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This Ain't No Game

This Ain't No Game: TANG: Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

Ryan dives deep into this tale of love, loss, and Sephiroth.

Your look into the world of video game movies and the Wonderful Universe of movies with video game themes.

Mar. 5 2009

Cast: Ryan

Posted by: Vinny

194 Comments

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AH-HA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA-BAA

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I never played FF7, soooo, yeah.

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I forgot how terrible the english voice acting was until now

*shudders*
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I watched this with out playing a single final fantasy and enjoyed the action and that bad-ass looking dog. The story though went way over my head, something about astigmatism, i guess the people there have really bad vision. Also vincent is straight up batman.

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YO FIDDY HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP!

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Never playing FF7, I thought this movie was entertaining. Although I had no clue what was going on really with the story. Very anime-ish. It was still fun to watch though for the action.

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As a big fan of FF7, fucking love this movie. It makes no sense, but like you said it is all I want in a movie about FF7. Amazing film, amazing episode of TANG. FF7 4 Life!

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Awesome! Thanks for these great TANG videos!

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I should mention also too that I found Spirit Within more enjoyable. Mainly because it was completely separate from the FF series and really just tells its own story.

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DO MORTAL KOMBAT NEXT PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEE

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One of the best yet!

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SE build an awesome graphics engine for this movie and for subsquent games. So I'm glad for this awesome movie that actually has a coherant storyline if you've played the game. The action sequences are great too, it's perfectly fine to defy gravity in a setting based on fantasy anyway.

Thank for the vid guys. =]

-hiro

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One of the best yet!

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YO FIDDY HIT THAT BIG ASS RAMP!

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I didn't like this movie at all. It was very pretty though.
Personally, I would have loved to see more stuff involving FFVIII. I thought it was better than 7.

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Nice review Ryan as always

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Edited By omgmetalgear

I think this review was kind of pointless, he say's he's not a huge fan of FF7, says its a "fan service" type of movie, so why is he even reviewing it? I love how he questions Sephiroth coming back, and Aeris coming back, as if that was a huge suprise. They were shown in freaking trailers and the box art for the movie!!

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.

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I just love how Cloud gets shot in the face in the first scene.

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AH-HAH!

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lol @ the end :D

BRAVO !!!

*dances

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*LOL*

Yeah, the movie definitely does take itself pretty seriously, but it was, indeed, very entertaining all the same. Probably one of the few notable game-based movies worth watching...more than once even.

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Unlike what others seem to think I think FF The Spirits Within was a good movie and better than Advent Children. I don't know what people were expecting from Spirits Within, but to me it was exactly the movie I thought Hironobu Sakaguchi would make. AC is all about "Hey look at this, you totally know this dude from that game you played and loved all those years ago" and fighting, cool fighting, but still looks like some collage student's graduation work or something "Hey man I'm totally gonna do this fight in super hi-res and it's going to have Sephirot and Bahamut and it's going to be AWESOME, F-ing awesome!" I would almost call it fight porn. Maybe I'm just getting to old, but I prefer more story and less braindead action from movies these days. Not to say that Spirits Within was great in story, but it was at least okey and it had it's moments.

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CID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!1!!11!!


The rest of them can suck it...except Tifa.  She can totally suck it = D
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Edited By Brad

Where does the video indicate it's a "review," per se? Ryan's just taking a look at every video game movie ever made, good and bad. I happen to think this is one of the better ones.
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I love this feature.

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very spiffy

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"Haha-debah-dee-bah-debah!"

Best exit imaginable.

This has become my favorite weekly feature.

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Edited By NateDogg

Hey my last name is Tang!


But anyways, great edition of TANG!  I remember seeing this movie when it first came out.. Thought it was epic.  Definately great fan service.  Even if you know just a bit about the games story, that should be enough to pass the entry barrier to watch this...

And one more note... I've said this in another thread but I can't stand dubbed games/movies/animes.  It just doens't do it for me anymore.. Never watched this movie in english and never will.  Subtitles do it just fine.  I can't get over how good the Japanese are at their tone.  When they are shocked or surprised.. they really convey that feeling to the viewer even when u don't understand what they just said.  Its great and natural.

Once again.. a great edition of TANG!
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Really enjoyed this one. 

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Brilliant video.

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Rofl, Ryan you're so awesome.

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i don't love the androgynous Sephiroth. I hope everyone is OK with that.

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I thought Ryan hasn't played FF7

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*clap* *clap* *clap* BRAVO!!! :)

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I'm sorry, but as a person who never played FF7, but still wishes he could go back one day and enjoy it (most probably in some inevitable remake, since the graphics are now beyond ass), this movie doesn't look interesting in the slightest. But that's okay, it wasn't made for me, so I can accept that.

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As a fan of the original game, I would have preferred the FF7 remake on the PS3 more than this over-the-top lame anime-like movie. While that is asking for a lot more than what we got already, it would have kept me liking Final Fantasy 7 much more if Tetsuya Nomura didn't screw up the already awkward but enjoyable story with even more stupid anime stereotypes.

This movie just really ruined the "magic" for me.

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...That Ain't No Game!
Haha, but ReTarDedFisHy definitely enjoyed Advent Children because FFVII is his game of all-time, but without a doubt, there's definitely a disappointment attached to Advent Children. ReTarDedFisHy just hoped it would have been "more", you know?

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I don't know. I can imagine even FF7 fans seeing this movie and thinking, "What did I ever see in this shit?"

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Nice!  Glad you covered this movie.  Have you showed the FF Movie yet?  The one that tanked so badly?  I just decided to watch both that movie and Advent Children last week since it had been quite some time since I first saw them on DVD and actually enjoyed both of them.  They have their fair share of weak points, and the FF movie is considerably different than the games, but I actually liked it this time around. 

I've seen Advent Children twice, and while I thought the plot was weak in comparison to FFVII, I thought the cinematics were amazing, and something that could be appreciated by fans of advanced computer graphics and over-the-top animation.  The music was actually pretty good and memorable.  I've had this song play in my head occassionally the past couple years that I couldn't picture where it was from, but it was from FFVII:AC.  This movie was by far the best FFVII spinoff.  Crisis Core was decent, but the gameplay was boring and the new characters weren't as memorable as the FFVII heroes.

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TANG = movie reviews in black sweaters over collared shirts.

Great feature Ryan, keep it up!

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The FF game plots are actually good.  I think the problem lies with the fact that most people can't get past the character designs and judge the game as a whole based on that.  Many RPGs feature better plots than the FF games, but it's rare that I see games in other genres even come close. 

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RYAN DAVIS = SMOKEY THE BEAR !!!

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i couldn't understand the movie's plot so i didn't really like it. and on another note: nobody wants aeris back, seriously..

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The movie is much better with the Japanese voices and English sub imo.

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nice to see this being covered well done ryan.

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I watched this on DVD a few years back. I need to see this on blu-ray 1080 goodness

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that was amazing! cant wait fo da next one!

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The last 40 seconds of this video are pure-action-seconds. You have done well with the PAS.

Okay so maybe it was about 12 seconds, but they were PAS!

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Edited By Knibbly

Epic movie I gotta say.  Can't wait for the blu-ray release