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#1  Edited By destro

Haha i made this an accidentally said nothing...but anyway. Would you rather get a 360/PS3/Wii....or a dog of your choice. Personally i would choose the dog. I had to make this disicsion a while ago so i was just wondering what you people would do.

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#2  Edited By TheHBK

The fuck?  Is is this a question?  Ok...  a dog will only love you if you feed it and pick up its shit.  A console will love you until it burns itself out.  So you see, a console will die to make you happy.  And when you beat your console, it doesnt squeal.  Get a console.

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#3  Edited By brukaoru

No post... Time to guess what the title could mean! Or suggest other things: How about a dog console? The controller can be in the shape of dog's head and when you press certain buttons it barks at you! The console itself would be in the shape of a dog, you put a disc in by it's mouth and a TV screen can be in the middle of his body. It also features waggling controls by the dog's tail!

Edit: I would get both.

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#4  Edited By Systech

Everyone knows that puppy = chick magnet.

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#5  Edited By samcotts

Cats > Dogs.


So I choose console.
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#6  Edited By tearhead
destro said:
"Haha i made this an accidentally said nothing...but anyway. Would you rather get a 360/PS3/Wii....or a dog of your choice. Personally i would choose the dog. I had to make this disicsion a while ago so i was just wondering what you people would do."
Well then you sir, are crazy. I don't remember the last time my PS3 pooped on the carpet.
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#7  Edited By Karmum

...okay. Would I rather have my dog or my console? I'll go with my dog.

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#8  Edited By clubsandwich
systech said:
"Everyone knows that puppy = chick magnet."
that's what I was about to post, but I have both so I get the best of both worlds. :p I would recommend the dog though.
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#9  Edited By MetalGearSunny
TheHBK said:
"The fuck?  Is is this a question?  Ok...  a dog will only love you if you feed it and pick up its shit.  A console will love you until it burns itself out.  So you see, a console will die to make you happy.  And when you beat your console, it doesnt squeal.  Get a console."
*faceplam*
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#10  Edited By Ujio

Already own a dog, and I've previously owned a 360. So I say Wii.

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#11  Edited By Cazamalos

cute dog + wii = pussy combo

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#12  Edited By Sticky_Pennies

A Dogferretcatskunkmouseratturtlesnakefrogbirdrabbithamster.

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#13  Edited By tearhead
samcotts said:
"Cats > Dogs.

So I choose console.
"
QFT
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#14  Edited By Wolverine

If the question also pertains to giving up my dog or my xbox 360. I would give up my 360. Sorry GB!

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#15  Edited By Sticky_Pennies
Wolverine said:
"If the question also pertains to giving up my dog or my xbox 360. I would give up my 360. Sorry GB!"
That's easy. Just say you're blind and you play video games using braille, a seeing-eye dog, and a cane.
wat
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#16  Edited By RandomHero666

Any dog of my choice.. iv already had that, and i had to get rid of him, so id gladly give up my console, or pretty much anything i own to have him again, even if it means moving house.

Vote: DAWG!!

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#17  Edited By StarFoxA

I'd buy a game console, and then maybe get a free dog. Dogs are usually too much work.

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#18  Edited By Black_Rose

I would deny both options and get a cat instead.

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#19  Edited By Captain_Fookup

A console can't lick the peanut butter that you placed on your ballsack while your parents are out shopping. Go with the dog.

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#20  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

pffft dog defiantly, also it would be a Mastiff 


The only dogs you can ride to school!
The only dogs you can ride to school!


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#21  Edited By Gunner

dog, a console will never love you, they just want your money.

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#22  Edited By Captain_Fookup
ZombieHunter said:
"pffft dog defiantly, also it would be a Mastiff 

The only dogs you can ride to school!
The only dogs you can ride to school!


"
That has to be photoshop, that dog is fucking huge.
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#23  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

no man google that shit 



there the worlds largest dogs in general 


there largest weight wise is 348 some odd pounds and is in the Guinness book of world records 
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#24  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

If someone offered me a dog of my choice, or one of those consoles, I'd get a super expensive thoroughbreed dog and sell it for a fortune to get tonne of consoles, games, other crap and a much cheaper dog.

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#25  Edited By Aurelito

A little smoky pink kitten is good to be compared with a console, But I rather wild Asiatic cats more than my first son.

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#26  Edited By oldschool

Get a Wii and a dog, but make sure it is a smart dog.  Then strap the wiimote to the dog and play multiplayer games with it.  It's all win.

