Possible Identities of the Master Chief

A particularly ambiguous topic for a suitably ambiguous list
As it happens, this is also my 95 item list, so the joke starts to wear pretty thin after the first 10...

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15 Comments
Posted by Spiritof

My mind would be blown if Master Chief ended up being David Bowie.
 
B L O W N !

Posted by pepsicolagirl
@SpiritOf: hahaha,  it'd be awesome
Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff

The others? Sure. But Donatello?!!

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Posted by AhmadMetallic

LOVE Satch being on there xD 
 
anyway this list is fucking stupid and makes no sense but i love it 

Posted by pepsicolagirl
@Ahmad_Metallic: I would have liked Petrucci to take top spot, but he's not on the database...yet...
Posted by AhmadMetallic
@pepsicolagirl said:
" @Ahmad_Metallic: I would have liked Petrucci to take top spot, but he's not on the database...yet... "
love petrucci, but satch is the man. the man.
Posted by solidejake
@SpiritOf said:
" My mind would be blown if Master Chief ended up being David Bowie.  B L O W N ! "
It wouldn't be too much of a Space Oddity to me.
Posted by Elazul
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
" @pepsicolagirl said:
" @Ahmad_Metallic: I would have liked Petrucci to take top spot, but he's not on the database...yet... "
love petrucci, but satch is the man. the man. "
Agreed. If Joe really was Master Chief he wouldn't need no puny space guns, that's for damn sure. He'd just glare at the Covenant and they'd fucking explode.
Posted by AhmadMetallic
@Elazul said:
" @Ahmad_Metallic said:
" @pepsicolagirl said:
" @Ahmad_Metallic: I would have liked Petrucci to take top spot, but he's not on the database...yet... "
love petrucci, but satch is the man. the man. "
Agreed. If Joe really was Master Chief he wouldn't need no puny space guns, that's for damn sure. He'd just glare at the Covenant and they'd fucking explode. "

i dunno about glaring, but he'd move his magic fingers and shit will ensue.. that i know !
Edited by MormonWarrior

I like the concept of it being Nolan North voiced by somebody else. :)

But your list falls apart and gets just random after the first fourth or so.

Posted by caityful

I lol'd. Nice work :3
My money's on Riker. Or Bowie.

Posted by InternetCrab

I don't think that Optimus Prime fits in Master Chief's suit...
Posted by Fascismo

I love how John McClane and Bruce Willis are separate entries.

Posted by ImmortalSaiyan

The answer is Micheal Cera

Edited by ScottyHawkeye

would Batman fit in this list