A true story of a live broadcasting operation that was just trying to present the news. Until it went horribly wrong.
Warning: confusing wall of text from the IRC. This was unplanned and I just decided to post this for fun.
PS: It took me ages to bold all the names. :(
<SuperMooseman> and now over to JamesBoyce for the weather
<JamesBoyce> Rain
<SuperMooseman> and now to Hdfisise for the news
<Hdfisise> fuckall is happening
<SuperMooseman> and now finally to MaSuTa for the sport
<JamesBoyce> lol
<MaSuTa> Check out this thing!
* MaSuTa shakes a hockey stick.
<MaSuTa> Awesome!
Moose?
<SuperMooseman> thanks masuta
and now we're going to see a brand new cartoon
it's called "FOIL1212 GOES MAD"
<JamesBoyce> Oh jings
<SuperMooseman> we seem to be having transition problems
<Hdfisise> damn I hsould have plugged it in the news
<SuperMooseman> I'll fill in with a joke
Why did Kush cross the road?
<Hdfisise> ?
<SuperMooseman> TO BAN KAMASAMA!!!!
-->| Jayge has joined #giantbomb
<Hdfisise> hilarious moose
<SuperMooseman> Now over to the gunge tank with Jayge
<JamesBoyce> This is better than Live and Kicking
<SuperMooseman> And now to JamesBoyce, the gunger or Jayge!
HIT THE BUTTON JAMES!!!
* JamesBoyce dropkicks the button
<SuperMooseman> *GUNGE SPLATTERS DOWN ALL OVER JAYGE*
*CROWD CHEER WILDLY*
<Hdfisise> whoooooooooooooooooo
<Jayge> ekekekek. people bought lost and damned o.o
<SuperMooseman> and now over to Hdfisise with the on-the-scene news, live from Stoke-on-Trent
<Hdfisise> thanks moose
it has just transpired that people actually bought lost and damned
back to you
<SuperMooseman> thanks Hdfisise
NEWS JUST IN
PEOPLE BOUGHT LOST AND DAMNED
RIOTS ARE GOING CRAZY IN JAYGE'S HOUSE
PEOPLE ARE VERY UPSET WITH THIS SITUATION
WE'LL GIVE YOU MORE ON THIS STORY LATER
thanks myself
back to MaSuTa with the latest chess tournament updates
<MaSuTa> Robots everywhere!
Robots playing chess!
<Johnny5> robot vampires
<MaSuTa> Robots keeping time!
Russians!
Back to you.
<SuperMooseman> thanks Masuta
I now hand over to Johnny5 where he is with some youngsters in the british museum of chumps
Johnny5?
we have some connection problems
I hand to Hdfisise to fill in with a joke
<Hdfisise> what did one snowman say to the other?
<SuperMooseman> we dont know!
<Hdfisise> can you smell carrots?
<SuperMooseman> oh hoh hohohohoho!!
a joke santa would be proud of
and we've got connection back with johnny5
johnny5?
<Hdfisise> breaking news moose!#
<SuperMooseman> what?! :O
<Hdfisise> reports are flooding in with stories about ROBOTS KEEPING THE TIME
<SuperMooseman> NOOOOOO!
sorry to interupt you johnny5
but this news is major
hold on
im getting a report in from
JamesBoyce
he's live in liverpool
with an update on this story??
<JamesBoyce> Thanks, Mooseman
It seems that there's been a revival of the classic liverpudlian 'tache
There's a large group of men marching towards No. 10
This is absolutely amazing
<SuperMooseman> From Liverpool, JamesBoyce?
<JamesBoyce> Yes
<SuperMooseman> This is certainly an extravagant news piece!
<JamesBoyce> They feel THAT strongly
<SuperMooseman> Thanks for this segment JamesBoyce
NEWS JUST IN
WE DONT HAVE A LICENSE TO BROADCAST
<JamesBoyce> !!
<SuperMooseman> THEY'RE SHUTTING US DOWN!!!
<Hdfisise> YOU LIED TO ME
<SuperMooseman> HELPPP
HEEELLPPPP
* SuperMooseman escapes and leaves Hdfisise in charge to present
<Johnny5> dude call that guy from GTA vice city
who ran the underground radio
<Hdfisise> I knew I shouldn;t have turned up drunk to the interview with the bbc >.<
* Hdfisise commits suicide to escape the police
<SuperMooseman> :O
* SuperMooseman resurrects
<Hdfisise> damn now I have to blame it all on boyce!
* Hdfisise blames JamesBoyce
<JamesBoyce> Fuuuuuuck
<Johnny5> Im a witeness
I saw it alL!!!i
it was boyce!
hess the ringleader
<JamesBoyce> Can I at least finish my breakfast before I get taken in? :o
=-= YOU are now known as Detective_Inspector_Moose
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> well well well
What've we got here?
Some kind of illegal broadcasting operation, eh?
<MaSuTa> YOU'RE A DOUBLE AGENT
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> It seems like all of you are coming down to the station for a bit of interrogation!!
<JamesBoyce> That's almost DI Morse
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> Run the titles.
<MaSuTa> FUCKING THING SUCKS
DO IT LIVE
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> *DI MOOSE TITLES PLAY WITH CATCHY THEME SONG*
<Johnny5> MOOOOSEEEMANN!!!!!
Get to me office
=-= Johnny5 is now known as Police_Chief_Haggity
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> *CUT TO DI MOOSE AND ALL SUSPECTS IN INTERROGATION ROOM*
<Police_Chief_Haggity> MOOSEMAN i've had it about up to HEREE!!!!!
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> Haggity, handcuff them.
<Police_Chief_Haggity> with your performance
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> SHUT IT HAGGITY
<Police_Chief_Haggity> constantly harrassing homosexual prisoners
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> THIS IS MY INVESTIGATION
<Police_Chief_Haggity> thats it moose
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> NOT A PUBLIC ENQUIRY!!
<Police_Chief_Haggity> you're out
give me your badge
and gun
you're cut
* Detective_Inspector_Moose shoots Haggity
<Police_Chief_Haggity> you're done
finished
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> Right.
<Police_Chief_Haggity> meh that works
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> Hdfisise, MasUta, jamesboyce -- you're nicked!!
<JamesBoyce> Get bent, ya spanner
<Detective_Inspector_Moose> :O
* Hdfisise plans a jail break
=-= YOU are now known as Jailbird_Moose
<Jailbird_Moose> hey prisoners
listen, I know an escape route
It'll cost you.
<Hdfisise> I know a better one!
<Police_Chief_Haggity> yeah
<Hdfisise> injure moose so they open the cell and make a brea kfor it
=-= Police_Chief_Haggity is now known as Bruce
=-= YOU are now known as Mousey_Moose
<Bruce> yeah man
<Mousey_Moose> squeak
* Bruce bends over moose
<Bruce> HD GET IN
ITS AN ESCAPE TUNNEL
=-= YOU are now known as Bomb
<Bruce> do it bitch!
* Hdfisise starts his runup
* Bruce holdsa shank to hd
<Bomb> waaaaaaaaaaaAAaAAaaaAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOOOOOOOOM
BOOOOOOOOM
<Bruce> man I just got some new shark steroids in
<Bomb> *JAIL EXPLODES, KILLING ALL*
<Bruce> not while moose is bending over
lol
<Bomb> *THE END*
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