What do you read when you go to the tiolet?

I used to read trivia books.  Then, one has a fact about how much feces gets on trivia books read in the bathroom.  I stopped reading in there after that.

PC mags, the long techy articles I'd never read in any other time.

If I don't have any then I just read the labels of random stuff. Sucks.

I don't read, I contemplate my navel while I'm on the toilet.

" I'm pretty sure you can come up with a better topic of discussion than this.  Giant Bomb is better than that. "

I'm not 65 so it doesn't take me 45 mins to take a dump.

Laptop makes the whole thing alot more entertaining.

Nothing.

I like to keep the latest issue of Adbsuters by the toilet.  I can read about how corporate America is shitting on me, while I'm taking a shit.

I don't and I think people that do are very odd

I don't own a tiolet.

Currently I am reading through I Am America, and So Can You, by Colbert, Its great but always makes me laugh. Thats gotta be pretty fucking suspicious to anyone walking by the door =P

Also I like to listen to my ipod and play some PSP. Man the bathroom is awesome. Its like. A place where you can not be disturbed.

I haul my iPod Touch and read comics from PullList

I don't read in the bathroom since I got my Giantbomb iPhone App. Transformed my life!

Normally ill watch videos or look look at pictures on my phone, but occasionally I read old issues of Tips and Tricks or Gameinformer.

I usually read either Game Informer or some comics.

laptops work wonders, can read or see anything.  Used to look at porn but having to clean the pee off the ceiling/wall got annoying.

I don't want to spend much time in there, so I read nothing.

Sports Illustrated

A current book usually. At the moment it's "Neverwhere" By Neil Gaiman and it's quite intriging. I've also read "American Gods" by the same author.
I usually have a different book with me in the bathroom every few days as I read rediculously quickly.

" It depends, am I standing our sitting?And how is the temperature of the room? "

I dont read in the toilet at all. The object for me is to always be in and out as quickly as possible without having a brain anuerysm.

I only need my DS, but sometimes I read the EDGE magazine.

The back of the shampoo bottle. I take a shit, wipe and I'm out. Not sure why you need  to stay in longer then that unless you have bowel problems.

I do not read anything. I might bring my DS on rare occasions.

What makes me even more uncomfortable about this question is that Tom Hanks is the one asking me.

Yesterday's funnies.

I listen to my iPod when I do my business.

Sometimes I listen to podcasts while taking a dump.

i read biographies, right now i am reading Bret Hart's. 

Magazines n' stuff.

I'm never in the bathroom long enough to read anything.

" Everyone reads when they poo, stop pretending your special. "

I actually read a huge portion of the beginning of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets when I was on the toilet.

I pull out a old issue of EGM and remember the good times.

I dont read on the toilet... i think.

I have 3d magazine I read and hope someday that I can be as good as some of those 3d artists! :|

Nothing.

" What do I read? Like books? This is the 21st century my friend, alas we have moved on from the static confines of printed words as way's to pass the time while unloading cargo.

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Anyone that has time to read, also has a bad digestive tract.

I am in and out with five minutes max. I have never contemplated reading a thing apart from the Andrex packing.

I have a large stack of video game magazines ready for the toilet.
 

It depends on how long I'm taking my shit. If it's a long time, I'll read Nintendo Power or some other magazine I have with me. If I want to get in and out, I don't read anything.

Playstation Magazine