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#27  Edited By destruktive

hmm.
I got a X360 and a wii. I'd pay for my PS3 whenever I feel like getting one anyway but dogs can be expensive.

I'd love to have a dog so I say dog I guess :P

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#28  Edited By GiantRetard

already have an excellent dog
so i would get the console

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#29  Edited By turboman

One question.


Can the dog run crysis?
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#30  Edited By penguindust
oldschool said:
"Get a Wii and a dog, but make sure it is a smart dog.  Then strap the wiimote to the dog and play multiplayer games with it.  It's all win."
  
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#31  Edited By Hamst3r

Dogs are nice, but I'd rather be gaming than taking care of a dog.
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#32  Edited By PureRok

I already have two dogs and a cat, so I'd take a console.

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#33  Edited By BiG_Weasel

Hands (or is it paws?) down- Dog. I have the coolest pug named Chunk. I've just sold off every console I own because I never play with them, because that dog keeps more entertained. He's hysterical.

As a matter of fact, I'd even take a new Les Paul over a console :)

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#34  Edited By UncleDisco

Since I already have a dog, I would go console... But if I had to choose, then I would get the dog.

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#35  Edited By Hector
cazamalos said:
"cute dog + wii = pussy combo"
Hahaha. Good one.
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#36  Edited By RandomHero666
ZombieHunter said:
"pffft dog defiantly, also it would be a Mastiff 

The only dogs you can ride to school!
The only dogs you can ride to school!


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You call that a dog? I call it a lard arse.
This.. is a knife.. i mean dog!!

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#37  Edited By Red

If it's a good, obedient dog that doesn't require much of a fuss, then yes.

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#38  Edited By Shazam

I used to own an Irish Wolfhound called Raiden, he was such a sweetheart. I'd try to get him to wear a make-shift coolie hat at Halloween but every time, he'd eat it. He's dead now. Dogs only die once, an xbox 360 dies about 20 times.

In saying that, I'd still probably pick a PS3 because no dog could beat Raiden so why bother getting another one? Plus, I already have a Wii and Xbox 360 :D

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#39  Edited By Soap

I'd get a dog, only a friendless loser would chose the cold hard hatred of a console over the love of a good animal lol.

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#40  Edited By RandomHero666
Shazam said:
"I used to own an Irish Wolfhound called Raiden, he was such a sweetheart. I'd try to get him to wear a make-shift coolie hat at Halloween but every time, he'd eat it. He's dead now. Dogs only die once, an xbox 360 dies about 20 times. In saying that, I'd still probably pick a PS3 because no dog could beat Raiden so why bother getting another one? Plus, I already have a Wii and Xbox 360 :D"
Aww, sorry to hear that, poor hat.. i mean dog.
Owning a Dog gives u more satisfaction than owning a console.
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#41  Edited By harrisonave

When the dog dies, Microsoft won't replace it with a new one, so ... I'm gonna go with a new console.

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#42  Edited By Matt_
StarFoxA said:
"I'd buy a game console, and then maybe get a free dog. Dogs are usually too much work."

Yeah just go adopt one from the SPCA or a pound. If their on death row then they're free.
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#43  Edited By sarahsdad

I already have a dog (and cats and rabbits, and etc.) and a console. If I had to choose between getting a second dog or a second console, I would choose 2nd console.

My house is already crowded with animals, and I think I would feel like I was betraying my dog by getting another one while he's still around.
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#44  Edited By TheHBK
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"TheHBK said:
"The fuck?  Is is this a question?  Ok...  a dog will only love you if you feed it and pick up its shit.  A console will love you until it burns itself out.  So you see, a console will die to make you happy.  And when you beat your console, it doesnt squeal.  Get a console."
*faceplam*"
I know, I thought it was a dumb question too.
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#45  Edited By crunchUK

think about it

you can't turn off a dog when you get fed up with it

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#46  Edited By Pibo47

Cats>dogs get console.

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#47  Edited By Otacon

Dog.

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#48  Edited By suneku

Only dog I'd get over a console is a Dachshund.

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#49  Edited By Shadow

Well I have all those consoles...but I don't like dogs....can I just have a cat?  I want a cat.

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#50  Edited By RandomHero666
crunchUK said:
"think about ityou can't turn off a dog when you get fed up with it"
You can lock it up somewhere, like a field.
.... Or kill it, if you are that way inclined