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@Fredddi43 said:

Why, what did those kids ever do to him? Children are the most innocent people on earth, my condolences and prayers to the parents and family members, and especially the victims.

Not trying to downplay the incident here or seem unsympathetic, but children are dicks.

@Castermhief117 said:

@Artemesia said:

@HistoryInRust said:

Declined sleeping with a girl to play a video game.

Legendary.

easy mode. As long as you're not a complete animal you can use that rational part of your brain and realize sex is fifteen minutes to an hour of a decently good time, while video games are forever.

Max Payne will always be there tomorrow. The opportunity to bone isn't.

And it was that easy to discover which one was more loyal and worth your time.

@HistoryInRust said:

Declined sleeping with a girl to play a video game.

Legendary.

easy mode. As long as you're not a complete animal you can use that rational part of your brain and realize sex is fifteen minutes to an hour of a decently good time, while video games are forever.

Went ahead and updated my lady. Unfortunately the angle and pose they choose don't really do her justice; she's a bit large in game. Looks heavy and imposing.

Woah, this worked! Now to enjoy it before they take it away...

Hopefully it was just the precursor to some fantastic cyberpunk games. That's an aesthetic it will take me a while to get tired of.

Well that was impressive and made me feel completely inadequate.

Something that isn't Charlie Tunoku just feels wrong in my heart.

@twigger89 said:

@SuperWristBands said:

Devil May Cry 4 has the best Dante. I mean, look at thesevideos.

I dig a lot of what I have played of the DmC demo including the angel and demon weapons and am totally excited to play it (after I hear that it is not glitchy, since the demo was for me). New Dante seems pretty cool. He's no DMC4 Dante, but he still seems to fit nicely into what I think of when I think of Dante. At least from what I have seen.

That second video was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Were there really 4 games with a character with that level of shitty writing? Was a teenage boy the the lead writer or something?

i am going to kick youuuuuu

@Wampa1 said:

@Artemesia: It's out in the UK, but thank's for the assumption

Ubisoft Montreal, the developer, is located in North America so yeah, you're right. I assumed, and I'm kind of a dork for it. I'm also drunk, so I'll accept this loss.