I think i would rather own a sword than a pen.

Sword > Pen

I own many pens and use them. I own no swords and even if I did I wouldn't have any use for it. Therefore Pen > Sword.

Sword with pen in handle  - come prepared

Or just sellotape a biro to the end of a sword,  then you cant lose

"Sword with pen in handle  - come prepared

Or just sellotape a biro to the end of a sword,  then you cant lose
"

xD fill out your tax returns at the same time as running through an enemy :)

I was thinking more along the lines of after you defeat the main boss, the pen pops out of the blade and you proced to draw a little moustache or a cock on his face.

Pen > Sword. I could use my pen to draw millions of swords!

Pen beats the sword.

Especially if the pen has neuro-toxins in it, that makes it even more powerful!

a sword can cut a pen straight in half god damn it

"a sword can cut a pen straight in half god damn it"

"Who ever said the pen was mightier than the sword, onviously has never encountered automatic weapons."- COD4 quote.

You cannot decapitate anyone with a pen.

"OmegaPirate said:

"Sword with pen in handle  - come prepared

Or just sellotape a biro to the end of a sword,  then you cant lose
"

Sounds like the next stupid final fantasy weapon, they already went with a gunblade,  a penblade would seem like the next logical step.
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Axe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sword>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(times infinity)........pen

"You cannot decapitate anyone with a pen."

I use my magic wand. It seems to work well.

"kmdrkul said:

"You cannot decapitate anyone with a pen."

Have you tried?"

"I use my magic wand. It seems to work well."

Yes, the pen is mightier than the sword, because with the pen you can order a bunch of dudes to take out the guy with the sword.

"Yes, the pen is mightier than the sword, because with the pen you can order a bunch of dudes to take out the guy with the sword."

Chuck Norris < Nukes < Guns < Sword < Pen

Hasn't anyone seen The Dark Knight? The pencil is more awesome than both the pen, and the sword.

"Hasn't anyone seen The Dark Knight? The pencil is more awesome than both the pen, and the sword."

The penis mightier!

"The penis mightier!

Oh, oh no. Look you guys, a typo. I typed penis. uh oh.

Anyways, intelect beats brute force anyday. Intelligence manipulates and controls it, and gets all the money.

"

"The penis mightier!

Oh, oh no. Look you guys, a typo. I typed penis. uh oh.

Anyways, intelect beats brute force anyday. Intelligence manipulates and controls it, and gets all the money.

"

I think if I came across a dude with a sword in a dark alley I too would rather be carrying a sword then a pen. Dude can KILL me with a sword, what can I do with a pen?
Write him an angry letter? I don't think that's going to fly with the sword wielding madman.

I mean I guess I could attempt to stab em with the pen like Arnie does to the dude in Running Man, but with the other guy having a sword I wouldn't like my odds.

I think I'd rather be the dude with the sword.