. Maybe because it was part of such a good franchise and it turned out glitchy and too easy.
An actual unplayable game?
And apparently this gave the nerd nightmares due to its horrible difficulty and unplayability.
A NES game based on a movie, that's already bad enough.
With a very stupid isometric, nigh on impossible driving section the nerd raged out on this game.
Thing is, the Nerd loves TMNT, but he hates this game with every fibre in his body.
An impossibly hard game based on a movie... these games are getting worse and worse.
A game that could have just been an advert on T.V. to tell kids not to do drugs...
The name says it all!
AVGN's episode on Top Gun sees him saying ass 10 times a minute. He never could land on the aircraft carrier...
The Nerd actually like the first two, but this one he found infuriatingly hard and far too complex for a 'linear' fighting game.
It takes forever to get out of a room. And also to go right on the main map, you need to go left in game.
Far too hard, being awake means you're far too weak to move on. You need to fall asleep all the time...
The Nerd hated this because it was so unusable, you needed a different code for each game that supported it. Even then it didn't work. But hey, he actually landed on the mo-fo'ing aircraft carrier in Top Gun!
He hated this because the training was actually physically draining and it was nearly impossible to beat the third competitor.
The only good thing he found about this was the fact in had a small compartment where he could store his beer...
Took far too long to complete, too hard and had really nothing to do with the movie other than the final boss.
But he did like the one on the Sega Genesis... not too much though.
He did not like this one though, not at all.
To sum up AVGN's review, it was a load of crap. Spiderman said so himself on the video...
This system was supposed to extend the life of the Sega Genesis. The truth; it didn't work at all and didn't affect the life of the console at all.
-see Sega CD-
The game had far too much activity on screen, zero safe zones unlike most other 'bullet hells'.
Stupidly hard, far too cryptic and enemies spawned everywhere... even out of your ass!
It was just plain awful.
Yet another shitty game that sucked ass...
Controls were so bad it was impossible to do a run-jump...
Horrible bullet patterns, far too long. It was more an endurance test than a game.
That guy has a... err...ermm... chainsaw dick? Or a chainsaw the exact same colour as his overalls that he holds next to his crotch?
The box that the game came in was just a bit of masking tape and orange marker...
The Nerd absolutely loved the arcade version. He thought it was great, but when it came to the NES he loathed it. It was far too hard and too cryptic. Plus it had a horrible weapon pattern where the player's stones would be thrown over most enemies...
Based on a mediocre film, need I say more?
Based on a basketball player, need I say more?
Good movie, shitty game.
A very stupid idea. The stand did not work, the '3D' imagery gave people headaches, and caused a fair few seizures... oh and it only had like 13 games.
... need I say more?
Games were difficult to control, controller was stiff and unresponsive. Thank God there was another one! Right?
No, don't thank God, thank Satan. Nothing actually evolved since the first platform.
You needed two controllers to play this game! TWO!
The Nerd didn't actually hat this game, but he found out it was made by Satanists... watch the video to find out...
Far too complex to be figured out by a single human being...
Impossible, and the worst ending ever... 'ha-ha-ha!'
Everyone knows collected news on stocks and interviewing random members of the general public is much more fun than doing whatever Superman does.
Worst. Controls. EVER.
Was called Hell's Bells in Japan...
Too hard and the default number of players was two.
The Nerd liked the movie, but not the game.
He hated it...
Interesting concept, horrible execution...
Simply awful, some of the games were worse though...
It was so bad there's no wonder Zelda isn't a playable character anymore...
Oh dear God...
No pause, no safe zones, no fun...
Major hardware and software faults, often didn't even work when bought new! The one in the AVGN episode didn't even work.
Has some rear goob engrish rin it.
It was the first ever, EVER (that's right EVER!), game console but still it was God damned awful.
Welcome to die!
Based on an alright budget movie, but the curse of movie-based-video-games stops for no budget considerations.
This was not the time to introduce Luigi fully into the series...
Don't even ask.
He
hated
these
games
a lot!
Mario?
Terrible.
I did not like the films at all, but the Nerd did and he hated this game.
I feel sorry for who ever bought this.
Controls were far too obscure to work out and the intro scene was terribly long.
Did anyone else see all that futuristic stuff in 2010?
Zelda was supposedly based on this, but Zelda did a lot better.
'Ninja Guy-den? I have not heard that in a while. They always say Ninja Gay-den.'
Where is it?
Where did it go?
Why did it go?
Who cares?
Not me, but the Nerd kinda does.
So many pong consoles! We almost knew what number infinity actually was because of them...
It was actually 52 games, the Nerd reviewed them all and hated them all. I hate it because it doesn't count as 52 items so I can't get the quest quicker.
Rip-off of Battletoads, see what I wrote there.
He didn't like it very much.
Just look at the way he walks. Not to mention the plot line was a load of crap.
It was awful, plus too cryptic for a kids game.
He hated one of them, but I'm not trawling through 105 games to find it...
Unresponsive, un-aware of its surroundings and generally quite stupid. Oh well, at least its a good Mario kart character.
He doesn't hate himself, but he has to be on this list. The deity himself; AVGN!
Oh God no...
Christ... this looks real bad.
Whoever made this isn't being saved in the rapture... not that it'll ever happen.
You had to effectively trick the NES's system into thinking it was playing a Nintendo game to play this game... not that you'd want to.
It's like opening the Ark of the Covenant...
Who knew the Nerd had a Wii?
According to the Nerd, this game is the worst game on the Sega Genesis...