Quick Look: EyePet

I can see myself having fun with this. Maybe not for long, but still..

" Somebody call the eyeSPCA "

Rorie is so awesome

"If a puppy looked like this, I would kill him with fire" 
-Ryan Davis on the Eyepet.

It totally tracked the Move-ball when the table was in the way. That's pretty cool.

These are the types of quick-looks I love. Great commentary.

" that tested guy is kinda annoying "

So mean ;_;

Actually, nearly completely unrelated to this video, at the VERY end, when the Move is behind the table, Ryan says, "well that's impressive." And actually, I think it is. The PlayStation 3 was seeing the Move controller even behind the table. Odd, yet cool!

These have been some great quick looks recently

" Rorie is a sociopath. "

Most impressive part: at the end, the camera can detect the move controller from behind the table. Even Ryan notices it and comments on it.

This is one of the most fascinatingly disturbing games I've ever seen. Especially when they were, er, "stroking" it. LOL

It's hard to picture the creature who would buy this instead of Kinect Animals. It doesn't even have Skittles!

I love it when he looks at the screen.

Hahahaha! "You're going to give him a phobia!" That would be awesome if you could. And train it to hate certain people. Then have your friends come over to drink, and fire this game up and the eye pet starts flipping out and trying to attack one of your buddies.

You guys are too used to playing the wii, it says stroke and you waggle.
 
I got the original for my little sister and its surprisingly reactive to what you're doing.

" @big_jon: You mean screened? "

Put em in the trash. ahhahaha

Once again, thank you Giantbomb!

If this is Ryan's idea of "gently stroking" his dick must be covered in scabs. What a spazz.

Vinny's watch is very stylish.

Oh Rorie! This is why Milo will never come out.

Hey Matt, don't sit in on a quick look if all you're going to do is say "I like real animals" the whole time and smack the eyepet.

Three grown men having more trouble with the EyePet than my hyper-active four year old son is pretty hilarious.

I feel bad for all of the torture Ryan's EyePet was put through. Someone should call the Humane Society.

Worst quick look you guys have done. Yeah you think the game is pointless, and so do I, but do we really need the overly stupid antics :(

Well it's not a game I would buy and it looks pretty jank in it's current state but I can see the appeal. I feel Rorie shouldn't be in any Giant Bomb QL unless he actually has an interest for that particular game. Dude is fucked and nonsensical. ¬¬  

" Worst quick look you guys have done. Yeah you think the game is pointless, and so do I, but do we really need the overly stupid antics :( "

 A lot of quick looks today! Awesome.
I have to say I don't find that... thing cute at all. 
And by not cute at all I mean it's horrifying.
That face... I think I'm going to have nightmares.
Well, at least you guys made it entertaining to watch.

So... 
cute... 
must.... 
RESIST.

" Worst quick look you guys have done. Yeah you think the game is pointless, and so do I, but do we really need the overly stupid antics :( "

lmao the eye pet reacting to vinny's cable was hilarious

RYAN DOES NOT KNOW WHAT "STROKE" MEANS 

This is absolutely bizarre to watch. It's like I'm in some weird, augmented reality cybernetic William Gibson version of reality. Apparently when little kids start interacting with him, though, it's magical. But lots of things are magical for little kids!
 
...wait a second, did Vinny shave his beard?
 
Did Vinny shave his fucking beard.

" Worst quick look you guys have done. Yeah you think the game is pointless, and so do I, but do we really need the overly stupid antics :( "

Apparently Meatwad has a brief voice cameo at 23:32

I think this thing is too corporate cute, if that makes any sense.

so the pet looks freaky to me. like a anime monkey and    Gizmo from Gremlin had an offspring. which thinking about it, thats what this game needs to be, Gremlins the interactive game, 

The fuck is that thing? Like the anime-ised version of something from Impossible Creatures.

Must totally be in the minority of people over 10 years old who actually finds the Eyepet cute. 
 

 
Still don't like these other guys. Especially Rory.  Please quit ruining QLs and TNTs by forcing these lame sister site guys on us. If most people wanted to watch or read anything concerning them, they would go to their respective sites.  It not only seems desperate, it has been lowering the quality of GB videos since this WM mandate was issued.  
 
 

I'm surprised they didn't have the room more well lit. Looks dark in there.

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Still don't like these other guys. Especially Rory.  Please quit ruining QLs and TNTs by forcing these lame sister site guys on us. If most people wanted to watch or read anything concerning them, they would go to their respective sites.  It not only seems desperate, it has been lowering the quality of GB videos since this WM mandate was issued.  
 
 

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This is the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen.