Would you survive in prison?

Personally... probably not.

I'm just a humble dude who just stays out of trouble.

I did.















...nah. Probably would though, I adapt to situations very well.

No.

That must have worked out your brain cells real well for the past few minutes...

My name's Richard B. Riddick.

I think prisons are pretty nice in Sweden. I've heard that prison food is better than school food but I dunno if it's true.

There are levels of imprisonment and if you are capable of doing the crimes that put you in the bad places you are probably capable of surviving in them. Make no mistake, being able to survive prison is no badge of honor it just means you are capable of being more animal than man when need be. 

Norwegian prison? Sure, its like a hotel there.

American prisons? Not sure.

Man, I wouldn't survive in prison in a million years.

dude i live in Norway they got satelite Tv in the cell!!!
and you got seperated showers! and health care!
 dude the Norwegian goverment is totaly retarded

I dunno man. I'm a sexy guy!

I've been in (Mind you it was Juvenile, but whatever), I did fine and was friends with almost all staff and 30% of the kids inside. You would figure with all the wigger and "gansters" inside taht I would have been knifed my first day in, but I got in to a fight on the first day and wasn't bothered after that. (Note: Canadian Juvenile)

Hell yeah. Dutch prisons are a paradise.

No, I'd give myself two days tops.

The trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or be someone's bitch, then you'll be alright.

(Yet another opportunity to plug office space quotes)

I've never been to prison, but I have been to county/city and I survived just fine.  Hell it was like a high school reunion when I got in there.  This was years ago though, back in my knucklehead days.  Thank the gods I have video games to take my time up now.  Also, it really helped that I joined the Army- that really straightened me up.  But I think I could potentially make it in prison if I absolutely had to. 

american prison ? no, because american prisons are shitholes where NOONE should be sent

Yes, i haz connections that would keep me safe, if they fail, i suppose ill buy some damn poppers

If its like porridge then HELLZ YEAH

It really depends on the prison.

High security American prison? No.

I'd probably be fine. I'm pretty good about blending into the background and staying out of trouble when I need too. Just another face in the crowd.

Nope, I'm too beautiful. Plus, I wouldn't be able to fit in with any of the gangs, I don't have the right ethnic background.

Wasn't there a thing in GTAIV where Niko talked about how Gay Sex in Prisons was just an American Phenomenon

No way in hell.

Nope.

I'd probably get bummed to death.

Probably not.

Seeing as how I'm mixed, I'm gonna go with no.

I went to jail for one night when I was 17 and in high school. It was just the usual high school drinking party that the cops broke up and everyone ran. When me and my buddies got out of the woods a cop was RIGHT there. He made us spend the night in jail, but didn't do anything else.

No. Mos def not.

It's easy to survive prison as long as the first guy you see doesn't.

Well, let's hope I don't get massively raped, but I should be able to survive. A life sentence? I don't know, man, that is a long time but I could probably deal with it for a year or two.

If it is like the prison in Goodfellas though, then lock me up for how long you want! :D

It's practically a holiday camp in the UK, so yeah probably.

Lol outside of being made a prison bitch, a lot of prisons actually provide better TV and recreation services than some communities I know. Irooooony.

Yes, but it would be VERY boring. I mean I could probably die from boredom if it keeps going on.

Child molesters and snitchers have probably the hardest time trying to survive in prison.

If i were in prison, I'd probably create the hugest shiv and shiv everyone. No one would mess with me.