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Artie

I genuinely cannot believe the only way to search concepts/games in Giant Bomb's wiki is to pick a letter and scroll through dozen...

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Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
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'More' badass

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Whoa. Where did you get that?

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Over 9000

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11. Chuck Norris. 

lol at the caption...I was about to be like Impulse buy much?
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7. I don't think there's no snappy insults for a big, long gun... Atleast, within proper censorship.

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I'm pretty sure these two letters can sum things up: BA.

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-1 . your holding a plastic gun and thinking its cool

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ieatlions said:
"-1 . your holding a plastic gun and thinking its cool"
yep, if it was all metal then were taking.
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Matrix Revolutions is definitely better than this.

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That thing must be heavy. And trust me, I know.

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I'll take Matrix Revolution thank you.

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Would look 1000000X more badass with darker metal, no lame spray-on blood, and a releaseable magazine.

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11 for Chuck Norris.

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This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up.

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Toooo much bad ass for words.

i want that so bad. i wish i wasnt poor :(
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The Halo weapon engineer kid puts u to shame

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Artie said:
"Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
"
the weapon model itself coupled with your posture makes it really bad ass
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Did you kill your cat with that?

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That's pretty fucking badass.

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Go kick some Locust ass now, son!

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i know what you will be next year on hallowween :P

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Who's blood is on that Lancer, may I ask? Also, 8.

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bjorno said:
"This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up."
No, because if you bought this lancer on amazon it comes with Gears of War 2 the game. Thus it's Gears 2 relevant.
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Hey, I thought that scene where Neo in Smith were fighting in the heavy rain was pretty awesome. Anyway, you need some tight-ass sunglasses and someone looking scared in the background, preferably a parental figure and a girlfriend-like character looking at you admiringly in the background. Also, a candy cigarette wouldn't hurt anyone. Without than that fever dream, though, I would give it a 7.

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Artie said:
"bjorno said:
"This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up."
No, because if you bought this lancer on amazon it comes with Gears of War 2 the game. Thus it's Gears 2 relevant."
yeah he is right , this is gears of war 2's Lancer

Gearhead said:
"Did you kill your cat with that?"
that Blood is part of the model  lol
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damn

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1. The blood looks extremely lame. It should just be plain. No blood. It isn't even the right shade of red for blood. It looks like red paint!!!

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BJORNO-
Really? I would say you would need to experience something called photons but I will be nice.
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Matrix Revolutions was a great movie, so I'm going to say that 1 = awesome. and that's more of an 8, in that case.

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it's as badass as it gets for guys with fake plastic guns :) awesome caption!

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Didn't your parents tell you that it isn't cool to play with plastic toys? :P
On a serious note THAT IS SERIOUSLY BADASS.

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@MattyFTM: Wheeee?Are those a pair of balls on that bear's mouth?On your avatar...
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it looks cheap.