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The Sims: The Movie. This is Really Happening.

Please, everyone involved, I have so many other ways to spend your money.

Box Office Gold!
Box Office Gold!
Like many of you, when I heard that someone was making a movie based on The Sims franchise, I immediately thought how great that series would lend itself to the big screen. No wait. Actually, that was any property other than The Sims would lend itself well. I mean, really, it's like trying to make a movie out of Photoshop. Hey! That's a popular name, huh? Photoshop! Let's do it.

Call me jaded, but I actually have a screenplay sitting on my desk at home that has a plot and characters that interact in a language that doesn't sound like my mother making cooing noises to the dog. Give me your money! OK. Deep breath. It looks like there is an actual plot developing for The Sims: The Movie. License to Drive producer, John Davis, gave an interview with collider.com and sheds some light on his current project. Just a warning, this is copied from the source, so I bear no responsibility if you find it completely unintelligible.

"...Tom Rothman, the Chairman of Fox said to me, “How are you going to take this incredible piece of IP and make it into a movie?” Right? Because most games aren’t movies, so this is the way I did it: The Sims, as you know, you can control your imaginary world, right? And our movie, a young man, a 16 year old kid of a 14 year old kid and his friend get their hands on this thing called the Sims Infinity Pack, right, which kind of this very strange video game store which was there just for that moment, and seemingly wasn’t all that. But what they realize is that they can scan their world in, because this is the most life like, real Sims game ever. And as they are playing this they are all of a sudden realizing is what they are playing on the game is having an effect on the real world. So in effect, through the game, they are able to control their world. It’s wish fulfillment, and obviously it turns against them. "

Davis goes on to say that there will "definitely...be somebody coming out of the game into the real world..." and that the villain will "set up this incredible obstacle course of incredible things that you can only do through your Sims game that our heroes have to go through before the game becomes permanent and they’re forever screwed..."

Shhhhhhhh...Eh..Eh..Shhhhhh. Don't talk. Don't ruin the moment. John, you had me at The Sims.

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Thanks to Joystiq for the find.
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Wow.

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I feel like I just read an excerpt from an upcoming South Park episode.

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Remember that movie that had a video game you would play and it killed you? That blockbuster is waiting for another classic to join it's ranks.

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I agree with Snide, where is "The Movies" movie?

I can only imagine this being a horrible comedy.

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Seriously, if this movie is successful I will leave the movie making business and go sit in a corner for the rest of my life.

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Will the movie have expansion packs?

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I wanna know where this guy gets his weed

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How very "Sunday afternoon"!

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Well it could work if they made it like the Rooster teeth machinima Strangerhood. Maybe use the new Sims 3 engine.... Nah its going to suck.

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This sounds like The Wizard - minus Power Glove.

THIS COULD BE AWESOME.

...

No?
Nah.
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God I hate people who can so enthusiastic about the bullshit they are dropping :\ This guy sounds like total moron. What is wrong with peopel?!?!

Everyday we get closer and closer to the movie Idiocracy.

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YOU DIE IN THE GAME, YOU DIE FOR REAL!

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So he's remaking Weird Science?

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Whoa wait...did I read that right?

"...a 16 year old kid of a 14 year old kid..."

um ok...oh, and no comment on the rest of it

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And then the government finds out about their ability to control the real world, right?
And so they have to escape leaving everything behind right?
Eventually they defeat the government, somehow by a big explosion, and then they realize that their lives were perfectly fine to begin with so they destroy the game and live happily ever after. Oh and one of the kids is really dorky, and he gets the girl.

Give me the money, I can do this.

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This is going to be so bad that I'm actually feeling a little excited here.

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Pfft, go take your pills Vinny, its not like anyone is going to ask you to review the movie :P

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This sounds like such an 80s movie.

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I might normally say money is a great incentive but, I can't figure out how this will make money.

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lolwut?  Seriously, what the hell did that guy say?  I didn't understand more than three word in a row in that entire quote.  Kids of kids control the world in a game?

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This sounds kind of like the premise behind "Last Action Hero", or maybe one of those "the holo-deck is broken" episodes in Star Trek.  A villain coming out of the game into the real world to cause havoc?

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I thought there were already a series of movies made based on the concept: The Matrix, Matrix: Revelations, Matrix: Revolutions

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This gives me hope for Roman Polanski's long-shelved Kaboom! adaptation.

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Get Uwe Boll to direct it, now that could possibly be so bad it would be awesome.

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Ladies and gentlemen, submit all your scripts to Hollywood at this very moment.  75% of those scripts will actually go through production and release as a feature-length film.

Or at least, that's what I got out of this article.

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so...Jumunji plus Sims and minus anything actually good?

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How is this even possible? This shouldn't be happening.

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This can ONLY work if the movie is rated R, has ALOT of T&A and is released direct to video.  But it won't, so it won't.

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When you read that quote... it genuinely blows my mind that people listen to these ideas and say 'Yes, we want to make this movie.'

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Genius!!! Maybe they'll make a movie out of World of Warcraft too!! ......

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I think I heard something about a Sims movie way back but for it to have come this far is slightly scary. All we need now is 257 instances of the EA logo in there and Uwe Boll as director and we'll have the perfect video game movie.

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Oh my god 

the world really is ending ! 
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He must have a big pair to pitch that movie with a straight face. I'd probably laugh no matter how many times I'd pitch it.

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can't wait to see this...

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"hmmm...this is like basing a movie on basing a movie on writing a movie.....!?"

Which is interesting because you've basically summed up the plot of 'Adaptation' right there, which was actually an awesome film imo.  Don't worry though, I'm not suggesting for an instant that the Sims: the movie is going to be able to pull the same thing off.  You're right Vinny ... you might as well choose to make a film based on Photoshop.

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I don't understand. Of all the great games to turn into movies, like Earthbound, The Force Unleashed, Banjo-Kazooie, the choose a game that doesn't even have a storyline!

Why!?!

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So it's gonna be The Last Action Hero, only with more people dying in fires because you forgot to buy a fire extinguisher?

SOLD!

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If I had the Sims Infinity Pack, could I fill my room with naked cheerleaders?

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That hurt my brain to read.

Why, God, why is this happening?

Evidently, the answer is that there is no God.

What kind of deity would allow this movie to be made?

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Life simulation in real life? Oooh meta.

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Interesting.  That is not a good idea.  

Anyway, nice to see Vinny post on the site.
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At least there won't be a billion expansion packs...

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License to Drivewas AMAZING.


GOOOOOO COREYS!
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I don't see how there would be a story or a plot or anything. 

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I don't see how there would be a story or a plot or anything. 

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High five time at the local theater

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You know what I would pay to see? A SimCity movie.

No, really. Think of the possibilities. It could be a political satire where a disgruntled mayor learns he can control everything in his city: Weather, people, etc. That's a good plot. This, though? Awful.

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Does Uwe Boll have a friend?