Hey! Win A Copy Of Klonoa: Door To Phantomile!

I'll keep this one short: We've got one brand new copy of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile for the Wii, courtesy of Namco Bandai. One of you intrepid readers is going to win it. And how, you may ask? By writing a Klonoa-themed haiku and posting it in the comments, that's how. Remember, a traditional haiku has three lines at five, seven, and five syllables each. Here's my crappy example.

I'll keep this one short: We've got one brand new copy of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile for the Wii, courtesy of Namco Bandai. One of you intrepid readers is going to win it. And how, you may ask? By writing a Klonoa-themed haiku and posting it in the comments, that's how. Remember, a traditional haiku has three lines at five, seven, and five syllables each. Here's my crappy example.

Awww... too bad I already bought it, beat it, completed Extra Vision, and collected everything (in 2 days) already. 

You guys maybe should do this kinda stuff before things get released :p ... but good looking-out regardless! 

Already beat it
Collected everything too
Game is fantastic!

"Awww... too bad I already bought it, beat it, completely Extra Vision, and collected everything (in 2 days) already.  You guys maybe should do this kinda stuff before things get released :p ... but good looking-out regardless!  The game is fantastic, btw!"

I found a wind ring.
A magic bubble came out.
What was I smoking?

I'm guessing its not a PAL version of the game, so im out of this contest. :(

Collecting crystals,
Trying to save the princess.
Yep: it's a classic.

That's my best effort.

Brad said:

Remember, a traditional haiku has three lines at five, seven, and five syllables each. Here's my crappy example.

I just did a haiku contest to get a t-shirt on a Japanese site! Man. The power of haiku.

The power of rings,
Dewey, acid trips, big ears:
The power of dreams.

Oh, poor Nintendo.
Have a Wii? Get Klonoa.
What else? Pft. Beats me!

ooooo I want it:

Classic story told,
Lost amongst the shovelware,
Why make a new one?

Admittedly bleak, but a haiku all the same.

I'll give it a shot.

Klonoa is a super hero.
His Wind Ring owns all of them.
You seem him, run away.

I don't have a wii
But this game looks really cool
can I have for free

"I'll give it a shot.

Klonoa is a super hero.
His Wind Ring owns all of them.
You seem him, run away."

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"JJOR64 said:

"I'll give it a shot.

Klonoa is a super hero.
His Wind Ring owns all of them.
You seem him, run away."

9, 7,6. That is horrifically off."

The Wii has been great

cat with BLING BLING ring
silly blue thing catching wind
cross pad For The Win!

I'm totally not here
eating dinner in fancy dress
my bed in five min

Don't care about game,
No Wahoo's in my region,
Send me fish tacos.

Dusting off my Wii
in anticipation for
winning this sick game

"

Go buy Klonoa

Because if you don't buy it

I'll eat your children

"

A haiku I write

Is it a kitty?
Is it a type of rabbit?
Dunno, I love it!

Magic rings are cool,
But sometimes you want to chill!
How 'bout Volleyball?

With the power of
the Wii amazing two point
five D games are here!

best sonic spinoff

Klonoa is fun
But we know the real draw is
A free fish taco.

=D

Luchadeer gets game
Is freaked out by ghetto cat
Wait, is it a dog?

Controller options,
Graphics, new modes don't matter
Nostalgia is here

Dib dib dib dib dib
The voices teach us nothing
Language barriers

Klonoa in games,
and 3D Realms in news?
1998!

Running left to right
Grabbing and throwing bad guys
Is this all there is?

Am I a Panda?
What's with my big floppy ears?
Confused Klonoa.

ok I got a couple


Klonoa is here
Black and White big floppy ears
Play now on the Wii

From Playstation one
Platformers  are still  fun here
Klonoa is back

"Klonoa in games,and 3D Realms in news?It's 1997!"

Klonoa is classic

Ristar is awesome
Klonoa is also awesome
Stretchy arms are the Sh*t!

Hate Wii minigames?
Here's a PS port instead.
Hooray for the Wii!

Cute little mascots,
in both 3D and 2D.
It's a must-own game.

Colorful graphics,
mixed with high amounts of charm.
Get this game right now.

Klonoa is hip
With the hat tilted sideways
And the Pac-Man pin

I didn't get a chance to play it originally, so, whee!  Here's my chance. (^_^)

Oh, May day so gray

Yes, I sold my Wii.

Emulated it

My computer sucks too bad

I'll play if it's free

A Wii game to play?
Reborn from the distant past
Klonoa is here


"I want Klonoa"
No, "Klonoa GET!" is best
It's very Japanese

I'm in the UK so the copy wouldn't work on my wii. Regardless, to entertain the contest:

Tubby stonemason,
Don't doubt his love for Lephise,
Kingdom on the moon!

Hey Brad let's have sex,
I promise to be gentle.
It won't hurt too much.

What the fuck is that?
Klonoa? umm, I'm confused.
Is that a disease?