Quick Look: Game Room for 06/16/10

First!
 
Well that was easy..

first edit: sad :( not first... As an actual comment: I really really want to like game room, but each week it seems like even microsoft is caring less and less.

" first "

oh game room.

Is that the infamous glitched avatar?

Hmm, don't think I've ever seen this Game Room thingy......

Yay! Return of Broken Guy. I have to wonder what kind of messy, messy coding leads to an avatar spontaneously going into bind pose...

I think I look forward to these Game Room QLs as much as the bombcast.

When i was 5 or 6, i played some crappy console/system thing called the tv boy. I always assumed it had 120 random games that came with it, but every single game from this weeks quick lock was on it!! I need to learn my video game history i think.

I was thinking that the turret looked like something, then Jeff and Ryan apparently read my mind.

They look like dicks.

Motocross has the worst game "sound effects" ever. 

Broken Guy debut!

I REALLY like this adult film!!!!

Atari Force... Not nearly as awesome as Lincoln Force.  Just sayin'.

Rockstar's Table Tennis > Konami's Ping Pong

Air Sea Battle, where penises rule.  Some jokes never get old.  That was funny in 1978 and is still funny now.
 
A God-damn classic, with the best fucking Atari sounds ever.
 
Chopper Command, a serious classic that is in my top 5 games of that era.

boooeeep

The secret nazi penguin is in Ping Pong among the crowd...

I don't really feel for all these classics :(

Dong-to-air weaponry.

I fucking love these, and the gradual fall in quality of games and enthusiasm, coupled with goofing around. Love it.
 
I am losing my shit over Motocross

That's a naughty turret you got there!

Return of the broken avatars.

Wait a minute...

Was that Brad playing Chopper Command?

11:19, just after a long silence between Jeff and Ryan...
 
Ryan: I feel like this thing is FUCKING my ears.

These Game Room games seem like much more fun just to watch through these Quick Looks than they would be to actually purchase and play.

I am losing my shit over Motocross "

Oh man that was really good at the end. The computer just hanging out and waiting for Jeff to pick up his shitty bike and get back on course, Ryan's ear fucking comment, and then Jeff's "whoop whoop whoop"..

A bunch of Marios and a penguin are watching your Ping-Pong match.

lol   ....penis turrets

is broken avatar a GiantBomb meme now?

WAIT, Jeff didn't Welcome Ryan to his Game Room.
 
what is going on here

Motocross is messed up.

Wish these QLs could be attached to each game they show. 
Anyhoo, Commander Champion, yo!

that wasn't a penguin, looked more like a cow in a jedi robe

Don't see the appeal of any of this game room stuff. Granted I wasn't alive back then but still. Amazing to me how they can totally rank on Goldeneye in the bombcast and be excited about fucking Air and Sea Battle.

Lame room

The broken avatar who thinks he's a plane makes me have to share this Shellac moment.  Be forewarned of wonderfully NSFW language.
 
 

"It feels like the game is fucking my ears." 
Very nicely put, Ryan. XD

"I don't really feel for all these classics :( "

I love these.

I have issue #1 of the Atari Force comic somewhere around here...

I'm curious as to when and under what circumstances Ryan has in the past had his ears fucked...i tell you, i won't sleep tonight

Motocross seems like to much for the Intellivision to handle. The frame rate is like a slide show.

Broken Dude returns! I love Game Room Quick Looks. Although, I'm way too young to appreciate any of it. The oldest game out of every collection I've seen so far that I've actually played, is Pitfall.

11:19 = amazing landing.

God, seeing these QL's just makes me realize how much these games suck.  I cant even muster up enough nostalgic fond memories to even enjoy watching these.  Do these actually sell?  Lol, I think the value of all these games comes more from showing a younger generation what gaming in the early 80s was like.   
 
*Disclaimer*  I am ragging on the games, not the QLs.  I may not enjoy them, but I think its great that they are there.  In fact you should be able to watch them in the game room lol.  
 
*Also they should have GB quotes for advertising of these games.   Ryan, from GiantBomb says.  " i feel like this game is fucking my ears!"  Jeff says "This is a poorly made product!" 

My god, Intellivision games look awful.
I feel completely justified with my life-long decision to never play games that are older than I am.

I still can't believe they're charging $3 a game. The entire pack feels like it should cost $5.